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TheKentster
10/01/18 2:06:15 PM
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Subject: REMINDER: FEMA Presidential Alert

This Wednesday, October 3rd at 2:18pm ET, the Federal Emergency Management Agency will test the a Presidential Alert on the WEA system, causing anyone with cell service in the US to receive a message to their phone. This alert will be the first of its kind and will allow the the president to address the nation in the event of a national emergency. Unlike other emergency alerts on the Wireless Emergency Alert (WEA) system, such as AMBER and severe weather alerts, presidential alerts cannot be opted out of.
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Mareen
10/01/18 2:07:01 PM
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Can we text back?
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WhyGiveUp
10/01/18 2:07:38 PM
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I wouldn't be surprised if he misuses this
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AlephZero
10/01/18 2:08:12 PM
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open text:

"Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately."
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Tropicalwood
10/01/18 2:08:30 PM
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TheKentster posted...
presidential alerts cannot be opted out of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9iW8iG4ps" data-time="

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VectorChaos
10/01/18 2:08:53 PM
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First message will be Trump sending America a picture of his junk

His entire campaign, election, and presidency has been a farce, his only true goal was to be President the day this system goes live so he can send dick pics to all of America.
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RchHomieQuanChi
10/01/18 2:09:41 PM
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Now you can get presidential rants sent directly to your inbox!
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Phantom_Nook
10/01/18 2:10:18 PM
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at 3AM:

TREASON?!
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Questionmarktarius
10/01/18 2:10:47 PM
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can't send an alert to a phone with no battery...
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glitteringfairy
10/01/18 2:11:10 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Now you can get presidential rants sent directly to your inbox!

This is what I'm hoping it will be. Random texts from Trump would be awesome
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K181
10/01/18 2:12:01 PM
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If he remotely abuses this, it'll probably be the single most unpopular thing he does.
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Caution999
10/01/18 2:13:35 PM
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5am: Fake news!

Me: https://imgur.com/vztc6Bw
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Space_Man
10/01/18 2:13:50 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
First message will be Trump sending America a picture of his junk

His entire campaign, election, and presidency has been a farce, his only true goal was to be President the day this system goes live so he can send dick pics to all of America.

The caption will be "the princess is in another castle!"
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davyheinz
10/01/18 2:15:12 PM
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Walkie talkies are making a comeback! Even more interesting, paper cup telephones are now affordable enough for anybody!
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glitteringfairy
10/01/18 2:15:22 PM
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Caution999 posted...
5am: Fake news!

Me: https://imgur.com/vztc6Bw

Hell yea
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VectorChaos
10/01/18 2:16:11 PM
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Space_Man posted...
VectorChaos posted...
First message will be Trump sending America a picture of his junk

His entire campaign, election, and presidency has been a farce, his only true goal was to be President the day this system goes live so he can send dick pics to all of America.

The caption will be "the princess is in another castle!"


im dying
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Lordgold666
10/01/18 2:16:36 PM
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lol
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BJ-blazkowics
10/01/18 2:16:55 PM
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INAUGURAL PRESIDENTIAL ALERT :
"I am proud to announce this presidential alert system for the safety of americans"
(Note: count the number of words above)
*1 day later*
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT - Build the wall!
*2 minutes later*
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT - Kanvanaugh has been treated very unfaily!
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WhyGiveUp
10/01/18 2:17:20 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
Space_Man posted...
VectorChaos posted...
First message will be Trump sending America a picture of his junk

His entire campaign, election, and presidency has been a farce, his only true goal was to be President the day this system goes live so he can send dick pics to all of America.

The caption will be "the princess is in another castle!"


im dying

Your sig takes on new meaning after the Stormy exposure
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-Unowninator-
10/01/18 2:18:34 PM
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Thank god I keep my cell phone in airplane mode all the time. A shame the rest of my family doesn't.
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-Unowninator-
10/01/18 2:21:40 PM
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Then again... https://imgur.com/tn23tFc
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