Current Events > The last week or so, I've ripped HUGE farts every morning.

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DarkTransient
09/11/18 4:55:47 PM
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Like yeah, I almost always need to fart when I wake up, but the last week's have been particularly spectacular bouts of flatulence.
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Scotty_Rogers
09/11/18 4:56:30 PM
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Ripping ass
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blablablax17
09/11/18 4:56:39 PM
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But how do they smell is the real question?
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Derp
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/11/18 4:57:29 PM
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dank fumes brah
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Lordgold666
09/11/18 4:58:17 PM
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Rip in peace
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/11/18 5:00:34 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
Why did you feel the need to tell us this?

To make your little squeaky gnome farts jealous
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DarkTransient
09/11/18 5:00:47 PM
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blablablax17 posted...
But how do they smell is the real question?


Wouldn't know. My gf doesn't wake up until a fair bit later than me, and I'm anosmic.
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UnholyMudcrab
09/11/18 5:06:20 PM
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When I was young, every night when my father took a shower, he would sing softly to himself and press his ass cheeks against the shower wall, letting out these long, rhythmic farts that shook the whole house
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Lordgold666
09/11/18 8:11:34 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
When I was young, every night when my father took a shower, he would sing softly to himself and press his ass cheeks against the shower wall, letting out these long, rhythmic farts that shook the whole house

lol
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BWing
09/11/18 8:12:28 PM
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Have you shit your pants/bed a la @Awesome ?
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/11/18 8:23:11 PM
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I love farts so huge you feel your colon depressing
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DarkTransient
09/11/18 11:14:06 PM
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BWing posted...
Have you shit your pants/bed a la @Awesome ?


I've had exactly two farts that turned out to be not just farts. One was when I was like 8 and was a huge mess. The other, luckily, I was in the shower at the time, so not a huge problem.
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TeaMilk
09/11/18 11:23:34 PM
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I always get like that when my period starts
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DarthGravid
09/12/18 1:10:40 AM
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Welcome to middle age.
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