Current Events > Really wish my coworkers would stop wearing leggings/yoga pants.

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Pure torture.

This new transfer with the sexy ponytail has a big, fat ass and I just wanna slap it
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Some girls with big nice asses look straight up pornographic in yoga pants.

I know that feel. A couple pawgs at my work
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I've been called 'creepy' by my manager before and these chicks aren't making it easier for me. I' am a man of culture.
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Why are women such beautiful creatures.
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Just enjoy the eye candy and wank or fk...

For you TC probably wank
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TboiGreezy posted...

Just enjoy the eye candy and wank or fk...

For you TC probably wank

Easier said than done. Ive said a few things that wouldve landed anybody else in hot water or fired.
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

TboiGreezy posted...

Just enjoy the eye candy and wank or fk...

For you TC probably wank

Easier said than done. Ive said a few things that wouldve landed anybody else in hot water or fired.

And have said things led to anything sir?
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So it is like casual all the time where you work at?
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TboiGreezy posted...

And have said things led to anything sir?

Reprimanded for me actions and pretty much told to stop being 'creepy' around the girls.

Mollayo posted...

So it is like casual all the time where you work at?

Supposedly they go against uniform policy, but they wear 'em regardless.

But today.... today I've never felt the urge to slap someone's butt cheeks so bad.
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It's crazy the types of "pants" chicks wear nowadays. They can make almost any ass look amazing, it's pure witchcraft.

Like, the shit they wear is shit their mothers would have worn under their real pants lol.
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I don't have much self-control. I would literally go up to her and say "Has the manager said anything about your leggings?" or "Do you wear them leggings cause they're comfier? Mmmmm"
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leggings are honestly just a comfy thing to wear
to me anyway

Mmmmm..... I bet they are.

I once had a coworker bend over and I could easily red the text on her panties or whatever it was she was wearing. She said "Why you lookin' at my butt", but she was cool about it.

True story.
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This happens to me a lot at the gym. The way they have it set up is with the elliptical's in front of the treadmills so when I'm running there's a good chance there's a perfectly built model type girl wearing tight ass yoga pants who uses the machine in front of me. I've started to pop one a couple times and had to start thinking about baseball lol
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I agree for a completely different reason. Only landwhales wear them.
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The thing is, when you go to the gym, it's to be expected. There's something very magical about having girls walk in wearing leggings that enhance their booties to your store. Do I get distracted while being productive? I'd be lying if I said no.

There's this Indian chick that comes regularly that wears 'em, and good lord, I would savour that booty like a full course meal.
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I once worked at a retail store and they had a uniform that included the usual "de-genderizing" pants that are standard among those places and fast food, but for some reason they didn't seem to care much if the girls just wore yoga pants or any old black pants.

There was a super fine Asian chick that started working there that wore some sort of yoga/athletic pants while working, had an amazing ass and you could even see the outlines of her.. you know. Needless to say it was a major distraction. I couldn't stop myself from sneaking glances whenever I was talking to her. Eventually the manager gave her some of the standard pants to wear, but I don't know if she ever told her the reason or suggested that her clothes were inappropriate. It was a sad day though lol.
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

I've been called 'creepy' by my manager before

lmao
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how's the whole middle school teacher thing going anyway?
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is your manager male or female?

anyway, how old are these coworkers? nice 20's girls? 30's?

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Im getting a potential would you have a seat over here vibe from the things TC is saying.
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Manager is an eccentric woman. They're all young women in their late teens-20's-early 30's.

Recently told one of my shifts "She retained some of her plumpness" after recently giving birth. She laughed and said I'm an HR problem waiting to happen.
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sounds like you have a lot of charm and maybe these women have a crush on you. otherwise they probably would have gotten you in trouble. if you say stuff like that to them and they giggle instead of calling the boss, then it means they like you

To all the new people ITT.

TC's gimmick on this board is being creepy. He extends that creepiness to underage girls. Its most likely just trolling, but who knows.
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Try working on a college campus around the all-girl dorms and next to Greek Row.

Like, oh my god.
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Zikten posted...

sounds like you have a lot of charm and maybe these women have a crush on you. otherwise they probably would have gotten you in trouble. if you say stuff like that to them and they giggle instead of calling the boss, then it means they like you

Crush on yours truly? Couldn't be farther from the truth. I suppose the reason I'm still sticking around is that they likely don't take what I say seriously, or.... the manner in which I say it cracks them up. I'm leaning more towards the latter. Interestingly enough, I've never had anyone flat out tell me "Wow, that was VERY, very inappropriate.

Zodd3224 posted...

TC's gimmick on this board is being creepy.

I wear my perverted badge with honor, but this is real life, this ain't no Cinemax.

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Try working on a college campus around the all-girl dorms and next to Greek Row.

Like, oh my god.

Mmmmm.... now I'm reminiscing of my days in college/University. Got to talk to so many chicks, befriended some of them, and now I'm missing that experience.
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Im so glad my work doesnt enforce the no yoga pants/leggings rule. I used to work with this woman who was 43 and she wore them all the time..omg her body was so nice. I woulda hit that if she didnt get back with her husband >_>
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If only they knew the suffering they're putting us through, knowing how distracting it is and how it interferes with our job.
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No pics?
This is bullshit
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I've had coworkers that wear leggings and show their cleavage before.
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Big_Nabendu posted...

No pics?
This is bullshit

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bump
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TboiGreezy posted...

Big_Nabendu posted...

No shit?
This is bull

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i dont get wearing leggings/ yoga pants without a skirt, so tacky

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GameboyTroy posted...

I've had coworkers that wear leggings and show their cleavage before.

A former shift manager had tig ol' bitties and I would point it out. She would then give me the biggest hugs imaginable.

Squidkids posted...

i dont get wearing leggings/ yoga pants without a skirt, so tacky

Contrary to popular belief, girls don't wear 'em cause they're comfy; they wear 'em cause they want people to stare. And wearings leggings with a skirt? That kind of defeats the purpose of a skirt, unless you're paranoid about having the wind blow your skirt up exposing them granny panties.

Also, I see Weird Al's still doing his thing.
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I'm surprised you're not on a list.
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This topic is creepy and gross.

Easy fix, TC. Start wearing them yourself-when it comes up, simply reply that it's against the dress code but nobody seems to care so you decided to join in. It's like the parents on instagram thing-once you join in, it's not cool anymore.
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

they wear 'em cause they want people to stare

Wow.

A girl isn't going to wear them without resting assure someone isn't going to stare. They might be comfy, but don't think for a minute you won't be bringing attention to yourself, especially if your ass is of the phat variety.

Syntheticon posted...

Easy fix, TC. Start wearing them yourself-when it comes up, simply reply that it's against the dress code but nobody seems to care so you decided to join in. It's like the parents on instagram thing-once you join in, it's not cool anymore.

I'm under the impression you wear them yourself, or wouldn't hesitate to do so. If that's the case, I salute you for breaking societal norms and double standards.
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

GameboyTroy posted...

I've had coworkers that wear leggings and show their cleavage before.

A former shift manager had tig ol' bitties and I would point it out. She would then give me the biggest hugs imaginable.

Squidkids posted...

i dont get wearing leggings/ yoga pants without a skirt, so tacky

Contrary to popular belief, girls don't wear 'em cause they're comfy; they wear 'em cause they want people to stare. And wearings leggings with a skirt? That kind of defeats the purpose of a skirt, unless you're paranoid about having the wind blow your skirt up exposing them granny panties.

Also, I see Weird Al's still doing his thing.

I bet you loved those hugs with her tig ol' bitties. I don't think I've gotten hugs at work.
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GameboyTroy posted...

I bet you loved those hugs with her tig ol' bitties. I don't think I've gotten hugs at work.

Most definitely. She would even unzip her jacket for me. She really loved getting attention at work.
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

GameboyTroy posted...

I bet you loved those hugs with her tig ol' bitties. I don't think I've gotten hugs at work.

Most definitely. She would even unzip her jacket for me. She really loved getting attention at work.

If only I had a shift manager like that.
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