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DarkTransient
10/04/18 10:04:36 PM
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Not "hurr durr I don't like what you say so I'm calling it a gimmick", but an actual gimmick.

Gimme suggestions.
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JlM
10/04/18 10:05:35 PM
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Cowardly heel.
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SSJCAT
10/04/18 10:05:41 PM
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be a decent user with thoughtful and sometimes funny posts
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SageHarpuia
10/04/18 10:05:50 PM
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Pick a random politician and blame everything bad that happens on them.
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DarkTransient
10/04/18 10:08:03 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Pick a random politician and blame everything bad that happens on them.


Oooh, this could work, but it needs to be a relatively obscure one, not a big name one...

Zurkon posted...
Find a way to relate everything you post to Final Fantasy


This too, I reckon something more obscure than Final Fantasy would work well. Oddworld maybe has the right balance between "not a top-of-the-charts popular series" and "no one's heard of it". Also, I haven't played many of the newer FFs.
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JlM
10/04/18 10:09:16 PM
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Dyslexic werewolf. Only post when the full is moon.
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DarkTransient
10/04/18 10:09:51 PM
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JlM posted...
Dyslexic werewolf. Only post when the full is moon.


Hilarious as a one-liner, not really useable as a gimmick.
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Ryetoast
10/04/18 10:11:06 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
be a decent user with thoughtful and sometimes funny posts

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joestarrr
10/04/18 10:11:25 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
be a decent user with thoughtful and sometimes funny posts


too pure for this site
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Turbam
10/04/18 10:14:10 PM
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You can be my sidekick :V
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JlM
10/04/18 10:18:39 PM
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Anthropomorphic rental tuxedo
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SageHarpuia
10/04/18 10:18:43 PM
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"Bob Corker shot Harambe!"
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DarkTransient
10/04/18 10:21:37 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Pick a random politician and blame everything bad that happens on them.


Oooh, this could work, but it needs to be a relatively obscure one, not a big name one...

Zurkon posted...
Find a way to relate everything you post to Final Fantasy


This too, I reckon something more obscure than Final Fantasy would work well. Oddworld maybe has the right balance between "not a top-of-the-charts popular series" and "no one's heard of it". Also, I haven't played many of the newer FFs.


These two suggestions are still the best so far.
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DarkTransient
10/05/18 1:18:49 AM
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Bump.
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Cornmuffins
10/05/18 1:24:03 AM
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You already have one, although it is pretty shitty. Its nice to see you trying something new.

Maybe just take a break and act like a normal person for a while idk.
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DarkTransient
10/05/18 1:24:49 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
You already have one, although it is pretty shitty. Its nice to se you trying something new.

Maybe just take a break and act like a normal person for a while idk.


Re-read the original post.

Unless you're talking about when I had the topics about taking a poop for a while, but I got bored of those a long time ago now.
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Cornmuffins
10/05/18 1:26:42 AM
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I did read it. You trying to deflect immediately doesnt change that.
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DarkTransient
10/05/18 1:27:02 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
I did read it. You trying to deflect immediately doesnt change that.

Read it more carefully this time.
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NoMeLx22x
10/05/18 1:31:49 AM
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Intentionally misspell words in most of your arguments and see how often grammer police ignore the argument just to criticize your spelling.
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Cornmuffins
10/05/18 1:34:40 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
I did read it. You trying to deflect immediately doesnt change that.

Read it more carefully this time.


I did. Actng like a normal person should be your gimmick indefinitely.
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Kaiganeer
10/05/18 1:41:32 AM
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put the name of a digimon at the end of each of your posts
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Tappor
10/05/18 1:43:37 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
put the name of a digimon at the end of each of your posts

Don't do this toyagumon
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RE_expert44
10/05/18 1:48:29 AM
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Shill really super hard for EA
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Mareen
10/05/18 1:51:25 AM
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Act extremely edgy and say that no one understands you in a subtle way in every post.
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JlM
10/05/18 5:38:26 AM
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In every post you feel the need to shoehorn in a brag about the great deal you recently got on some new furniture, although the deal isn't all that great.
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HiddenLurker
10/05/18 5:54:18 AM
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Talk in third person and work into every one of your post something related to your pet(s) or if you don't have any your desired pet.
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JlM
10/05/18 6:03:41 AM
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You strongly oppose gun contol, but only on the basis that you fear it will result in the loss of your job at the NERF company.
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JlM
10/05/18 6:50:27 AM
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All of your posts are in iambic pentameter.
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JlM
10/05/18 7:05:55 AM
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You are the 18 year old heiress to the 2nd largest lime farm on "this side of the Mississippi". You never divulge which side of the Mississippi.

The real twist however, is that you are at odds with your overbearing father, so to get back at him you are having a scandalous affair with a lemon farmer from the other side of the Mississippi.
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SailorGoon
10/05/18 7:07:09 AM
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Give professional pickup truck artist protips, but recycle your content
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JlM
10/05/18 7:08:17 AM
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JlM posted...
All of your posts are in iambic pentameter.


To further expand on this, which I highly recommend, the account name would be "I Am Bic", in which not only do you post exclusively in iambic pentameter, but you do so from the viewpoint of a disposable lighter with pyromaniacal tendencies and a hatred for the fire department.
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Hulkasaurusrex
10/05/18 7:08:56 AM
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Ryetoast posted...
SSJCAT posted...
be a decent user with thoughtful and sometimes funny posts


Totes
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JlM
10/05/18 7:22:53 AM
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DoomsSD posted...
You are so obsessed with 80s movies, music and fashion that everyone who interacts with you starts to wonder if we are, in fact, still living in the 80s.


This, but you're also a Russian sleeper agent. If someone mentions Duran Duran, you go into a long rant about how the Motherland will soon obliterate the pathetic American empire.
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Lord_Wombat
10/05/18 7:57:46 AM
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Make every post a haiku, but never draw attention to the fact they're haikus. See who catches it.

Or, ya know... Don't be one of those people that are sad enough to have a gimmick on an internet forum?
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JlM
10/05/18 8:00:36 AM
#37:


Change your gimmick every post.
Before each post, announce what your gimmick is.
However, instead of posting as that gimmick, post as the gimmick you mentioned in your last post.
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COVxy
10/05/18 8:02:50 AM
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Yeah, this'll convince them that you're earnest!
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BritneySpears
10/05/18 8:15:30 AM
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XjBYtDs
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Lord_Wombat
10/05/18 8:25:23 AM
#40:


JlM posted...
JlM posted...
All of your posts are in iambic pentameter.


To further expand on this, which I highly recommend, the account name would be "I Am Bic", in which not only do you post exclusively in iambic pentameter, but you do so from the viewpoint of a disposable lighter with pyromaniacal tendencies and a hatred for the fire department.

I take back my suggestion. Use this one.
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Dyinglegacy
10/05/18 8:42:49 AM
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Make another account and troll yourself with it.
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JlM
10/05/18 9:34:08 AM
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You have very strong crush on a girl named Eleanor. However, your grandmother, mother and two sisters are also named Eleanor and the thought of dating someone with the same name makes you feel uneasy.

This is exacerbated by the fact that once when you were in middle school, you came home early and saw your grandmother provocatively dancing in a loose, tawdry, see through negligee for your delivery man, Burt.
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Learning
10/05/18 9:36:10 AM
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You mean your incessant whining, borderline obliviousness and monumentally stupid posts weren't a gimmick this whole time? Yikes.
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SageHarpuia
10/05/18 9:37:35 AM
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Learning posted...
You mean your incessant whining, borderline obliviousness and monumentally stupid posts weren't a gimmick this whole time? Yikes.

Gee I wonder why your main is out...
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EzeDoesIt
10/05/18 9:45:18 AM
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SSJCAT posted...
be a decent user with thoughtful and sometimes funny posts


LOL what kind of loser would you have to be to choose this gimmick?
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MonkeySee
10/05/18 10:36:22 AM
#47:


JlM posted...
JlM posted...
All of your posts are in iambic pentameter.


To further expand on this, which I highly recommend, the account name would be "I Am Bic", in which not only do you post exclusively in iambic pentameter, but you do so from the viewpoint of a disposable lighter with pyromaniacal tendencies and a hatred for the fire department.


I can't but feel that this has promise, yes. The only struggle lies in counting feet. It's ever such a hassle keeping track. By now I feel frustration rising fast. This up and down where down is up just sucks. I should have paid more heed to lessons then. It makes me want to splash some gas around, and strike a match, sit back, and watch it burn.
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BritneySpears
10/05/18 11:30:30 AM
#48:


MonkeySee posted...
JlM posted...
JlM posted...
All of your posts are in iambic pentameter.


To further expand on this, which I highly recommend, the account name would be "I Am Bic", in which not only do you post exclusively in iambic pentameter, but you do so from the viewpoint of a disposable lighter with pyromaniacal tendencies and a hatred for the fire department.


I can't but feel that this has promise, yes. The only struggle lies in counting feet. It's ever such a hassle keeping track. By now I feel frustration rising fast. This up and down where down is up just sucks. I should have paid more heed to lessons then. It makes me want to splash some gas around, and strike a match, sit back, and watch it burn.


eaG9RO5
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Learning
10/05/18 1:55:15 PM
#49:


@SageHarpuia posted...
Learning posted...
You mean your incessant whining, borderline obliviousness and monumentally stupid posts weren't a gimmick this whole time? Yikes.

Gee I wonder why your main is out...


It's not though lmao
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Kineth
10/05/18 1:58:44 PM
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Learning posted...
You mean your incessant whining, borderline obliviousness and monumentally stupid posts weren't a gimmick this whole time? Yikes.

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