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minervo
10/17/18 7:50:51 AM
#1:


Feel free to contribute.

#1 Make statements, don't ask too many questions.
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Darth_CiD
10/17/18 7:52:51 AM
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Walk up to them and press A on the controller
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minervo
10/17/18 8:14:43 AM
#3:


The above only works for virtual females.
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Fam_Fam
10/17/18 8:15:43 AM
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call them "females"
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minervo
10/17/18 8:18:36 AM
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The above has actually worked favourably for Icoyar.

Give them space, don't be too clingy.
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Mead
10/17/18 8:19:25 AM
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Pick them up and carry them
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RCtheWSBC
10/17/18 8:20:10 AM
#7:


minervo posted...
The above is bad advice.

And yet you did it twice
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minervo
10/17/18 8:21:08 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
minervo posted...
The above is bad advice.

And yet you did it twice

I saw the error of my ways, and I have edited my comment :P
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ungubby
10/17/18 8:25:58 AM
#9:


Act gay to get close to them, then when they say "God, if only you weren't gay", rip off your tear away clothes and go jump in their bed.
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Far-Queue
10/17/18 8:29:00 AM
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Tell them they're looking less bloated today and compliment them on being less swollen.
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minervo
10/17/18 8:29:19 AM
#11:


Show her you're loyal by wrecking other females before her. Only works if other female is at fault.
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SunWuKung420
10/17/18 10:05:11 AM
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Don't think of them as female until you're in bed.
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ungubby
10/17/18 10:09:42 AM
#13:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Don't think of them as female until you're in bed.


Don't even think of them as female at that point either.
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LeetCheet
10/17/18 4:21:15 PM
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Don't look directly at their cleavage. It's like a black hole, you'll get sucked into it.
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SunWuKung420
10/17/18 4:25:29 PM
#15:


ungubby posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Don't think of them as female until you're in bed.


Don't even think of them as female at that point either.


Nope. This is when you become a female.
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Questionmarktarius
10/17/18 4:28:12 PM
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pedro45
10/17/18 4:34:20 PM
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Talk to her best friend first
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MICHALECOLE
10/17/18 4:35:59 PM
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Usually a pull out my wallet and flash a wad of hundreds, and then I accidentally drop a monster condom for my magnum dong
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JimCarrysToe
10/17/18 6:30:45 PM
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Tell her you can fold a fitted sheet, bitches love folded fitted sheets.
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wolfy42
10/17/18 6:36:32 PM
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Hide your club before approaching. Clubs make females skittish.
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aHappySacka
10/17/18 6:38:43 PM
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Offer them money to be your friend.
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darkknight109
10/17/18 6:45:24 PM
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Use your lungs to push air through your windpipe while vibrating your vocal chords and using your mouth and tongue to form the resultant sounds into words.
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