Current Events > 10 million, but you wear the number 2 headband from Afro Samurai for 5 years

(+) Yeah! (+)

Cant hire private security

Cant just hide out for 5 years

Any practical weapon that you can pay for is at your disposal, however, any weapon used that kills civilians in the process triggers your disqualification (pretty sure afro didnt kill innocents)

You in?
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Sure. I got a gun.

So what, people start hunting me to try and kill me for 5 years?
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