Current Events > having long hair as a guy really sucks when you gotta prep yourself

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FluttershyPony
09/16/18 7:59:08 AM
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showers are 15 mins instead of 5.
waste a lot of time and need an extra towel to dry your hair plus hair dryer.

minimum 15-20 mins a day lost, instead of me just taking a quickie 5 minute shower and going to the gym its 20 minute slogfest.
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Scotty_Rogers
09/16/18 8:00:15 AM
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Cut that shit then

Complaining over nothing. topiclist
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FluttershyPony
09/16/18 8:00:58 AM
#3:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
Cut that shit then

Complaining over nothing. topiclist

>cutting my hair

sorry im not a brainless NPC conformist sheep.
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WWEPropaganda
09/16/18 8:18:35 AM
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Yeah TC is not wrong but you gotta believe there are other problems that can arise due to having long hair.

Such as when WWE Legend Booker T was auditioning for Yakamoshi cosmetics' Shampoo commercial. Booker T's incredible career success, unique haircut and his own personal tagline "You know Kung Fu, now learn Shampoo!" lead him to believe that he had the commercial/sponsorship in the bag.

79rHRpv

However Yakamoshi Cosmetics had other ideas, deeming Booker's attitude to be offensive and were instead memorized by the long lionsmane like hair of WWE Hall of Famer Edge, offering him the deal instead.

z56NNLj

Booker was absolutely furious, resulting in an iconic fight at Wrestlemania X8 Where both men beat the tar out of each other to see who the better hair a-.. err I mean the better man truly was.

nQ8kynd

Did Edge's long hair prove to be a problem inside the squared circle or was his victory as beautiful as his flowing strands?

Only way to find out is to checkout Wrestlemania X8 Exclusively on the WWE Network.
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Scotty_Rogers
09/16/18 8:19:23 AM
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lol @ complaining about 15 minute showers

literally complaining about smelling better
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specialkid8
09/16/18 8:22:59 AM
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Looks like WWE saved another flopic.
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Southernfatman
09/16/18 8:23:03 AM
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After having long hair for a good while, cutting it was so liberating. No more of all the hassle.
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Hambo the Hog
09/16/18 8:29:47 AM
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Plus long hair looks terrible on guys. Instant boner killer.
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FluttershyPony
09/16/18 8:31:28 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Plus long hair looks terrible on guys. Instant boner killer.

must suck being a fat bald bear whos only attracted to similarly heavy bloated monstrosities.
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Mr_Biscuit
09/16/18 8:32:02 AM
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WWEProp is still the best account in Gamefaqs history
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Hambo the Hog
09/16/18 8:37:39 AM
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must suck being a fat bald bear whos only attracted to similarly heavy bloated monstrosities.
Nah, I'm pretty thin. But chubby dudes are totally cute. In part because they usually have the good sense to cut their hair. :]
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Yomi
09/16/18 8:42:53 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Looks like WWE saved another flopic.


Mr_Biscuit posted...
WWEProp is still the best account in Gamefaqs history

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AlleyViper620
09/16/18 8:47:34 AM
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WWEPropaganda posted...
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It's truly impressive that he came up with that entire post in under 20 min.
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Ving_Rhames
09/16/18 8:47:42 AM
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Pics of ur gorgeous locks op
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Flockaveli
09/16/18 9:42:58 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Looks like WWE saved another flopic.

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MarqueeSeries
09/16/18 9:45:18 AM
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Long hair sucks. I had chest length hair at one point and it's just a hassle
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YukihoHagiwara
09/16/18 9:46:27 AM
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shower time is the least of a person with long hair's problems, the worst of it is dipping your hair in shit on accident/it getting in your face/windy days. I'm surprised longer hygiene routines are something anyone would even care about

do you go to conventions regularly op? are you a speedrunner? do you play smash?
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/16/18 9:47:57 AM
#18:


Your name is literally FluttershyPony and you're talking shit
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Doom_Art
09/16/18 9:51:44 AM
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Long hair almost never looks good on dudes
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Thompson
09/16/18 9:56:04 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Your name is literally FluttershyPony and you're talking shit

Fluttershy wouldn't complain about her hair.
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Ving_Rhames
09/16/18 11:10:01 AM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
do you go to conventions regularly op? are you a speedrunner? do you play smash?


damn yo lol
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FluttershyPony
09/16/18 11:10:43 AM
#22:


YukihoHagiwara posted...
shower time is the least of a person with long hair's problems, the worst of it is dipping your hair in shit on accident/it getting in your face/windy days. I'm surprised longer hygiene routines are something anyone would even care about

do you go to conventions regularly op? are you a speedrunner? do you play smash?


yes to the first one.
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SimpleMan
09/16/18 11:17:55 AM
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WWEPropaganda posted...
Only way to find out is to checkout Wrestlemania X8 Exclusively on the WWE Network.

It's not really exclusive since it's on DVD also.
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E32005
09/16/18 11:22:10 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Looks like WWE saved another flopic.

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Blue_Inigo
09/16/18 11:29:37 AM
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@SSJGrimReaper
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vocedelmorte
09/16/18 11:30:16 AM
#26:


The only reason to have long hair is if you're looks fucking spectacular with it. But are you?
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SSJGrimReaper
09/16/18 11:58:03 AM
#27:


why was i tagged
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Parappa09
09/16/18 12:07:42 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
why was i tagged

you strike me as a short hair type of guy
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Blue_Inigo
09/16/18 12:13:33 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
why was i tagged

A wild WWEProp has appeared
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SSJGrimReaper
09/16/18 12:17:40 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
why was i tagged

you strike me as a short hair type of guy

damn right parappy

Blue_Inigo posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
why was i tagged

A wild WWEProp has appeared


Oh fuck yeah! Posting in the same topic as WWEProp
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RiderofHogs
09/16/18 12:19:29 PM
#31:


Hambo the Hog posted...
Plus long hair looks terrible on guys. Instant boner killer.

I have amazing long hair when I grow it out. So soft and full of bounce.
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Learning
09/16/18 12:20:15 PM
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WWEProp sucks but that was a good post
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Christian RULES
09/16/18 12:22:04 PM
#33:


Some guys look sexy with long hair. Some guys look like a child with short hair
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SSJGrimReaper
09/16/18 12:28:46 PM
#36:


M_Live posted...
HE'S BACK OMG

He never left

A WWEProp post is just hard to find
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HylianFox
09/16/18 12:46:31 PM
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WWEPropaganda posted...

I think I love you
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E32005
09/16/18 12:48:01 PM
#39:


WWE is easily the best gimmick on CE

its not even close
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HylianFox
09/16/18 12:48:51 PM
#40:


I tend to go through "long" and "short" hair phases of my life, usually 2-3 years of uncut hair followed by me getting sick of it and hacking it off.

I actually just cut off my ponytail yesterday. I may go in for a real haircut later this week, but I hate trying to find something that looks good on me. >_>

That, and my hair grows crazy-fast and I don't like spending money on haircuts
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E32005
09/16/18 12:50:26 PM
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at least you have all your hair. stop crying.
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Parappa09
09/16/18 12:52:43 PM
#42:


E32005 posted...
WWE is easily the best gimmick on CE

its not even close

prop is all we have

literally all other 'gimmick' posters rn are alt right shitposters
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/16/18 12:53:34 PM
#43:


WWEPropaganda posted...
Yeah TC is not wrong but you gotta believe there are other problems that can arise due to having long hair.

Such as when WWE Legend Booker T was auditioning for Yakamoshi cosmetics' Shampoo commercial. Booker T's incredible career success, unique haircut and his own personal tagline "You know Kung Fu, now learn Shampoo!" lead him to believe that he had the commercial/sponsorship in the bag.

79rHRpv

However Yakamoshi Cosmetics had other ideas, deeming Booker's attitude to be offensive and were instead memorized by the long lionsmane like hair of WWE Hall of Famer Edge, offering him the deal instead.

z56NNLj

Booker was absolutely furious, resulting in an iconic fight at Wrestlemania X8 Where both men beat the tar out of each other to see who the better hair a-.. err I mean the better man truly was.

nQ8kynd

Did Edge's long hair prove to be a problem inside the squared circle or was his victory as beautiful as his flowing strands?

Only way to find out is to checkout Wrestlemania X8 Exclusively on the WWE Network.


This is one of those instances of another user expressing my opinion on something in full before I get the chance to do so myself.
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HylianFox
09/16/18 12:53:35 PM
#44:


I also have to say 15 minutes is rather short. I takes me at least 30 minutes to give my hair a thorough shampoo/conditioning then another 5-10 minutes of combing all the loose crap out followed by ponytail+gel and then another half-hour or so for it to dry out

ugh, that alone made me hack it off
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ImCallingYouOut
09/16/18 12:55:16 PM
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i still dont get the hype for wwe.
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/16/18 12:56:49 PM
#47:


Scotty_Rogers posted...
Cut that shit then

Complaining over nothing. topiclist

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E32005
09/16/18 12:58:18 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
E32005 posted...
WWE is easily the best gimmick on CE

its not even close

prop is all we have

literally all other 'gimmick' posters rn are alt right shitposters

remember about 5 years ago, we had this golden age of gimmick accounts. funny, inventive, clever posts with fun topics and subject matter; not trumpeters shitposting thinly veiled racism.
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southcoast09
09/16/18 12:59:59 PM
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Its worth it.
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