Poll of the Day > Hey guys I got a job as a prison guard

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JoanOfArcade 09/25/18 9:20:31 PM #1:	For those who know about my weight loss I worked my way down to 260 and I had to be able to bench 80 percent of my body weight. First night on the job and it was pretty lax one guy was cooked up but he was being peaceful --- https://imgur.com/JlckuiR https://imgur.com/5oVg3nf <cite>JoanOfArcade posted [p:909449256] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>For those who know about my weight loss I worked my way down to 260 and I had to be able to bench 80 percent of my body weight. First night on the job and it was pretty lax one guy was cooked up but he was being peaceful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 09/25/18 10:07:45 PM #2:	Congrats. Just curious, but what's the pay like? --- Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot. <cite>green dragon posted [p:909452007] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>Congrats. Just curious, but what's the pay like?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AC_Dragonfire 09/25/18 10:12:48 PM #3:	I would do that job if they let me smoke weed. I don't see that happening though lol. <cite>AC_Dragonfire posted [p:909452288] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>I would do that job if they let me smoke weed. I don't see that happening though lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 09/25/18 10:47:48 PM #4:	Things I have learned form Wentworth. If your a prison guard: Don't have sex with the prisoners. Don't become a prisoner after being a guard (or governer). Don't take bribes from prisoners. Don't get stuck with needles and get Hep C. Don't do favors for prisoners or get emotionally attached. Don't be a prison guard. --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:909454212] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>Things I have learned form Wentworth. If your a prison guard: Don't have sex with the prisoners. Don't become a prisoner after being a guard (or governer). Don't take bribes from prisoners. Don't get stuck with needles and get Hep C. Don't do favors for prisoners or get emotionally attached. Don't be a prison guard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASlaveObeys 09/25/18 10:50:07 PM #5:	CO or deputy? <cite>ASlaveObeys posted [p:909454347] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>CO or deputy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AC_Dragonfire 09/25/18 10:56:24 PM #6:	Woman's prison.... lol. Fuck that. wolfy42 posted... Don't take bribes from prisoners. What do they have to offer? Taking a bribe would be doing them a favor. wolfy42 posted... get emotionally attached. Gotta have some kind of relationship with them. It's just babysitting lunatics and savages. <cite>AC_Dragonfire posted [p:909454708] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>Woman's prison.... lol. Fuck that. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't take bribes from prisoners.</quote> What do they have to offer? Taking a bribe would be doing them a favor. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>get emotionally attached.</quote> Gotta have some kind of relationship with them. It's just babysitting lunatics and savages.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 09/25/18 11:03:05 PM #7:	AC_Dragonfire posted... Woman's prison.... lol. Fuck that. wolfy42 posted... Don't take bribes from prisoners. What do they have to offer? Taking a bribe would be doing them a favor. wolfy42 posted... get emotionally attached. Gotta have some kind of relationship with them. It's just babysitting lunatics and savages. Those are based on a show called Wentworth which is about a womans prison in Australia. First season has an evil martha stewart clone in it. It's quite good. They bribed them with money (usually), not sure if that actually happens in real life. I imagine it could though (just have people outside the prison contact them and bribe them etc. If real prisons were run like Wentworth though, I don't think you would find many people willing to be guards. --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:909455081] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>AC_Dragonfire posted...</cite> <quote>Woman's prison.... lol. Fuck that. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't take bribes from prisoners.</quote> What do they have to offer? Taking a bribe would be doing them a favor. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>get emotionally attached.</quote> Gotta have some kind of relationship with them. It's just babysitting lunatics and savages.</quote> Those are based on a show called Wentworth which is about a womans prison in Australia. First season has an evil martha stewart clone in it. It's quite good. They bribed them with money (usually), not sure if that actually happens in real life. I imagine it could though (just have people outside the prison contact them and bribe them etc. If real prisons were run like Wentworth though, I don't think you would find many people willing to be guards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoanOfArcade 09/26/18 2:29:18 PM #8:	ASlaveObeys posted... CO or deputy? CO my good sir, I gotta restrain a mother fucker last night he tried headbutting me and hurt himself instead of me so I took his meth head ass to the floor --- https://imgur.com/JlckuiR https://imgur.com/5oVg3nf <cite>JoanOfArcade posted [p:909489006] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>ASlaveObeys posted...</cite> <quote>CO or deputy?</quote> CO my good sir, I gotta restrain a mother fucker last night he tried headbutting me and hurt himself instead of me so I took his meth head ass to the floor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart3 09/30/18 9:43:54 PM #9:	You shouldnt beat up the prisoners. --- "Why the f* do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fing gay. I love p***, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy" - Nomak54/-Komaiko54- <cite>CacciatoPart3 posted [p:909740003] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>You shouldnt beat up the prisoners.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/30/18 10:06:15 PM #10:	CacciatoPart3 posted... You shouldnt beat up the prisoners. Sometimes they don't give you much choice. When pushed into a corner a guard will choose their life over their job. My brother works at a unit and they ended up pinning a dude to the ground and scooping out his eyeballs and stabbed him repeatedly. At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:909741069] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart3 posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldnt beat up the prisoners.</quote> Sometimes they don't give you much choice. When pushed into a corner a guard will choose their life over their job. My brother works at a unit and they ended up pinning a dude to the ground and scooping out his eyeballs and stabbed him repeatedly. At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/30/18 10:08:40 PM #11:	wolfy42 posted... AC_Dragonfire posted... Woman's prison.... lol. Fuck that. wolfy42 posted... Don't take bribes from prisoners. What do they have to offer? Taking a bribe would be doing them a favor. wolfy42 posted... get emotionally attached. Gotta have some kind of relationship with them. It's just babysitting lunatics and savages. Those are based on a show called Wentworth which is about a womans prison in Australia. First season has an evil martha stewart clone in it. It's quite good. They bribed them with money (usually), not sure if that actually happens in real life. I imagine it could though (just have people outside the prison contact them and bribe them etc. If real prisons were run like Wentworth though, I don't think you would find many people willing to be guards. The ones where I live apparently allow prisoners to have money but they can only have 10 bucks on them per week. And they can't save it up. Any extra money they have goes into an account to give them at 10 bucks per week. From what my mom tells me that is plenty for them though because they pay for less for things than we civillains do. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:909741177] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AC_Dragonfire posted...</cite> <quote>Woman's prison.... lol. Fuck that. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't take bribes from prisoners.</quote> What do they have to offer? Taking a bribe would be doing them a favor. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>get emotionally attached.</quote> Gotta have some kind of relationship with them. It's just babysitting lunatics and savages.</quote> Those are based on a show called Wentworth which is about a womans prison in Australia. First season has an evil martha stewart clone in it. It's quite good. They bribed them with money (usually), not sure if that actually happens in real life. I imagine it could though (just have people outside the prison contact them and bribe them etc. If real prisons were run like Wentworth though, I don't think you would find many people willing to be guards.</quote> The ones where I live apparently allow prisoners to have money but they can only have 10 bucks on them per week. And they can't save it up. Any extra money they have goes into an account to give them at 10 bucks per week. From what my mom tells me that is plenty for them though because they pay for less for things than we civillains do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 09/30/18 10:23:37 PM #12:	mooreandrew58 posted... At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked What are you trying to say? --- Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot. <cite>green dragon posted [p:909741899] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked</quote> What are you trying to say?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/30/18 10:27:37 PM #13:	green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked What are you trying to say? That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:909742116] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked</quote> What are you trying to say?</quote> That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 09/30/18 10:29:46 PM #14:	mooreandrew58 posted... green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked What are you trying to say? That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing --- Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot. <cite>green dragon posted [p:909742233] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked</quote> What are you trying to say?</quote> That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them</quote> Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/30/18 10:32:21 PM #15:	green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked What are you trying to say? That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing Looks fine to me. 7 cos (correctional officers) got shanked (stabbed) in a year --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:909742346] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked</quote> What are you trying to say?</quote> That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them</quote> Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing</quote> Looks fine to me. 7 cos (correctional officers) got shanked (stabbed) in a year</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart3 09/30/18 10:34:57 PM #16:	green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked What are you trying to say? That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing Deciphering his posts keeps me entertained. --- "Why the f* do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fing gay. I love p***, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy" - Nomak54/-Komaiko54- <cite>CacciatoPart3 posted [p:909742468] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked</quote> What are you trying to say?</quote> That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them</quote> Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing</quote> Deciphering his posts keeps me entertained.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/30/18 10:37:39 PM #17:	CacciatoPart3 posted... green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... green dragon posted... mooreandrew58 posted... At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked What are you trying to say? That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing Deciphering his posts keeps me entertained. Well I'm sorry I'm on a phone that's slow as fuck so I'm not going to capitalize everything that needs to. I can be fat fingered and hit wrong keys and sometimes auto correct fucks me up and I fail to notice it before hitting post --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:909742600] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart3 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mooreandrew58 posted...</cite> <quote>At the one my mom worked at in just a year 7 cos got shanked</quote> What are you trying to say?</quote> That its a dangerous job and I feel they should be allowed to defend themselves. Some people make it sound like they feel the guard should just roll over and let the inmate injure or kill them</quote> Lol, I literally was asking what you were trying to say. The typos and the grammar in the part I quoted made it confusing</quote> Deciphering his posts keeps me entertained.</quote> Well I'm sorry I'm on a phone that's slow as fuck so I'm not going to capitalize everything that needs to. I can be fat fingered and hit wrong keys and sometimes auto correct fucks me up and I fail to notice it before hitting post</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoanOfArcade 09/30/18 10:51:50 PM #18:	CacciatoPart3 posted... You shouldnt beat up the prisoners. What about off --- https://imgur.com/JlckuiR https://imgur.com/5oVg3nf <cite>JoanOfArcade posted [p:909743292] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart3 posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldnt beat up the prisoners.</quote> What about off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 09/30/18 10:53:19 PM #19:	JoanOfArcade posted... CacciatoPart3 posted... You shouldnt beat up the prisoners. What about off They going to do that themselves anyways even to a male CO. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:909743356] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>JoanOfArcade posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart3 posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldnt beat up the prisoners.</quote> What about off</quote> They going to do that themselves anyways even to a male CO.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 10/01/18 12:11:27 AM #20:	find out if there's a fantasy inmate game going on --- "Nobody uses Google anymore." - DPsx7 https://imgur.com/JMnvb4m <cite>likehelly posted [p:909746857] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote>find out if there's a fantasy inmate game going on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart3 10/01/18 12:22:09 AM #21:	JoanOfArcade posted... CacciatoPart3 posted... You shouldnt beat up the prisoners. What about off I'm okay with it, but I would suggest you consult with your shift supervisor --- "Why the f* do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fing gay. I love p***, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy" - Nomak54/-Komaiko54- <cite>CacciatoPart3 posted [p:909747264] in Hey guys I... [t:77040347]...</cite> <quote><cite>JoanOfArcade posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart3 posted...</cite> <quote>You shouldnt beat up the prisoners.</quote> What about off</quote> I'm okay with it, but I would suggest you consult with your shift supervisor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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