Current Events > What goes through a guy's mind when he's getting his dick sucked?

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You tell me.

Damn I'm getting my dick sucked
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Touch posted...

Damn I'm getting my dick sucked

ThatMuttGuy posted...

Touch posted...

Damn I'm getting my dick sucked

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I hope my cum doesnt taste bad
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ollie89 posted...

ThatMuttGuy posted...

Touch posted...

Damn I'm getting my dick sucked

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I hope her mouth doesnt get tired
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"Good girl."
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Did I get a check-up this month...Ive had a pretty busy few weeks.
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i wonder if she has a feminine penis

"aren't humans weird, they're mostly bald creatures all over but on top of their head, they also have these weird ass faces and walk on their hind legs, maybe i should make her dress up in the fur suit"
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Honestly after a few minutes it starts to drag a little, so I start thinking of past blowjobs I've received in order to keep things moving
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Reiss posted...

XD

Kombucha posted...

"aren't humans weird, they're mostly bald creatures all over but on top of their head, they also have these weird ass faces and walk on their hind legs, maybe i should make her dress up in the fur suit"

That's what I think
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Reiss posted...

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Man I can't wait to return the favor and suck her dick

Wait what the fuck brain. I don't want to suck a dick.

But your the one that thought you should suck her dick in return.

Look brain just shut up. She doesn't have a dick.
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At long last I am able to say a few words of my own. I have never wanted to withhold anything, but until now it has not been constitutionally possible for me to speak.

A few hours ago I discharged my last duty as King and Emperor, and now that I have been succeeded by my brother, the Duke of York, my first words must be to declare my allegiance to him. This I do with all my heart.

You all know the reasons which have impelled me to renounce the throne. But I want you to understand that in making up my mind I did not forget the country or the empire, which, as Prince of Wales and lately as King, I have for twenty-five years tried to serve.

But you must believe me when I tell you that I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as King as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.

And I want you to know that the decision I have made has been mine and mine alone. This was a thing I had to judge entirely for myself. The other person most nearly concerned has tried up to the last to persuade me to take a different course.

I have made this, the most serious decision of my life, only upon the single thought of what would, in the end, be best for all.

This decision has been made less difficult to me by the sure knowledge that my brother, with his long training in the public affairs of this country and with his fine qualities, will be able to take my place forthwith without interruption or injury to the life and progress of the empire. And he has one matchless blessing, enjoyed by so many of you, and not bestowed on me -- a happy home with his wife and children.

During these hard days I have been comforted by her majesty my mother and by my family. The ministers of the crown, and in particular, Mr. Baldwin, the Prime Minister, have always treated me with full consideration. There has never been any constitutional difference between me and them, and between me and Parliament. Bred in the constitutional tradition by my father, I should never have allowed any such issue to arise.

Ever since I was Prince of Wales, and later on when I occupied the throne, I have been treated with the greatest kindness by all classes of the people wherever I have lived or journeyed throughout the empire. For that I am very grateful.

I now quit altogether public affairs and I lay down my burden. It may be some time before I return to my native land, but I shall always follow the fortunes of the British race and empire with profound interest, and if at any time in the future I can be found of service to his majesty in a private station, I shall not fail.

And now, we all have a new King. I wish him and you, his people, happiness and prosperity with all my heart. God bless you all! God save the King!

Edward VIII - December 11, 1936

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The Last Jedi was such a disappointing movie.
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"This feels so goooooooooooooooood"
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It gives me time to think while she's not talking for a while.
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Usually it goes in this order ;

1) please dont give me an STD please dont give me an STD
2) this feels so good
3) I hope I dont have to reciprocate. I was clear that I dont give oral
4) she could bite my D off if she wanted to

Hawaiian_punch posted...

Usually it goes in this order ;

1) please dont give me an STD please dont give me an STD
2) this feels so good
3) I hope I dont have to reciprocate. I was clear that I dont give oral
4) she could bite my D off if she wanted to

You guys really consider #4? Would be funny to give some teeth if so
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"Why does she keep looking up at me like that? She's kinda freaking me out with her eyes wide open and that smile. Oh god she hasn't blinked once, she's just staring at me."
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"Life is good"
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i knew this peanut butter would come in handy
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