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No_U_L7
10/04/18 1:49:23 PM
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Subtle way to ask if shes 18
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PIITB415
10/04/18 1:50:14 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Subtle way to ask if shes 18


If you can't assume their age she's probably too young
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Offworlder1
10/04/18 1:50:15 PM
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Not asking.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/04/18 1:50:15 PM
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C final answer
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/18 1:50:25 PM
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Ask what grade she's in
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SSJCAT
10/04/18 1:51:37 PM
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happibivouac
10/04/18 1:52:10 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Not asking.

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Musourenka
10/04/18 1:52:13 PM
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How about you don't talk to her at all?
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SageHarpuia
10/04/18 1:52:40 PM
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Find someone your age. You're guaranteed to not be arrested for having sexual relations with a minor that way.
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 1:52:41 PM
#10:


PIITB415 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Subtle way to ask if shes 18


If you can't assume their age she's probably too young


Assuming a girls age is an easy way to get into trouble

Offworlder1 posted...
Not asking.


That's an easy way to live a boring life

Muffinz0rz posted...
Ask what grade she's in


But it's the start of the school year, even if shes says 12 she may not be 18
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 1:53:22 PM
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Musourenka posted...
How about you don't talk to her at all?


But I want to have sex with her if shes over 18

SageHarpuia posted...
Find someone your age. You're guaranteed to not be arrested for having sexual relations with a minor that way.


But girls my age are old
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The Trent
10/04/18 1:56:29 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
But girls my age are old


then you're old bro
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 1:59:03 PM
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The Trent posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
But girls my age are old


then you're old bro

I know and admit that. That doesnt mean the girls I have sex with have to be old
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Musourenka
10/04/18 1:59:49 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Musourenka posted...
How about you don't talk to her at all?


But I want to have sex with her if shes over 18



Even if she's over 18, I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to have sex with you.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/04/18 2:04:24 PM
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Ask if she is old enough to legally consent to intercourse.
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/18 2:08:13 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Ask what grade she's in


But it's the start of the school year, even if shes says 12 she may not be 18

Is consent age not 16 in your state? IIRC I thought most states use 16
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Turbam
10/04/18 2:08:49 PM
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Ask her how long she's been posting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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Dyinglegacy
10/04/18 2:08:54 PM
#18:


Put on mask, snatch her purse, run away, looks at ID. If she 18, take mask off, maybe throw jacket away so you look different, bring back purse while pretending you caught up to the dirty thief. Profit.
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:16:42 PM
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Musourenka posted...
Even if she's over 18, I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to have sex with you.


how would we know unless i talked to her lmao

Muffinz0rz posted...
Is consent age not 16 in your state? IIRC I thought most states use 16


it's 18 sadly

Dyinglegacy posted...
Put on mask, snatch her purse, run away, looks at ID. If she 18, take mask off, maybe throw jacket away so you look different, bring back purse while pretending you caught up to the dirty thief. Profit.


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The Trent
10/04/18 2:20:33 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
it's 18 sadly


c'mon
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Garioshi
10/04/18 2:21:07 PM
#21:


I thought you were the undisputed best pickup artist on CE
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sktgamer_13dude
10/04/18 2:23:29 PM
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KlRBEH
10/04/18 2:24:07 PM
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TC is a creep
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:29:14 PM
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The Trent posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
it's 18 sadly


c'mon


just saying that this dilemma i constantly experience of not knowing if a girl is 18 would never happen if the AoC was 16

Garioshi posted...
I thought you were the undisputed best pickup artist on CE


does that mean i can't ask for advice? it's always good to learn more, assuming you have/know all the answers can get you into a lot of trouble in life

KlRBEH posted...
TC is a creep


because i like to have consexual sex with girls over AoC?
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The Trent
10/04/18 2:31:47 PM
#25:


No_U_L7 posted...
just saying that this dilemma i constantly experience of not knowing if a girl is 18 would never happen if the AoC was 16


because then you'd be concerned if the girl was 16 or 15 instead?
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/04/18 2:32:23 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
C final answer

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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:33:37 PM
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The Trent posted...
because then you'd be concerned if the girl was 16 or 15 instead?


dont think i've ever even considered sleeping with a girl that was younger than 16
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Paragon21XX
10/04/18 2:33:57 PM
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There's much to be said about the old adage of "don't rob the cradle." Stick with girls that have finished college.
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:34:54 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
There's much to be said about the old adage of "don't rob the cradle." Stick with girls that have finished college.


but why...?

i love a good college girl
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/18 2:35:06 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
The Trent posted...
because then you'd be concerned if the girl was 16 or 15 instead?


dont think i've ever even considered sleeping with a girl that was younger than 16

What if age of consent in a particular state was 15?
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:36:15 PM
#31:


Muffinz0rz posted...
What if age of consent in a particular state was 15?


never experienced that
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P4wn4g3
10/04/18 2:38:19 PM
#32:


Find a pro life tip for that
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The Trent
10/04/18 2:38:29 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
What if age of consent in a particular state was 15?


never experienced that


the idea that it takes a law to tell you what's okay is pretty telling
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:41:07 PM
#34:


The Trent posted...
the idea that it takes a law to tell you what's okay is pretty telling


where did i say it takes a law to tell me thats okay?
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The Trent
10/04/18 2:41:53 PM
#35:


you shied away from answering a simple question
if age of consent was 15, is 15 okay?
you already know where it's going, so i don't blame you for not answering
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edededdy
10/04/18 2:41:59 PM
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if i had a dollar for everytime tc made up bullshit id be swimming in dough from him alone
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:43:19 PM
#37:


The Trent posted...
you shied away from answering a simple question
if age of consent was 15, is 15 okay?
you already know where it's going, so i don't blame you for not answering


where did i shy away from answering it...did my answer not show up? because you quoted it
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The Trent
10/04/18 2:44:04 PM
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okay then i'm confused
is your answer yes or no?
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Tappor
10/04/18 2:44:26 PM
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@Pepys_Monster
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:46:27 PM
#40:


The Trent posted...
okay then i'm confused
is your answer yes or no?


was that a yes or no question? my answer was "i've never experienced that" with "that" referring to "being attracted to 15 year olds". but who knows, i'm sure somewhere out there somewhere in the world where AoC is 15, there is a 15 year old with the body of a 21 year old i could potentially be attracted to in the right circumstances
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Dyinglegacy
10/04/18 2:52:29 PM
#41:


What if there was not age of consent? How young would you go before you felt you were being predatory?
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 2:56:30 PM
#42:


Dyinglegacy posted...
What if there was not age of consent? How young would you go before you felt you were being predatory?


i wouldn't go that young
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The Trent
10/04/18 3:00:30 PM
#43:


i was being facetious, you seem to be the one that's confused
this is the simple yes or not question:
if the age of consent in your area was 15, would you be okay with fucking a 15 year old?
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 3:01:41 PM
#44:


The Trent posted...
i was being facetious, you seem to be the one that's confused
this is the simple yes or not question:
if the age of consent in your area was 15, would you be okay with fucking a 15 year old?


i'd be ok with it, but that doesn't mean that i'd do it
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The Trent
10/04/18 3:02:07 PM
#45:


No_U_L7 posted...
The Trent posted...
i was being facetious, you seem to be the one that's confused
this is the simple yes or not question:
if the age of consent in your area was 15, would you be okay with fucking a 15 year old?


i'd be ok with it, but that doesn't mean that i'd do it


if the age of consent in your area was 14, would you be okay with fucking a 14 year old?
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 3:04:38 PM
#46:


The Trent posted...
if the age of consent in your area was 14, would you be okay with fucking a 14 year old?


as long as the girl has hit puberty and is attractive i wouldnt shame anyone if it were legal
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The Trent
10/04/18 3:05:32 PM
#47:


so some girls go through puberty at like 12
is that okay if the law says so?
also, if the girl has hit puberty and is not attractive then it's a different scenario?
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Tupacrulez
10/04/18 3:08:34 PM
#48:


32 year old apparently fucking 18 year olds.

Would go younger if it was legal.

Such a high quality human.
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Tupacrulez
10/04/18 3:09:10 PM
#49:


No_U_L7 posted...
The Trent posted...
if the age of consent in your area was 14, would you be okay with fucking a 14 year old?


as long as the girl has hit puberty and is attractive i wouldnt shame anyone if it were legal


TC would fuck a 12 year old if he could.
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 3:09:21 PM
#50:


The Trent posted...
so some girls go through puberty at like 12
is that okay if the law says so?
also, if the girl has hit puberty and is not attractive then it's a different scenario?


some girls mature faster than others...not sure why you're so obsessed with individual ages when it's much more of a case by case thing. there are very few girls even in the 16-17 range that i've found attractive, but some girls mature so fast that they've snuck into night clubs and i believed they were 21

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