Current Events > Which comes first, water or toothpaste?

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So this is another thing that I had no idea people did differently. I think the first was when I learned some people stand up when they wipe their ass. Also when I learned about poop knives lmao. But getting away from the feces centered topics, I found out that some people think it's absurd that I put water on my toothbrush ppbefore the toothpaste. A dude actually said he'd break up with his girlfriend if he found out that she put water on her toothbrush before the toothpaste. Are there any like-minded people here or were they the weirdos?
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I put water first to soften the bristle. There's no wrong answer here tho.
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Water, Toothpaste, water...the 2nd water is just a quick pass through to moisten the toothpaste a little for easier application.
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VipaGTS posted...

Water, Toothpaste, water

Gospel.

I've tried skipping the first water and, no matter what paste brand I'm using, it ends up not foaming enough.
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I would just like to say I stand up and wipe my ass
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Water, toothpaste, water.

The fuck are poop knives?
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Water, toothpaste.
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glitteringfairy posted...

I would just like to say I stand up and wipe my ass

pics
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

glitteringfairy posted...

I would just like to say I stand up and wipe my ass

pics

I could probably arrange this. I'm not sure on the gamefaqs legality of it though even if it was a side shot without my bare ass.
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Ok so this one is turning out to be pretty unanimous. I just don't see the logic in or reason to not moisten your brush before putting the toothpaste on. Now I don't do the 2nd sprinkle of water, but I think that its totally a reasonable and ordinary thing to do.

Cornmuffins posted...

Water, toothpaste, water.

The fuck are poop knives?

I learned abo them in a topic here. But here's a link to the same story on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/
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glitteringfairy posted...

I would just like to say I stand up and wipe my ass

Is that how you've always done it? Do you remember if that's how your parents taught how to do it? And lastly have you ever tried it sitting down?
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lol poop knives. I remember that topic on reddit.

"I went to my friends house and took a really nasty dump but I couldn't find their poop knife."

Did we ever find out if that was a troll topic? I imagine it was.
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Toothpaste. No water.
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nicklebro posted...

glitteringfairy posted...

I would just like to say I stand up and wipe my ass

Is that how you've always done it? Do you remember if that's how your parents taught how to do it? And lastly have you ever tried it sitting down?

I have zero recollection of who taught me how to wipe my ass. It is how I've always done it as far as I can remember and I have indeed tried wiping my ass sitting down and it just doesn't feel right. I guess it's one of those mysteries of the universe
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uwnim posted...

Toothpaste. No water.

this.

I just use water to rinse out my mouth.
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glitteringfairy posted...

nicklebro posted...

glitteringfairy posted...

I would just like to say I stand up and wipe my ass

Is that how you've always done it? Do you remember if that's how your parents taught how to do it? And lastly have you ever tried it sitting down?

I have zero recollection of who taught me how to wipe my ass. It is how I've always done it as far as I can remember and I have indeed tried wiping my ass sitting down and it just doesn't feel right. I guess it's one of those mysteries of the universe

Just doesn't feel right hmmm. But when you stand up doesn't the poop then shmear all over? When I'm sitting down my cheeks are spread and it makes it easy to get to the hole and not spread it everywhere.

SauI_Goodman posted...

lol poop knives. I remember that topic on reddit.

"I went to my friends house and took a really nasty dump but I couldn't find their poop knife."

Did we ever find out if that was a troll topic? I imagine it was.

Idk, there were so many people claiming that they had something similar, if it wasn't a nasty rusty knife it was scissors etc., that I actually think it might be a real phenomenon.

boxington posted...

uwnim posted...

Toothpaste. No water.

this.

I just use water to rinse out my mouth.

Ok now this is just blasphemy. Now we've got something to argue over. You need to add some water to soften the bristles and for the toothpaste to bubble up or else your mouth will get super dry.
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if you do water second, the toothpaste sinks into the bristles, but I don't think it really matters
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catboy0_0 posted...

if you do water second, the toothpaste sinks into the bristles, but I don't think it really matters

What if you do no water at all? Do you automatically get a helmet and a front row seat on the short bus? Cuz wtf....
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I don't put water on my toothbrush.
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Also don't put water on my toothbrush.

Gonna try it when I brush my teeth tonight, see if it changes my life.
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Wtf is wrong with you people? Just putting a bone dry brush with some paste on it in your mouth? That's like using a bar of soap with no water.
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nicklebro posted...

Ok now this is just blasphemy. Now we've got something to argue over. You need to add some water to soften the bristles and for the toothpaste to bubble up or else your mouth will get super dry.

This doesn't happen to me. Saliva production is increased when brushing teeth, so that provides enough moisture.
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