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karlpilkington4
10/01/18 6:10:21 PM
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I don't eat fresh and its only for 5 bucks. It was given to me as a gift, but I don't need it. Funniest joke gets it i guess lol. I can send the card number and pin.
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EliteLevel
10/01/18 6:16:39 PM
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TC is the funniest joke ever.
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karlpilkington4
10/01/18 6:17:48 PM
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Karl Pilkington is the GOAT of jokes.
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Ryetoast
10/01/18 6:18:57 PM
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I don't think you can use the gift card code...

Do they do online orders?
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karlpilkington4
10/01/18 6:20:28 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
I don't think you can use the gift card code...

Do they do online orders?


Yupp they do. I checked earlier. You can put the code right on the checkout page.
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ScofieldReturns
10/01/18 6:21:43 PM
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a spanish magician got on stage and then announced he was going to vanish on the count of 3. he started counting "uno....dos..." and then a cloud of smoke appeared and when it dissipated the spanish magician was gone. the spanish magician had disappeared without a tres.
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Kineth
10/01/18 6:23:29 PM
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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
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PokemonExpert44
10/01/18 6:26:33 PM
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Subway giftcard/10
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karlpilkington4
10/01/18 6:26:53 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
a spanish magician got on stage and then announced he was going to vanish on the count of 3. he started counting "uno....dos..." and then a cloud of smoke appeared and when it dissipated the spanish magician was gone. the spanish magician had disappeared without a tres.


So far you're in the lead, only cuz im trying to learn spanish lol.
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Holy_Pumpkin
10/01/18 6:28:01 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
a spanish magician got on stage and then announced he was going to vanish on the count of 3. he started counting "uno....dos..." and then a cloud of smoke appeared and when it dissipated the spanish magician was gone. the spanish magician had disappeared without a tres.


lmao
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Ryetoast
10/01/18 6:28:17 PM
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There's a small village and this guy drives by and asks a cowboy sitting next to a bull "What time is it?". The cowboy says "Well..." and grabs the bulls testicle and says "It's about 2:50". The man says "Oh I'm still on time, thank you". A couple days pass, and the same man drives by. He asks the time again and he says "Well..." and grabs the bulls testicle and says "It's about 3:50". Low and behold, the man was right again

The third time the man drives by and ask "Hey, I was wondering how can you tell the time just by grabbing on the bulls testicle? Is it some type of cowboy trick?". "Well everytime I grab the bulls testicle I can see the town clock while yonder".

Ba dum tis..
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Touch
10/01/18 6:29:12 PM
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Once upon a time there was this koala up in a tree. Motherfucker was getting high as a KITE. Mothafucking koalas got it MADE homie. Anyways, Iguana got a hint of that good good from a bit away so he went to Koala's tree and was like "Hey homie K ya got some of that good good?"

Koala be like "You know it Du"

So Iguana was like "Mind if I get summa that?"

Koala was like "Fasho LOL"

So Koala and Iguana was just blazin it up in that tree. Having a good time. But Iguana started getting thirsty so he told Koala he's gonna go to the waterhole to get some drank.

When Iguana got there, Crocodile came out and scared the SHIT outta Iguana lol. But they was cool. Crocodile smelled that dank on Iguana tho and asked him where he got it. Iguana told him Koala had the good stuff so Crocodile went to Koala's tree while Iguana went to drink. Then Koala saw Crocodile and was like "Whoa dude you grew"
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EliteLevel
10/01/18 6:33:46 PM
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A guy with a tiny dick went to his female doctor.

He told her he had a problem with his dick but she mustnt laugh at its tiny size. She agreed.

He whipped it out and when she saw it was tinier than an AAA battery she burst into tears of laughter and began rolling around the floor. After a while she managed to control herself and sat back in her seat.

Im sorry, she gasped. I wont do that again. Anyway, whats the problem?

The man glared at her and said, Its swollen.
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WilliamPorygon
10/01/18 6:34:59 PM
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A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt."

The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win.

The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope."

Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."
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Smashingpmkns
10/01/18 6:39:29 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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ScofieldReturns
10/01/18 9:11:15 PM
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am i still in the lead? is there a time limit on this?
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EliteLevel
10/02/18 4:43:58 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
am i still in the lead? is there a time limit on this?


Plot twist: TC used the code today.
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ComfortablySad
10/02/18 4:46:50 PM
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Why don't you make another travel show instead of messing around on gaming forums?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/02/18 4:56:25 PM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
Karl Pilkington is the GOAT of jokes.


If I was the superhero Bullshitman, I would not fly to you and call bullshit on that statement because it isn't bullshit.
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catboy0_0
10/02/18 4:57:05 PM
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I already have a card with $5.01 on it
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MarbyIsBack
10/02/18 4:58:24 PM
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My ex still misses me...

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!
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Senta
10/02/18 6:48:09 PM
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Here is a joke: I worked at Subway for almost 3 years.

Get it? I'm the joke! #SadLife
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catboy0_0
10/02/18 6:51:45 PM
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FaceIess posted...
What's Mario's favorite pair of jeans?

Denim.

.. Denim denim denim.

lol
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karlpilkington4
10/02/18 10:25:03 PM
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ScofieldReturns posted...
am i still in the lead? is there a time limit on this?


PM me, and I'll give it to ya.
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SauI_Goodman
10/02/18 10:25:42 PM
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Look down your pants.
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catboy0_0
10/02/18 11:35:32 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Look down your pants.

lol @ thinking a 6 inch is big
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PokemonExpert44
10/03/18 6:48:39 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Look down your pants.

lol @ thinking a 6 inch is big

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