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DanHarenChamp
10/17/18 11:32:08 PM
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Something like Mickeys
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VipaGTS
10/17/18 11:34:12 PM
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like Malt Liquor.
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Genocet_10-325
10/17/18 11:35:06 PM
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Like shit
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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/17/18 11:36:51 PM
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Need to cover it with a paper bag.
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dib153
10/17/18 11:41:46 PM
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Rock bottom
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Kombucha
10/17/18 11:44:53 PM
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tastes like a steel reserve.

dib153 posted...
Rock bottom

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DarkTransient
10/17/18 11:47:26 PM
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Isn't malt liquor essentially just cheap shitty beer or something?

EDIT: It's basically high-alcohol sweetened beer. :/
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Breasts
10/17/18 11:48:15 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
Isn't malt liquor essentially just cheap shitty beer or something?


Basically but usually it has a high alc content but is also REALLY cheap
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Bishop9800
10/17/18 11:48:50 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Like shit

DarkTransient posted...
Isn't malt liquor essentially just cheap shitty beer or something?


Yes. Its the "leftover" beer after the filtering
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DarkTransient
10/17/18 11:50:47 PM
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I don't think malt liquor is even a thing here. I've definitely never seen it in stores. :/

I think leftovers from brewing beer just get made into cheaper brands of beer here.
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BruceWayneJr
10/17/18 11:53:09 PM
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sabin017
10/18/18 12:12:28 AM
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It's usually a macro beer flavor with a bit of heat since there's more alcohol in it. Nothing to write home about.
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TheKentster
10/18/18 12:17:23 AM
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It just tastes like beer. Stronger than regular beer. It's beer though.
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Hulkasaurusrex
10/18/18 12:20:12 AM
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You can make your own drink 24 beer and piss in a bottle.
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The23rdMagus
10/18/18 2:20:00 AM
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I've jumped on a few grenades of Mickey's when I was busy making my mistake of dating outside my generation. They're smoother than they ought to be and definitely designed to be chugged, not tasted.
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Questionmarktarius
10/18/18 2:35:47 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
EDIT: It's basically high-alcohol sweetened beer. :/

There's no hops in it, so it's actually un-bittered.
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shokan_warrior
10/18/18 3:02:02 AM
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Anaconda malt liquor gives you little richard
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YUHH
10/18/18 3:16:21 AM
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Okay, as CE's resident brewer, this thread has a lot of fucking wrong in it.

Bishop9800 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Like shit

DarkTransient posted...
Isn't malt liquor essentially just cheap shitty beer or something?


Yes. Its the "leftover" beer after the filtering

Wrong. Malt liquor is made just like every other beer. Water, hops, malt, yeast. They are made with high amount of fermentable sugars which is where the actual alcohol comes from once the yeast eats said sugars, known as maltose. Maltose comes from running hot water through (known as hot liquor) through crushed up malt to extract sugars from it, but I'm getting off topic. Its not leftover beer, its made the same way as every other beer.

Questionmarktarius posted...
DarkTransient posted...
EDIT: It's basically high-alcohol sweetened beer. :/

There's no hops in it, so it's actually un-bittered.

Also wrong. Just because you aren't scrunching your face from bitterness doesn't mean there are no hops. All beer has hops in it as both a preserving agent and to balance out all the sweetness from said maltose.

What makes malt liquor so cheap is they use low quality grains with a high amount of fermentable sugars and other possible adjuncts to bump up the amount of sugars to attenuate. Having a low cost malt bill, a low cost hopping (mostly done in malt liquors just to balance out the sweetness), and more than likely low viability, cheap American yeast is why you can buy a 40oz for 2 bucks.

Y'all can continue now unless you say something wrong again.
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TheKentster
10/18/18 9:01:14 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
I don't think malt liquor is even a thing here. I've definitely never seen it in stores. :/

I think leftovers from brewing beer just get made into cheaper brands of beer here.


I don't understand why people say shit like this. You have definitely seen malt liquor in stores. It's just beer!! I think it must be some millennial thing acting like it's different.

It's just any beer that's at least 5% alcohol. You know Mike's Hard Lemonade? Sure you do.

jUTANOu

What's that say in the bottom right corner of the box? Premium malt beverage. It's malt liquor!

Let's stop acting like it's some special thing.
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happibivouac
10/18/18 9:02:39 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Like shit

It's shit. There's a reason it's so cheap.
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EzeDoesIt
10/18/18 9:06:28 AM
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Never got into it that much. Had a good friend who drank OE all the time but it just tastes like your average crap beer with a little extra edge to me, and I swear they claim like ~8% abv but those never seemed to get me drunk like they should. Id even say Natty Ices do it better and they only say 5.9%.

Hard liquor is the way to go for me, anyway.
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Questionmarktarius
10/18/18 11:53:27 AM
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YUHH posted...
Also wrong. Just because you aren't scrunching your face from bitterness doesn't mean there are no hops. All beer has hops in it as both a preserving agent and to balance out all the sweetness from said maltose.

There's no need for hops when it's pasteurized and sealed in a bottle, to be consumed within a couple months.
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YUHH
10/18/18 11:56:24 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
YUHH posted...
Also wrong. Just because you aren't scrunching your face from bitterness doesn't mean there are no hops. All beer has hops in it as both a preserving agent and to balance out all the sweetness from said maltose.

There's no need for hops when it's pasteurized and sealed in a bottle, to be consumed within a couple months.

They're hopped. Trust me
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halomonkey1_3_5
10/18/18 11:56:55 AM
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honestly I like Steel Reserve over other cheap beers

I'd pickup a 40oz over a couple cans of Natty light or something anyday
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thanosibe
10/18/18 12:01:18 PM
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TheKentster posted...
DarkTransient posted...
I don't think malt liquor is even a thing here. I've definitely never seen it in stores. :/

I think leftovers from brewing beer just get made into cheaper brands of beer here.


I don't understand why people say shit like this. You have definitely seen malt liquor in stores. It's just beer!! I think it must be some millennial thing acting like it's different.

It's just any beer that's at least 5% alcohol. You know Mike's Hard Lemonade? Sure you do.

jUTANOu

What's that say in the bottom right corner of the box? Premium malt beverage. It's malt liquor!

Let's stop acting like it's some special thing.
If the case with his/her post, millenials (and even Gen X'ser my age and older) are all into the craft beer fad. And honestly from the dozen or so I have tried, I'll take a 40 of St Ides over some of that overpriced shit people are clamoring for. I think out of all those one, I drank all six cans only once as it was a half way decent porter.

I don't care for the Mike's of the malt liquor world. If I want sweet I'll mix it myself with hard liquor.
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Questionmarktarius
10/18/18 12:05:30 PM
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thanosibe posted...
I'll take a 40 of St Ides over some of that overpriced shit people are clamoring for.

Some days, a bigass Colt 45 is all you need. Billy Dee Williams was right all along.

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thanosibe
10/18/18 12:07:39 PM
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YUHH
10/18/18 3:47:12 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
honestly I like Steel Reserve over other cheap beers

I'd pickup a 40oz over a couple cans of Natty light or something anyday

Old Style is the best cheap beer
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Lost_All_Senses
10/18/18 3:48:48 PM
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I use to drink King Cobra when I was looking for the cheapest way to get drunk. I probably couldn't even keep one down now. It's fuckin gross but gets you there quicker.
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EzeDoesIt
10/19/18 6:29:51 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
thanosibe posted...
I'll take a 40 of St Ides over some of that overpriced shit people are clamoring for.

Some days, a bigass Colt 45 is all you need. Billy Dee Williams was right all along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM" data-time="


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masticatingman
10/19/18 6:43:34 AM
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If youve ever been in a gas station...they got malt liquor lol. And 4Loko is just flavored malt liquor.

King Cobra especially is basically a cheapass Budweiser - made by Annheuser.
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_Krave_
10/19/18 7:06:13 AM
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I like it. Great, cheap way to get shitfaced. Only downside is the beer farts the next day.
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MI4 REAL
10/19/18 7:56:26 AM
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just buy gran legacy.
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