Current Events > I want a dog to talk to

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I want a dog that I both have as a pet and can speak with. I'd talk to them about my day and stuff. We'd be best friends. Obviously they would need a very long lifespan so that I would never have to think about their mortality.

I mean, I guess that's basically slavery, but whatever; I'm worth it.
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I talk to my dog all the time and we more or less understand each other.
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Go get one. It's easy.

I talk to my dog all the time, especially while gaming. Relieves more stress than you'd think after getting bodied online...

Me: "did you see that horseshit?"

My dog: "..."

Me: "haha yeah, it was messed up alright..."

My dog: "..."

Me: "thanks for the support! We'll get him back next time..."

My dog: "..."

Me: *pets dog*

My dog: "thanks dood".

Quite enriching conversation <3
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