Current Events > Saw a dick today and not gonna lie, it looked swell.

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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 8:45:14 PM
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I see dicks all the time on my job and most of the ones I see are nasty as fuck, but this was like a diamond in the rough. It was cut and had decent girth to it. If I was gay, that's definitely a dick I would ride. Nah mean? >_>
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SSJGrimReaper
10/11/18 8:47:00 PM
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were you jelly
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Womp_Womp
10/11/18 8:47:37 PM
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Stop ogling your patients. That's creepy as fuck.
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glitteringfairy
10/11/18 8:48:08 PM
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Well no wonder it looked so good. It wasn't an anteater
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 8:48:08 PM
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PogonaVitticeps
10/11/18 8:48:19 PM
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It's only gay if your lips touch it
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SSJGrimReaper
10/11/18 8:49:09 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
were you jelly

Mine's aight, so not really lol

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SaithSayer
10/11/18 8:51:08 PM
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*swollen
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 8:51:45 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Well no wonder it looked so good. It wasn't an anteater

uncut look gross as heck.

Womp_Womp posted...
Stop ogling your patients. That's creepy as fuck.

Bruh, all these old ass farts just love whipping their dicks out for whatever reason, whether they walk out of thr bedroom or they're in a hospital gown and I gotta body lift them to a bed. Dicks are always in my face. I can't fight it anymore. All I can do is embrace the dicks now...
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SSJGrimReaper
10/11/18 8:52:42 PM
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Where were the TITTIES?
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 8:59:08 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Where were the TITTIES?

Theyre much rarer and I've only seen like 2 pairs thay were nice. All the other titties I've seen are garbo >_>
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NeuralLaxative
10/11/18 9:01:01 PM
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Old men dont waste any time yanking their dicks out
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SSJGrimReaper
10/11/18 9:02:42 PM
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yeah man old people are quick to get butt ass naked
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 9:03:16 PM
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They're close to death, so I guess they're like Fuck it! and want to show the world their penis before they die. I'll probably end up doing the same when I'm older. It's just a natural phase in life I guess.
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catboy0_0
10/11/18 9:03:31 PM
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swole masculine penis
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TheoryzC
10/11/18 9:05:24 PM
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Swell enough to let it swell in your mouth?
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Turbam
10/11/18 9:06:00 PM
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The boob man craving the D.
Sad
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 9:06:50 PM
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Turbam posted...
The boob man craving the D.
Sad

When you're neck deep in titties, sometimes you gotta get a little bit of dick to mix it up a bit, nah mean?
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Turbam
10/11/18 9:07:20 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Turbam posted...
The boob man craving the D.
Sad

When you're neck deep in titties, sometimes you gotta get a little bit of dick to mix it up a bit, nah mean?

No. I don't know what you mean at all :V
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SaithSayer
10/11/18 9:12:45 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Turbam posted...
The boob man craving the D.
Sad

When you're neck deep in titties, sometimes you gotta get a little bit of dick to mix it up a bit, nah mean?

Isn't there one in your pants? lol
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 9:13:42 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Isn't there one in your pants? lol

Bruh I've given myself like a million HJs my whole life. Time for something different.
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SaithSayer
10/11/18 9:14:39 PM
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Rest it on top of the dryer while it's running.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/11/18 9:15:01 PM
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where are the fat butts
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SaithSayer
10/11/18 9:15:22 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
where are the fat butts

IHOP
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 9:15:42 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
where are the fat butts

If I was gay, Id definitely be a pec man
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Houston
10/11/18 9:17:58 PM
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So is this topic about some elderly man's 'swell' old dick?
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Mr_Biscuit
10/11/18 9:18:44 PM
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NeonOctopus
10/11/18 9:19:16 PM
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NeonOctopus
10/12/18 2:43:14 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
10/12/18 2:48:40 PM
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did you get uppercut by dongos again today neon
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NeonOctopus
10/12/18 2:51:58 PM
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EzeDoesIt
10/12/18 2:52:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Saw a dick today and not gonna lie, i...swell[ed].

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SSJGrimReaper
10/12/18 2:55:13 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Nah, today has been pretty dick free so far. Phew!

you're lowkey disappointed aren't you

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GAMERCAMRY
10/12/18 2:57:17 PM
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can u do a drawing of it or is that b7
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Master_Bass
10/12/18 2:58:37 PM
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This is obviously a violation of HIPPA. You'll be hearing from penis lawyers soon.
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