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Vermander
10/11/18 10:35:03 PM
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Dont do it.
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TomNook20
10/11/18 10:35:21 PM
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PogonaVitticeps
10/11/18 10:35:28 PM
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Unless you are a cuck like TC.
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HighOnSolar
10/11/18 10:36:35 PM
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angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways
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Vermander
10/11/18 10:38:17 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.
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Twin3Turbo
10/11/18 10:39:43 PM
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Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.

Im curious to know how her bed was destroyed. To destroy a bed generally takes some purposeful effort, no?
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Vermander
10/11/18 10:41:01 PM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.

Im curious to know how her bed was destroyed. To destroy a bed generally takes some purposeful effort, no?


Like my other roommate wanted to throw it in the shed because she flipped out and stayed with her parents for a week. So its in the shed and gross now.
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jumi
10/11/18 10:41:12 PM
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Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.


Does she still let you hit it?
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Vermander
10/11/18 10:42:46 PM
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jumi posted...
Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.


Does she still let you hit it?


No, in fact she is telling me I am not allowed to bring any new girls I date here, even though it isnt her house.
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/11/18 10:43:12 PM
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Yikes, you really fucked up. What a situation, sorry to hear that man
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Vermander
10/11/18 10:45:07 PM
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She is psychotic, but I have no issues with my other roommates even if one is her best friend.
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sleepysausage
10/11/18 10:46:51 PM
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Vermander posted...
She is psychotic, but I have no issues with my other roommates even if one is her best friend.

If one of the roommates is her best friend why isn't she sharing a bed with that person?
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HighOnSolar
10/11/18 10:47:38 PM
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because if she existed then she would want the sleepysausage
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/11/18 10:47:44 PM
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You need to put a protective order out against her before she tries to really mess your life up.
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Vermander
10/11/18 10:49:59 PM
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sleepysausage posted...
Vermander posted...
She is psychotic, but I have no issues with my other roommates even if one is her best friend.

If one of the roommates is her best friend why isn't she sharing a bed with that person?


Because the 4th is that roommates boyfriend
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stoltenberg11
10/11/18 10:59:31 PM
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This whole thing is too perfectly pathetic to be real
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WellKnownNomad
10/12/18 12:35:00 AM
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PogonaVitticeps posted...
Unless you are a cuck like TC.

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Muffinz0rz
10/12/18 12:50:27 AM
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jy8dlDZEDGVSwhVhKw
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ImCallingYouOut
10/12/18 12:55:47 AM
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does she sleep naked tc?
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MC_BatCommander
10/12/18 1:09:14 AM
#20:


You legit have the weirdest fuckin relationship with a girl I have ever seen
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Cookie Bag
10/12/18 1:10:24 AM
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Vermander
10/12/18 7:03:17 AM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
This whole thing is too perfectly pathetic to be real


I mean what would you line me to do? Ive already broken up with her. I dont have the authority to kick her out.
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OrangeCrush980
10/12/18 7:12:28 AM
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Don't sleep in the same damn bed with her if you're not dating her?
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OpShaft
10/12/18 7:14:03 AM
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You need to at least hit that
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YourDrunkFather
10/12/18 7:21:04 AM
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Vermander posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
This whole thing is too perfectly pathetic to be real


I mean what would you line me to do? Ive already broken up with her. I dont have the authority to kick her out.


How about not let her boss you around like a little bitch
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Lonestar2000
10/12/18 7:45:03 AM
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Vermander posted...
jumi posted...
Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.


Does she still let you hit it?


No, in fact she is telling me I am not allowed to bring any new girls I date here, even though it isnt her house.

Kick her ass out you fucking beta.
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Funbazooka
10/12/18 7:48:44 AM
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Did she poop the bed?
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TheBiggerWiggle
10/12/18 8:15:17 AM
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This dude is cuckolding himself but isnt getting laid. Damn.
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treewojima
10/12/18 8:16:44 AM
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CE always falls for these topics
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DezDroppedFreak
10/12/18 8:22:18 AM
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Howl
10/12/18 8:26:45 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
This feels like a sitcom


It would be the worst sitcom ever tbh.
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Flockaveli
10/12/18 8:59:38 AM
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You ever wake up with a boner.
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happibivouac
10/12/18 9:00:27 AM
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Did it for months. It fucking blows.
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Veggeta X
10/12/18 9:05:09 AM
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It's a good thing I'm a kissless virgin.
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Vermander
10/12/18 9:10:48 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Vermander posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
This whole thing is too perfectly pathetic to be real


I mean what would you line me to do? Ive already broken up with her. I dont have the authority to kick her out.


How about not let her boss you around like a little bitch


She cant stop me from bringing women over. What I am telling you is she basically has told me she will go out of her way to destroy my relationships by talking to the girl, if I ever did bring someone to the house.
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Vermander
10/12/18 9:11:26 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Vermander posted...
jumi posted...
Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.


Does she still let you hit it?


No, in fact she is telling me I am not allowed to bring any new girls I date here, even though it isnt her house.

Kick her ass out you fucking beta.


I can kick her out of my room, not the house.
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jumi
10/12/18 7:21:55 PM
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Vermander posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Vermander posted...
jumi posted...
Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.


Does she still let you hit it?


No, in fact she is telling me I am not allowed to bring any new girls I date here, even though it isnt her house.

Kick her ass out you fucking beta.


I can kick her out of my room, not the house.


Then kick her out of your room. Even if a bed is broken, the mattress and box springs still work. Set them on the floor and throw the bed out. If the mattress is fucked up, get an air mattress. It sounds like this sleeping in your bed bullshit is either because she can't get over you or because she wants to make you miserable.
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Vermander
10/13/18 7:14:11 AM
#38:


You guys want to hear something funny?

I got my offer from HR for my promotion today and got a 30,000 yearly raise starting Sunday.

She wanted to make up with me last night, and stuff happened and we banged.

I dont know if those are mutually exclusive occurences.
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Howl
10/13/18 7:56:27 AM
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Vermander posted...
I dont know if those are mutually exclusive occurences.


They aren't at all. Lol
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JBaLLEN66
10/13/18 8:11:05 AM
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Vermander posted...
You guys want to hear something funny?

I got my offer from HR for my promotion today and got a 30,000 yearly raise starting Sunday.

She wanted to make up with me last night, and stuff happened and we banged.

I dont know if those are mutually exclusive occurences.


Did you like switch to some part time position to Salary?
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smoke_break
10/13/18 8:20:12 AM
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I think you secretly like it tbh, otherwise you would've done something about it.
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Zodd3224
10/13/18 8:40:53 AM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
This whole thing is too perfectly pathetic to be real

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Vermander
10/13/18 11:34:23 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
Vermander posted...
You guys want to hear something funny?

I got my offer from HR for my promotion today and got a 30,000 yearly raise starting Sunday.

She wanted to make up with me last night, and stuff happened and we banged.

I dont know if those are mutually exclusive occurences.


Did you like switch to some part time position to Salary?


No, my team is all getting promoted to a new role and thats the new payrate. I was 18.72 hourly before, and I was bumped to 67.5k a year.
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shiby with it
10/13/18 11:42:31 AM
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Vermander posted...
jumi posted...
Vermander posted...
HighOnSolar posted...
angry no strings sex followed by a fight so big it blows the fuckin house up and then youre homeless anyways


She sleeps in the same bed as me because hers was destroyed, so its real awkward.

How I ended up in this situation is a long story, but I cant exact afford to triple my rent right now.


Does she still let you hit it?


No, in fact she is telling me I am not allowed to bring any new girls I date here, even though it isnt her house.

lmao
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MarqueeSeries
10/13/18 11:44:19 AM
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I was in a somewhat similar situation at one point

I broke up with my gf to move across state with a friend, but I had to wait for him to be ready and for me to find a job

So we stayed living together until then. Sleeping in the same bed. And fucking >_>
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Smashingpmkns
10/13/18 11:45:59 AM
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Vermander posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Vermander posted...
You guys want to hear something funny?

I got my offer from HR for my promotion today and got a 30,000 yearly raise starting Sunday.

She wanted to make up with me last night, and stuff happened and we banged.

I dont know if those are mutually exclusive occurences.


Did you like switch to some part time position to Salary?


No, my team is all getting promoted to a new role and thats the new payrate. I was 18.72 hourly before, and I was bumped to 67.5k a year.


So you go from making around 30k a year to 67k? Wtf job do you have?
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Vermander
10/13/18 1:37:09 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Vermander posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Vermander posted...
You guys want to hear something funny?

I got my offer from HR for my promotion today and got a 30,000 yearly raise starting Sunday.

She wanted to make up with me last night, and stuff happened and we banged.

I dont know if those are mutually exclusive occurences.


Did you like switch to some part time position to Salary?


No, my team is all getting promoted to a new role and thats the new payrate. I was 18.72 hourly before, and I was bumped to 67.5k a year.


So you go from making around 30k a year to 67k? Wtf job do you have?

Technically 38k to 67.5, I am a security admin, I had the biggest bump on my team
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Vermander
10/13/18 1:41:38 PM
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Conflict posted...
Lol a $30k raise

Funniest shit I've read all month


I told my roommate and he was What the ****? Who the **** does that?
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EliteLevel
10/13/18 1:43:02 PM
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happibivouac posted...
Did it for months. It fucking blows.


But did she?
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