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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:39:54 PM
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck this is going to be hard
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Kaiganeer
09/16/18 11:40:29 PM
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you have two
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SSJCAT
09/16/18 11:40:52 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
you have two

theres also the butt
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Scotty_Rogers
09/16/18 11:41:07 PM
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I rarely ever use hands. Just hump my bed.
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:41:46 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
you have two

I literally don't know how to do it with my left hand

Plus my left hand usually holds my phone
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Parappa09
09/16/18 11:42:00 PM
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HashtagTartarus
09/16/18 11:42:27 PM
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If you're over 18, I can propose an alternative.
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:42:42 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
get someone else to do it for you

See if I could just do that I wouldn't be jerking myself off so much
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HashtagTartarus
09/16/18 11:43:06 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Parappa09 posted...
get someone else to do it for you

See if I could just do that I wouldn't be jerking myself off so much


HashtagTartarus posted...
If you're over 18, I can propose an alternative.

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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:43:26 PM
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Alright, what alternative
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pres_madagascar
09/16/18 11:43:34 PM
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Put phone on table or counter, use your left hand.
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Reis
09/16/18 11:44:16 PM
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use your mind
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HashtagTartarus
09/16/18 11:44:46 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Alright, what alternative


Is prostitution legal in your state?
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:45:08 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Alright, what alternative


Is prostitution legal in your state?

I don't think so

Also no
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HashtagTartarus
09/16/18 11:45:56 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Alright, what alternative


Is prostitution legal in your state?

I don't think so

Also no


I guess I can work pro-boner.
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:46:11 PM
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Oh

Pass
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Kombucha
09/16/18 11:50:02 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Put phone on table or counter, use your left hand.


this is why you don't buy phones second hand
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Parappa09
09/16/18 11:51:52 PM
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i remember when pillow humping used to be a big thing on CE
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Scotty_Rogers
09/16/18 11:52:26 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
i remember when pillow humping used to be a big thing on CE


My main method tbh

Two pillows beneath my crotch and two pillows beneath my chest.
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HashtagTartarus
09/16/18 11:53:56 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Oh

Pass


Are you sure? I've got a really small mouth and not very many teeth.
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Muffinz0rz
09/16/18 11:55:30 PM
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Did you deed too furiously to Mahomes today
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Touch
09/16/18 11:55:38 PM
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Get a bro to Dutch rudder you
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DarthAragorn
09/16/18 11:57:30 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Did you deed too furiously to Mahomes today

i wish

i went to a fucking skating rink and fell on my ass but also somehow hurt my wrist in the fall
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DrizztLink
09/16/18 11:58:58 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
this is going to be hard

Eh he he he
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Butterfiles
09/17/18 12:02:08 AM
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there's a reddit thread where a user claims to have broken both arms and got some help from his mom
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pres_madagascar
09/17/18 12:10:55 AM
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Kombucha posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Put phone on table or counter, use your left hand.


this is why you don't buy phones second hand

Every used phone has been used while pooping and seeding.
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