Current Events > Paul McCartney says he and John Lennon jerked it together

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Antifar 09/12/18 11:47:02 AM #1:	https://www.thecut.com/2018/09/paul-mccartney-john-legend-technically-masturbated-to-winston-churchill.html --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:908598345] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>https://www.thecut.com/2018/09/paul-mccartney-john-legend-technically-masturbated-to-winston-churchill.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/12/18 11:47:48 AM #2:	Come together, right now Over me --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908598399] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Come together, right now Over me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/12/18 11:48:14 AM #3:	they were probably on drugs at the time <cite>Zikten posted [p:908598426] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>they were probably on drugs at the time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 09/12/18 11:48:15 AM #4:	did they jerk it with luigi <cite>Reis posted [p:908598429] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>did they jerk it with luigi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 09/12/18 11:49:02 AM #5:	they got off with a little help from their friends --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:908598472] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>they got off with a little help from their friends</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 09/12/18 12:06:34 PM #6:	Oh...you know they fucked at least once but he's just tryna not out John without his consent imo... --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:908599450] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Oh...you know they fucked at least once but he's just tryna not out John without his consent imo...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 09/12/18 12:07:42 PM #7:	I don't believe the Paul is dead thoery but how great would it be if it was true and the new Paul is like "I'm gonna stir some shit up". --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:908599513] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>I don't believe the Paul is dead thoery but how great would it be if it was true and the new Paul is like "I'm gonna stir some shit up".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 09/12/18 12:07:55 PM #8:	I'm baaaaaaack --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:908599529] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>I'm baaaaaaack</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/12/18 12:08:36 PM #9:	I'm not a huge fan of the Beatles so I need more people to make lyrics based innuendo because this shit is gold. --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:908599563] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>I'm not a huge fan of the Beatles so I need more people to make lyrics based innuendo because this shit is gold.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 09/12/18 12:09:11 PM #10:	excellent. <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:908599589] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>excellent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 09/12/18 12:09:55 PM #11:	who never honked off at least 3 times with their bandmates --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:908599628] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>who never honked off at least 3 times with their bandmates</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 09/12/18 12:10:07 PM #12:	averagejoel posted... they got off with a little help from their friends +1 --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:908599651] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>averagejoel posted...</cite> <quote>they got off with a little help from their friends</quote> +1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReginaldClovis 09/12/18 12:10:42 PM #13:	Beat the Meatles --- "I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English." <cite>ReginaldClovis posted [p:908599674] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Beat the Meatles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 09/12/18 12:14:38 PM #15:	There's nothing gay about jacking off with another guy --- "Never seen a group of people more obsessed with a man's naked, hairy ass than the men at Current Events." -SBAllen 2018 We live in a society <cite>Garioshi posted [p:908599880] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>There's nothing gay about jacking off with another guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 09/12/18 12:20:40 PM #16:	ReginaldClovis posted... Beat the Meatles Gott Damn --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:908600218] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>ReginaldClovis posted...</cite> <quote>Beat the Meatles</quote> Gott Damn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 09/12/18 12:22:23 PM #17:	......I didnt need to know this --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:908600299] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>......I didnt need to know this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 09/12/18 12:23:32 PM #18:	"Well, shake it up baby now Twist and shout" --- A gif of Chocola and Vanilla clapping from Nekopara https://imgur.com/Zu4EnUj <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:908600359] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>"Well, shake it up baby now Twist and shout" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/12/18 12:25:59 PM #19:	green butter posted... Come together, right now Over me Goddammit lol --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick! <cite>Kitt posted [p:908600508] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote>Come together, right now Over me</quote> Goddammit lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 09/12/18 12:30:27 PM #20:	https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432 --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:908600769] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 09/12/18 12:34:24 PM #21:	boxington posted... https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432 Lmao --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:908601003] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/12/18 3:12:45 PM #22:	boxington posted... https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432 I just love how they're also best friends in real life too. --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick! <cite>Kitt posted [p:908610251] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432</quote> I just love how they're also best friends in real life too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 09/12/18 3:13:24 PM #23:	green butter posted... Come together, right now Over me lolol --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:908610295] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote>Come together, right now Over me</quote> lolol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 09/12/18 3:16:27 PM #24:	What, you guys saying you've never done this? --- https://imgtc.com/i/uBYqPMK.gif https://imgtc.com/i/UAGNJFv.gif https://imgtc.com/i/cBTnWgf.png https://imgtc.com/i/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:908610480] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>What, you guys saying you've never done this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IloveJesus 09/12/18 3:25:36 PM #25:	FL81 posted... What, you guys saying you've never done this? I can honestly say I've never masturbated with John Lennon. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. <cite>IloveJesus posted [p:908611047] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>FL81 posted...</cite> <quote>What, you guys saying you've never done this?</quote> I can honestly say I've never masturbated with John Lennon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/12/18 3:26:24 PM #26:	I think it was a one-off, McCartney replies. Or maybe it was like a two-off. It wasnt a big thing. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:908611083] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><quote>I think it was a one-off, McCartney replies. Or maybe it was like a two-off. It wasnt a big thing.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/12/18 3:30:47 PM #27:	green butter posted... Come together, right now Over me I knew there was a jucy pun I couldn't get off the tip of my tongue. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:908611363] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote>Come together, right now Over me</quote> I knew there was a jucy pun I couldn't get off the tip of my tongue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 09/12/18 3:32:09 PM #28:	green butter posted... Come together, right now Over me /topic --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:908611454] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote>Come together, right now Over me</quote> /topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamashiini 09/12/18 3:34:44 PM #29:	Questionmarktarius posted... I think it was a one-off, McCartney replies. Or maybe it was like a two-off. It wasnt a big thing. Two off. I get it. --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. <cite>tamashiini posted [p:908611604] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote><quote>I think it was a one-off, McCartney replies. Or maybe it was like a two-off. It wasnt a big thing.</quote></quote> Two off. I get it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 09/12/18 4:30:33 PM #30:	We all jerk it in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all jerk it in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all jerk it in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:908614849] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>We all jerk it in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all jerk it in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all jerk it in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/12/18 4:43:20 PM #31:	This is one of those rare times where I'm glad I didn't have that many friends growing up. Also, He Came Onto the Bathroom Window. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:908615648] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>This is one of those rare times where I'm glad I didn't have that many friends growing up. Also, He Came Onto the Bathroom Window.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 09/12/18 5:17:25 PM #32:	Don't worry guys, the greatest band in the world is still "straight". https://twitter.com/DanielNewman/status/1039742228455976960 --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:908617408] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Don't worry guys, the greatest band in the world is still "straight". https://twitter.com/DanielNewman/status/1039742228455976960</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 09/12/18 5:21:08 PM #33:	Please please me --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:908617583] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Please please me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 09/12/18 5:21:53 PM #34:	Blue_Inigo posted... ......I didnt need to know this Rude Jude? --- https://imgur.com/Fbusl2a <cite>SwayM posted [p:908617620] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote>......I didnt need to know this</quote> Rude Jude?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/12/18 5:28:19 PM #35:	Still waiting for Ringo to comment on this. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:908617947] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Still waiting for Ringo to comment on this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 09/12/18 5:42:09 PM #36:	Hey dude....It's not so bad Take a soft wang and make it harder Remember to let him into your heart Then you can start to rub them together --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:908618691] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Hey dude....It's not so bad Take a soft wang and make it harder Remember to let him into your heart Then you can start to rub them together</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/12/18 5:45:21 PM #37:	It's been a hard day's night We should be feeling up our logs --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:908618871] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>It's been a hard day's night We should be feeling up our logs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 09/12/18 5:57:34 PM #39:	fenderbender321 posted... Questionmarktarius posted... Still waiting for Ringo to comment on this. I thought Ringo had stated recently that he's done talking about The Beatles. ...maybe this is why? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:908619518] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>Still waiting for Ringo to comment on this.</quote> I thought Ringo had stated recently that he's done talking about The Beatles.</quote> ...maybe this is why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 09/12/18 5:58:05 PM #40:	This whole story as well as the comments ITT are undoubtedly the most fucking hilarious things I've read today --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://imgur.com/BLrKxEd https://card.psnprofiles.com/2/Jaromiroquai68.png <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:908619548] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>This whole story as well as the comments ITT are undoubtedly the most fucking hilarious things I've read today </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Correct_Facts 09/12/18 6:01:19 PM #41:	We Can Jerk it Out <cite>Correct_Facts posted [p:908619723] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>We Can Jerk it Out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 09/12/18 6:04:19 PM #42:	They couldn't find Eleanor Rigby? --- Seriously. I don't care what side of the fence someone is on, if they are a piece of crap, they are a piece of crap. <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:908619869] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>They couldn't find Eleanor Rigby?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DestroyedDog 09/12/18 6:08:06 PM #44:	ClunkerSlim posted... The link says John Legend. Huh. The plot thickens --- Not changing this until the Vikings make it to the Super Bowl Started 4/10/2013 <cite>DestroyedDog posted [p:908620067] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>The link says John Legend. Huh.</quote> The plot thickens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 09/12/18 6:08:39 PM #45:	Why haven't they asked Lennon's take on this? <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:908620102] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Why haven't they asked Lennon's take on this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimfizzle2 09/12/18 6:19:50 PM #47:	ClunkerSlim posted... Complete_Idi0t posted... Why haven't they asked Lennon's take on this? Hes taken great steps to avoid the public eye. Ono you didnt --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:908620652] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Complete_Idi0t posted...</cite> <quote>Why haven't they asked Lennon's take on this?</quote> Hes taken great steps to avoid the public eye.</quote> Ono you didnt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 09/12/18 6:20:55 PM #48:	boxington posted... https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432 Amazing --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:908620708] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>https://mobile.twitter.com/zachbraff/status/1039696068475154432</quote> Amazing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 09/12/18 6:44:40 PM #49:	slimfizzle2 posted... ClunkerSlim posted... Complete_Idi0t posted... Why haven't they asked Lennon's take on this? Hes taken great steps to avoid the public eye. Ono you didnt questloveohsnap.gif --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:908622106] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Complete_Idi0t posted...</cite> <quote>Why haven't they asked Lennon's take on this?</quote> Hes taken great steps to avoid the public eye.</quote> Ono you didnt</quote>questloveohsnap.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoubleA22 09/12/18 6:45:04 PM #50:	Not surprising --- "I would let an adult male sexually dance in a thong in front of my 5 year old daughter " - CE poster STM <cite>DoubleA22 posted [p:908622127] in Paul McCar... [t:76994067]...</cite> <quote>Not surprising</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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