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frozenshock
10/18/18 10:45:02 PM
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Must be because a giant is holding it.

But then the giant must be standing on something or else he would be falling.

Must be because the giant is standing on a turtle.
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Sariana21
10/18/18 10:46:11 PM
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In Miltons Paradise Lost its hanging from a chain.
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Kazi1212
10/18/18 10:47:07 PM
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Space is like a trampoline. The biggest misconception of astronomy is that the Earth is revolving, no, were bouncing along the curvature of space time.
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dib153
10/18/18 10:52:55 PM
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I know this is a toke jopic, so I want you to know that the following is an undirected general blanket statement

It bugs the ever loving fuck outta me when people don't kniw how gravity works
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shnangyboos
10/18/18 11:05:36 PM
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We're falling towards the sun.
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Solar_Crimson
10/18/18 11:05:59 PM
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Who said the giant was male?
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/18/18 11:07:02 PM
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Were moving REALLY fast right now. Stick your head out the window.
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Questionmarktarius
10/18/18 11:53:14 PM
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DevsBro
10/19/18 1:09:04 PM
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Spacetime.

You know that physics analogy with the watermon on the sheet? How the sheet represents spacetime and the the watermelon represents Earth? You know how the watermelon would be falling if not for the sheet?

Boom. Remove spacetime and Earth starts falling and splats violently against the boundary conditions of the universe.
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frozenshock
10/19/18 1:45:45 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Spacetime.

You know that physics analogy with the watermon on the sheet? How the sheet represents spacetime and the the watermelon represents Earth? You know how the watermelon would be falling if not for the sheet?

Boom. Remove spacetime and Earth starts falling and splats violently against the boundary conditions of the universe.


What about penises
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