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No_U_L7
10/04/18 3:47:06 PM
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Set up: text before this, i soft invited her out to do something

https://imgur.com/a/wLEeGCD
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sktgamer_13dude
10/04/18 3:49:37 PM
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CM_Ponch
10/04/18 3:49:43 PM
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"child at heart" is that why you're talking about fucking children in that other topic?
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 3:52:10 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
"child at heart" is that why you're talking about fucking children in that other topic?


huh...at no point did i ever talk about fucking children. you realize that if someone is over the age of consent...they are by definition not a child
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spikethedevil
10/04/18 3:56:19 PM
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How old are you? Just because you can legally it doesnt mean youre not a creep.
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NightMarishPie
10/04/18 3:57:23 PM
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You saved a conversation for over a year?
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Tappor
10/04/18 3:57:27 PM
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These seem pretty corny tho
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 3:57:52 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
How old are you? Just because you can legally it doesnt mean youre not a creep.


ugh wtf...i'm 32 and i have no problem sleeping with 18 year olds

the girl in the texts is 21
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vocedelmorte
10/04/18 3:59:05 PM
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Your pickup lines are so cringey
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 4:00:05 PM
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NightMarishPie posted...
You saved a conversation for over a year?


i screenshot it at the time for breakdown of my texting at the pick up artist team meetings. went thru my phone the other day and thought i'd post it

Tappor posted...
These seem pretty corny tho


it's light and fun and most importantly not boring. nothing wrong with being corny as long as it's not over the top. texting is supposed to be a fun thing, if it's not fun the girl is a lot less likely to go out with you. also keep in mind this is just a snipped, the convo goes on and gets more boring when we are arranging logistics.
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SSJCAT
10/04/18 4:00:32 PM
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lol this is pretty cringey.
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NightMarishPie posted...
You saved a conversation for over a year?

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SSJKirby
10/04/18 4:00:54 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
spikethedevil posted...
How old are you? Just because you can legally it doesnt mean youre not a creep.


ugh wtf...i'm 32 and i have no problem sleeping with 18 year olds

the girl in the texts is 21

This is why your rent went up
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 4:01:49 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Your pickup lines are so cringey


if it works, it works. some girls appreciate clever word play. i suggest lowering the bar for what is good. being confident with purpose can be more important. it matters more what is conveyed to a girl over time than dissecting an individual line. these are perfectly acceptable. could i had come up with something better? probably. was it worth thinking about it longer? not really for me
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 4:02:54 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
This is why your rent went up


there are cameras around, so that wouldn't surprise me. my neighbors roll their eyes whenever they see me taking a new girl home
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Space_Man
10/04/18 4:03:10 PM
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ITT - things that happened in 2017

Where's your usual creep shot of the midget?
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Scotty_Rogers
10/04/18 4:03:30 PM
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>"Pic of me smooth talking"
>Pic of a text

what has society come to
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Alpha218
10/04/18 4:03:38 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
C, final answer

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No_U_L7
10/04/18 4:04:24 PM
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Space_Man posted...
ITT - things that happened in 2017

Where's your usual creep shot of the midget?


dont' see why the year matters, doesn't make the texts any less funny.

that's toxic masculinity. just because i'm 5-6 doesn't mean i shouldn't have the sex life i want and sleep with hot girls
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vocedelmorte
10/04/18 4:05:04 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
SSJKirby posted...
This is why your rent went up


there are cameras around, so that wouldn't surprise me. my neighbors roll their eyes whenever they see me taking a new girl home

I bet girls roll their eyes at your smooth talking too
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No_U_L7
10/04/18 4:06:11 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
I bet girls roll their eyes at your smooth talking too


im sure some do, but i'm just being myself. i like joking around a lot, if my humor or personality doesn't click with a girl, so be it. that said, most girls like me just fine
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sktgamer_13dude
10/04/18 4:49:27 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
"child at heart" is that why you're talking about fucking children in that other topic?


huh...at no point did i ever talk about fucking children. you realize that if someone is over the age of consent...they are by definition not a child

That is not what it means, at all.
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Space_Man
10/04/18 6:14:00 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
doesn't make the texts any less funny.

It wasn't funny tho
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