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lww99
09/13/18 7:24:31 PM
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The week after we dropped 2k on a new floor lmao. Life is heavy handed sometimes.
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Complete_Idi0t
09/13/18 7:34:05 PM
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Shouldnt have tried to vaccum the lawn after the mower stopped working tbqh
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3rd_Best_Master
09/13/18 7:34:45 PM
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Gotta stop trying to shove your dick in things and they won't break.
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lww99
09/13/18 7:51:13 PM
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The thing is, they're both relatively new. Our dyson vacuum is like two years old. And then I dropped like $350 on a nice Toro mower because I wanted to it to last, only for it to die a year and a half later.
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monkmith
09/13/18 7:52:17 PM
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dont buy dyson.
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E32005
09/13/18 7:57:55 PM
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lww99 posted...
The thing is, they're both relatively new. Our dyson vacuum is like two years old. And then I dropped like $350 on a nice Toro mower because I wanted to it to last, only for it to die a year and a half later.

no warranty?
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Learning
09/13/18 7:58:28 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Shouldnt have tried to vaccum the lawn after the mower stopped working tbqh


Great post
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Kazi1212
09/13/18 7:59:02 PM
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E32005 posted...
lww99 posted...
The thing is, they're both relatively new. Our dyson vacuum is like two years old. And then I dropped like $350 on a nice Toro mower because I wanted to it to last, only for it to die a year and a half later.

no warranty?


Ok Gramps
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lww99
09/13/18 8:10:29 PM
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I'm trying to find my receipts...

Though I've heard Toro will use just about any excuse they can to void the warranty. Bad gas, too much oil, not enough oil, etc.
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monkmith
09/13/18 8:13:17 PM
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lww99 posted...
I'm trying to find my receipts...

Though I've heard Toro will use just about any excuse they can to void the warranty. Bad gas, too much oil, not enough oil, etc.

dont worry, dyson will do the same damn thing.
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SageHarpuia
09/13/18 8:14:05 PM
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Hardware always breaks in pairs. Usually if your dryer goes out your washer gets lonely and commits suicude.
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Axiom
09/13/18 8:18:38 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
E32005 posted...
lww99 posted...
The thing is, they're both relatively new. Our dyson vacuum is like two years old. And then I dropped like $350 on a nice Toro mower because I wanted to it to last, only for it to die a year and a half later.

no warranty?


Ok Gramps

SMH millenials
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SuperMedz3
09/13/18 8:19:16 PM
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Did you try to mow the carpet and vacuum the lawn?
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Revegelance
09/13/18 8:26:03 PM
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Sounds like your lawn mower sucks. And your vacuum doesn't.
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SuperMedz3
09/13/18 8:31:28 PM
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Use the weed wacky and broom
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lww99
09/13/18 8:34:51 PM
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Revegelance posted...
Sounds like your lawn mower sucks. And your vacuum doesn't.


PUNS

SuperMedz3 posted...
Use the weed wacky and broom


I cant sweep carpet bruh
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SuperMedz3
09/13/18 8:37:09 PM
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lww99 posted...
Revegelance posted...
Sounds like your lawn mower sucks. And your vacuum doesn't.


PUNS

SuperMedz3 posted...
Use the weed wacky and broom


I cant sweep carpet bruh

I was not talking about the carpet
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chitown82
09/13/18 8:42:10 PM
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Its called preventative maintenance
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KamenRiderBlade
09/13/18 8:43:01 PM
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monkmith posted...
dont buy dyson.
My Dyson still works after 10+ years of service.
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lww99
09/14/18 7:54:45 AM
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chitown82 posted...
Its called preventative maintenance


I winterized the mower last year. Not much you can do for a vacuum.
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Kombucha
09/14/18 8:06:23 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
monkmith posted...
dont buy dyson.
My Dyson still works after 10+ years of service.


*imagines kamen servicing a dyson for a total of 10 years to keep it running*
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KamenRiderBlade
09/14/18 11:25:03 AM
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@Kombucha posted...
*imagines kamen servicing a dyson for a total of 10 years to keep it running*
I've LITERALLY never modified it from the day I bought it.

Other than dumping the waste that was collected, it's unmodified.
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glitteringfairy
09/14/18 11:28:34 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
E32005 posted...
lww99 posted...
The thing is, they're both relatively new. Our dyson vacuum is like two years old. And then I dropped like $350 on a nice Toro mower because I wanted to it to last, only for it to die a year and a half later.

no warranty?


Ok Gramps

Kazi1212 posted...
E32005 posted...
lww99 posted...
The thing is, they're both relatively new. Our dyson vacuum is like two years old. And then I dropped like $350 on a nice Toro mower because I wanted to it to last, only for it to die a year and a half later.

no warranty?


Ok Gramps

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lww99
09/14/18 11:55:59 AM
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