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DarkTransient
09/18/18 5:51:10 PM
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Take it or leave it? - Results (11 votes)
Take it
72.73% (8 votes)
8
Leave it
27.27% (3 votes)
3
A single small fart will kill small animals, but not humans. Larger farts will even kill humans, as will repeated farting.

The toxicity isn't long-lasting; if you fart in a small enclosed space, it would be safe for others to enter that space after about a minute. It also doesn't have very long range, anyone further than about 10 feet from you is completely safe.

You are immune to your own farts, but not to those of anyone else who takes the deal.

EDIT: You cannot in any way "filter" your farts to prevent this. The only thing that will prevent it is completely trapping the fart altogether until it degrades to be non-toxic.
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Guy_Fieri
09/18/18 5:52:36 PM
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Damn I'd be like a super villain, I'd stun all you fuckers with my dank ass blasts.
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Zack_Attackv1
09/18/18 5:54:22 PM
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TroutPaste
09/18/18 5:54:50 PM
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The second I hit "yes" I actually farted
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monkmith
09/18/18 5:55:15 PM
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sure, just strap a charcoal filter to your ass and you're golden.
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jukester
09/18/18 5:55:19 PM
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You'd have to warn everyone, but they wouldn't take you seriously unless you had a buddy with you to like verify this. You'd need to become an internet celebrity so everyone would know your situation. You could GoFundMe to get protective encasements for your heiney.
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Laserion
09/18/18 5:55:37 PM
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I'm assuming this also applies to the toilet where you poop, as farts come from poop gas.
Can I leave a poop log in a bag as a time-delayed toxic bomb? What if I set it on fire at the front door of get-off-my-lawn old guy?
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DarkTransient
09/18/18 5:59:06 PM
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Laserion posted...
I'm assuming this also applies to the toilet where you poop, as farts come from poop gas.
Can I leave a poop log in a bag as a time-delayed toxic bomb? What if I set it on fire at the front door of get-off-my-lawn old guy?


No, it only applies to farts. If you do both at the same time the fart component is still deadly.

Rules of science don't apply because a wizard does it.
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TheMarthKoopa
09/18/18 6:02:59 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
You are immune to your own farts

Oh. Easy

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