Current Events > New guy at work is a fucking moron

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Touch
10/01/18 8:36:21 AM
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Come into work, see him all covered up and wearing a facemask even though it's hot as fuck in the building already. He walks up to me, grabs my arm and makes me feel his neck. Asks me if it feels hot, I say sort of, then he tells me he's fucking sick. Thanks for giving me your sick germs you fuck.

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V-E-G-Y-
10/01/18 8:38:12 AM
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Touch
10/01/18 8:39:05 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Why would you touch him lol

Because he made me and he did it all fast so I didn't really have time to react properly.

Also it's 5 in the fucking morning so I'm still sluggish
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GiftedACIII
10/01/18 8:39:44 AM
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lol wtf
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Parappa09
10/01/18 8:39:47 AM
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you touched the new guys neck already?
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Darkrobotisback
10/01/18 8:39:59 AM
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Touch
10/01/18 8:41:34 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Sorry, that was me.
I was running down with a major stomach bug that day.

It happened today.

So go home you sick fuck we don't need you infecting everyone else lol
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ProfessorKukui
10/01/18 8:43:20 AM
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Rude.
Haven't you heard of "sharing is caring"?
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Two_Dee
10/01/18 8:43:32 AM
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Are you a construction worker

Do you fit large pipe into tight places
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Kitt
10/01/18 8:45:19 AM
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He was actually hitting on you smh
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Darkrobotisback
10/01/18 8:54:44 AM
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Touch posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Sorry, that was me.
I was running down with a major stomach bug that day.

It happened today.

So go home you sick fuck we don't need you infecting everyone else lol

But I need the $$$
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Caution999
10/01/18 9:00:20 AM
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Well your username is Touch...
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EzeDoesIt
10/01/18 9:09:50 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Why would you touch him lol


Cuz the guy made him his bitch and manhandled the fuck out of him lmao
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Learning
10/01/18 9:17:10 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Why would you touch him lol


Do you not see his username?
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DarthWendy
10/01/18 9:19:37 AM
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Touched him, huh ?
Touched
Touch .... get it ?

:p
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VectorChaos
10/01/18 9:28:40 AM
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Pee on him to establish dominance
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
10/01/18 9:31:06 AM
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lmao
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pikachupwnage
10/01/18 9:32:50 AM
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He literally assaulted you and possibly got you sick.

File a complaint with your boss/HR.
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ThyCorndog
10/01/18 9:35:17 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Why would you touch him lol


Cuz the guy made him his bitch and manhandled the fuck out of him lmao

lol
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hustle6
10/01/18 9:46:52 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
you touched the new guys neck already?


haaaaa
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Touch
10/01/18 11:32:04 AM
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hustle6 posted...
Parappa09 posted...
you touched the new guys neck already?


haaaaa

It was only a matter of time

But not when the fuck is sick lol
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Parappa09
10/01/18 11:38:43 AM
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i dunno why but i rofl every time i come into this topic
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Touch
10/01/18 2:26:29 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
i dunno why but i rofl every time i come into this topic

I'm glad I could give you that gift

Like the gift of germs he gave me
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Parappa09
10/01/18 3:18:44 PM
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Touch posted...
Parappa09 posted...
i dunno why but i rofl every time i come into this topic

I'm glad I could give you that gift

Like the gift of germs he gave me

i mean you gave him the gift of touch

he was worthy enough for it
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Touch
10/01/18 4:12:38 PM
#25:


Everyone gets it eventually

Consensually
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