Current Events > Mine is hotter than yours.

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Because, even though I washed my hands, I absentmindedly scratched my johnson after cutting up an MoA Scotch Bonnet and a Carolina Reaper to go on my steak.

dunk your junk in milk.
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At these capsaicin levels, milk does nothing for your skin or your mouth. I'm thinking I'll get the vegetable oil since capsaicin bonds to oils.

SaithSayer posted...

At these capsaicin levels, milk does nothing for your skin or your mouth. I'm thinking I'll get the vegetable oil since capsaicin bonds to oils.

i guess you could try butter, easier to work with.
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his cocks on fire.
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What sucks is I know this is going to happen a lot more times in my life.

Your fault for being edgy and ruining your food in the process
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These flavors are excellent. If they weren't, I wouldn't endure shit like this. I've found peppers I dislike, but far more that I enjoy.

idiot
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OffTempo posted...

idiot

It's not like I didn't wash my hands.

You don't have to call it yohnson.

You can call it talliwhacker, or you can call it prick, or you can call it ding-dong, or you can call it one-eyed-lizard, or you can call it knob, or you can call it jimmy, or you can call it dong, or you can call it ding-a-ling, or you can call it russel the one-eyed muscle, or you can call it dick, or you can call it dicktator, or you can call it family jewels, or you can call it gonads, or you can call it groin, or you can call it testes, or you can call it huevos, or you can call it wrecking crew, or you can call it banana, or you can call it eggplant, or you can call it sausage, or you can call it big red, or you can call it triforce, or you can call it bishop, or you can call it ferret, or you can call it enola gay, or you can call it winkie, or you can call it onyx, or you can call it the d, or you can call it dip stick, or you can call it salami, or you can call it trouser snake, or you can call it snot rocket, or you can call it tower of power, or you can call it tree of might, or you can call it schlong, or you can call it long yohn silver, or you can call it package, or you can call it torpedo 1, or you can call it boys, or you can call it dangly bits, or you can call it stones, or you can call it banana twist, or you can call it jingle bells, or you can call it crown jewels, or you can call it sweetmeats, or you can call it goolies, or you can call it hacky sack, or you can call it marbles, or you can call it scrotum, or you can call it scrote, or you can call it triplets, or you can call it coin purse, or you can call it berries, or you can call it dn, or you can call it nuggets, or you can call it two balls at homeplate, or you can call it bollocks, or you can call it brass clankers, or you can call it sack, or you can call it kiwis, or you can call it nard or nards, or you can call it triumvirate, or you can call it trio, or you can call it council of three fires, or you can call it steam-drill, or you can call it jackhammer, or you can call it wacky waving inflatable ball flailing tube man, or you can call it third leg, or you can call it baby leg, or you can call it one-eyed weasel, or you can call it pp, or you can call it winky.

but you don't has to call it yohnson
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yoooo what
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

You don't have to call it yohnson.

You can call it talliwhacker, or you can call it prick, or you can call it ding-dong, or you can call it one-eyed-lizard, or you can call it knob, or you can call it jimmy, or you can call it dong, or you can call it ding-a-ling, or you can call it russel the one-eyed muscle, or you can call it dick, or you can call it dicktator, or you can call it family jewels, or you can call it gonads, or you can call it groin, or you can call it testes, or you can call it huevos, or you can call it wrecking crew, or you can call it banana, or you can call it eggplant, or you can call it sausage, or you can call it big red, or you can call it triforce, or you can call it bishop, or you can call it ferret, or you can call it enola gay, or you can call it winkie, or you can call it onyx, or you can call it the d, or you can call it dip stick, or you can call it salami, or you can call it trouser snake, or you can call it snot rocket, or you can call it tower of power, or you can call it tree of might, or you can call it schlong, or you can call it long yohn silver, or you can call it package, or you can call it torpedo 1, or you can call it boys, or you can call it dangly bits, or you can call it stones, or you can call it banana twist, or you can call it jingle bells, or you can call it crown jewels, or you can call it sweetmeats, or you can call it goolies, or you can call it hacky sack, or you can call it marbles, or you can call it scrotum, or you can call it scrote, or you can call it triplets, or you can call it coin purse, or you can call it berries, or you can call it dn, or you can call it nuggets, or you can call it two balls at homeplate, or you can call it bollocks, or you can call it brass clankers, or you can call it sack, or you can call it kiwis, or you can call it nard or nards, or you can call it triumvirate, or you can call it trio, or you can call it council of three fires, or you can call it steam-drill, or you can call it jackhammer, or you can call it wacky waving inflatable ball flailing tube man, or you can call it third leg, or you can call it baby leg, or you can call it one-eyed weasel, or you can call it pp, or you can call it winky.

but you don't has to call it yohnson

How about wedding tackle?
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