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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 1:27:15 AM #1: |
I was watching Home Improvement yesterday and I was a little pissed off thinking how they ended that show.
They should have had Tim and Al on Tool Time doing a major project and Al doesn't realize Tim isn't fucking around this time, he's actually being severely electrocuted and Al's just having a good time until Heidi comes out and says "What the fuck Albert!? Maybe if you weren't late to the show again because you had a hang over you would know this wasn't part of the script you fat fucking alcoholic bastard!! GOD I HATE YOU!!!! HELP ME!!" Meanwhile Jill and the kids are all watching this shit at home and Randy makes some little off color remark like "Ohhh is this an old episode?" And Jill hauls off and smacks him across his face spilling blood everywhere and teeth scattered across the living room floor. Then it all goes to the ER where they pronounce Tim dead upon arrival and balloons fall from the ceiling. However, the doctors are actually still working on Tim Allen, and while this was all part of the show, shit turned real and Tim Allen REALLY is having a heart attack. That would be wild. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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X-Pac_Heat 10/14/18 1:29:13 AM #2: |
That would have been better than Tim literally moving the house cross country for Jill
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 1:30:11 AM #3: |
X-Pac_Heat posted...
That would have been better than Tim literally moving the house cross country for Jill Yeah, I loved that show and I thought to myself I remembers thinkings to myselves , I thought, That was was fucking STUPID. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 10/14/18 1:49:07 AM #4: |
The gang on "Seinfeld" should have been hit by a bus or something instead of going to jail.
In the finale of "Friends," the plane Ross and Rachel board could have crashed. After all those years of "will they or won't they," they could have died together right after "they will." I don't watch much first-run TV, so I can't think of any more recent shows. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 10/14/18 2:04:02 AM #5: |
That 70s Show Eric should have been eaten by a lion in Africa.
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Muffinz0rz 10/14/18 2:05:57 AM #6: |
HIMYM ended with tragedy and look how well that was received
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 2:10:22 AM #7: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
HIMYM ended with tragedy and look how well that was received Well if I had watched that shit, I would have met it with high praise, as long as the tragedy was a real disaster. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 2:11:47 AM #8: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
That 70s Show Eric should have been eaten by a lion in Africa. I never liked that show. So a big freak gas leak garage fire halfway through the first episode would have made me ponder if the show could have been good. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 10/14/18 2:14:02 AM #9: |
X-Pac_Heat posted...
That would have been better than Tim literally moving the house cross country for Jill I forgot how that show ended. Tim Allen was/is a hack --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 10/14/18 2:20:41 AM #10: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...HIMYM ended with tragedy and look how well that was received It wasn't that kind of tragedy. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Wombat 10/14/18 2:30:55 AM #11: |
Alf
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 2:32:21 AM #12: |
Lord_Wombat posted...
Alf Oohhhh man good one. You're supposed to at least gimme a little story of how the tragedy would occur. Also.... Saved by the Bell..... --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slothica 10/14/18 2:40:28 AM #13: |
Everybody loves Raymond should have ended with Ray strangling Debra and then hanging himself.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 2:55:59 AM #14: |
slothica posted...
Everybody loves Raymond should have ended with Ray strangling Debra and then hanging himself. Yeahhhhhhhh I mean i'm with you here man. I just think for a show like that they would have to make it a surprise. Debra tries to make Ray do the dishes and he says "oh yeah?" and she says "it'll only take a minuAGHHH" In comes Doug Heffernan from the King of Queens for a quick run in shot where he holds her ass down and Ray goes to work with the toaster. Carrie is too busy gettin pregnant by someone else in midtown. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xBloodBrotherx 10/14/18 2:57:41 AM #15: |
Why is this tagged as gaming?
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 2:59:00 AM #16: |
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Why is this tagged as gaming? Because if you'd shut your yapper, we'd all be having fun and games here? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimfizzle2 10/14/18 3:08:10 AM #17: |
The ending of Malcolm in the middle. Should have had Hal blowing up the house and killing the whole family cooking his first batch of meth.
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pegusus123456 10/14/18 3:18:42 AM #18: |
slothica posted...
Everybody loves Raymond should have ended with Ray strangling Debra and then hanging himself. Funnily enough, it did end with Ray momentarily going nonresponsive during a minor surgery, scaring the shit out of his family. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 10/14/18 3:29:07 AM #19: |
LOST should have ended with everyone....wait a minute...
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Lord_Wombat 10/14/18 3:38:51 AM #20: |
@Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...Alf Not would occur, DID occur. Since the show didn't get another season after that as was planned where he would get rescued, the show ended by Alf being kidnapped, tortured, and never seen again. Pretty messed up imo. --- "We're gonna kill 'em with kindness, but instead of hugs, we're gonna use bullets". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 10/14/18 4:06:32 AM #21: |
Lord_Wombat posted...
@Johnny_Nutcase posted...Lord_Wombat posted...Alf They had a movie after that, I can't remember anything about it however. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 10/14/18 4:17:03 AM #22: |
cjsdowg posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...@Johnny_Nutcase posted...Lord_Wombat posted...Alf --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 4:17:49 AM #23: |
pegusus123456 posted...
cjsdowg posted...Lord_Wombat posted...@Johnny_Nutcase posted...Lord_Wombat posted...Alf What??????? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 10/14/18 6:03:04 AM #24: |
pegusus123456 posted...
slothica posted...Everybody loves Raymond should have ended with Ray strangling Debra and then hanging himself. Yeah I remember that episode being quite memorable --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 10/14/18 6:08:16 AM #25: |
Married... With Children should have ended with Al waking up on a surgery table of a M.A.S.H. unit in Korea. He groans in pain, knowing that his time is near, and asks Hawkeye to tell his wife and children that he loves them.
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pegusus123456 10/14/18 6:34:20 AM #26: |
SpiralDrift posted...
Married... With Children should have ended with Al waking up on a surgery table of a M.A.S.H. unit in Korea. He groans in pain, knowing that his time is near, and asks Hawkeye to tell his wife and children that he loves them. I feel like this could have been an actual joke. But you would, of course, have to change it to him telling Hawkeye to tell his family he'd see them in hell. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaithSayer 10/14/18 6:57:12 AM #27: |
Pretty much every reality TV show.
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008Zulu 10/14/18 7:11:25 AM #28: |
Scrubs. The final episode just cuts to black, and then it fades in to the hospital where J.D is dead in a bed, his co-workers around him taking note of the time of death, and commenting that he had been in a coma since suffering a stroke at the end of Season 2.
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SpiralDrift 10/14/18 7:24:56 AM #29: |
The Walking Dead
Rick wakes up from the nightmare and finds himself in the hospital after being shot in the first episode. All of his loved ones are still alive, but now he can't shake the feeling that his wife cheated on him with his best friend. In the final scene he opens the letter from the paternity testing agency and sheds a single, ambiguous tear before fading to black. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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loafy013 10/14/18 7:25:16 AM #30: |
House. House gets in a motorcycle accident, putting him in a coma. We see that he can hear everybody around him but he can't communicate with them. A group of interns come in, gives him a diagnosis of lupus and the other doctors agree.
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SaithSayer 10/14/18 7:38:04 AM #31: |
008Zulu posted...
Scrubs. The final episode just cuts to black, and then it fades in to the hospital where J.D is dead in a bed, his co-workers around him taking note of the time of death, and commenting that he had been in a coma since suffering a stroke at the end of Season 2. Season 9 was a tragedy itself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hulkasaurusrex 10/14/18 7:58:29 AM #32: |
Roseanne
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X-Pac_Heat 10/14/18 9:00:12 AM #33: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
HIMYM ended with tragedy and look how well that was received To be fair, I think most people were upset that the show ended with --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 10/14/18 12:21:20 PM #34: |
X-Pac_Heat posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...HIMYM ended with tragedy and look how well that was received It also undid character development for Barney; and it makes you wonder why in the world did he go on for years just to say he is getting with his kind of ex . --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 10/14/18 12:23:49 PM #35: |
SaithSayer posted...
008Zulu posted...Scrubs. The final episode just cuts to black, and then it fades in to the hospital where J.D is dead in a bed, his co-workers around him taking note of the time of death, and commenting that he had been in a coma since suffering a stroke at the end of Season 2. ![]() --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (3-2): https://imgur.com/vNWlGwD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 10/14/18 12:27:26 PM #36: |
Strider102 posted...
LOST should have ended with everyone....wait a minute... This isnt entirely accurate though tbh if youre saying what I think youre saying --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 10/14/18 12:39:52 PM #37: |
Could someone give me context for the home improvement finale? I barely remember that show from like 20 years ago. There wasn't even a plot, so what is this cross country stuff?
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/14/18 12:42:23 PM #38: |
saspa posted...
Could someone give me context for the home improvement finale? I barely remember that show from like 20 years ago. There wasn't even a plot, so what is this cross country stuff? It was something like The only real reason I can think of them doing that was they though the show might come back I suppose, and they could keep the set the same. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 10/14/18 12:49:25 PM #39: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
saspa posted...Could someone give me context for the home improvement finale? I barely remember that show from like 20 years ago. There wasn't even a plot, so what is this cross country stuff? It was Jill who --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 10/14/18 9:38:14 PM #40: |
SaithSayer posted...
008Zulu posted...Scrubs. The final episode just cuts to black, and then it fades in to the hospital where J.D is dead in a bed, his co-workers around him taking note of the time of death, and commenting that he had been in a coma since suffering a stroke at the end of Season 2. I stopped watching around... 5, I want to say. I don't really remember. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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