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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 5:39:37 AM
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ArchiePeck
10/20/18 5:40:21 AM
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Do you still live with your parents?
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catboy0_0
10/20/18 5:42:02 AM
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I'm confused. Did you step on a can or a crab
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Parappa09
10/20/18 5:42:47 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 5:44:16 AM
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ArchiePeck posted...
Do you still live with your parents?

Uh yes but it was my crab can

catboy0_0 posted...
I'm confused. Did you step on a can or a crab

Both tbh.

Parappa09 posted...
i love crab but i don't love feet

What about legs
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bossjony
10/20/18 5:48:12 AM
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Fn catboy
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bossjony
10/20/18 5:49:02 AM
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Also go to bed cup and stop eating ur fat enough
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 5:50:17 AM
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bossjony posted...
Also go to bed cup and stop eating ur fat enough

You eat with your feet??
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bossjony
10/20/18 5:51:46 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
bossjony posted...
Also go to bed cup and stop eating ur fat enough

You eat with your feet??

Yeah
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 5:54:21 AM
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bossjony posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
bossjony posted...
Also go to bed cup and stop eating ur fat enough

You eat with your feet??

Yeah

Whatever floats your boat
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bossjony
10/20/18 5:55:31 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
bossjony posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
bossjony posted...
Also go to bed cup and stop eating ur fat enough

You eat with your feet??

Yeah

Whatever floats your boat

U know I lost the boat in the hurricane low blow bringing that up cup...
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bossjony
10/20/18 5:55:45 AM
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Kajagogo
10/20/18 5:55:59 AM
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Why was there a can of crab on the floor?
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:01:30 AM
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bossjony posted...
U know I lost the boat in the hurricane low blow bringing that up cup...

God was punishing u tbh

You valued the boat too much

Kajagogo posted...
Why was there a can of crab on the floor?

I was gonna eat it earlier but I decided against it.
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Parappa09
10/20/18 6:01:56 AM
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Kajagogo
10/20/18 6:03:01 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...


Kajagogo posted...
Why was there a can of crab on the floor?

I was gonna eat it earlier but I decided against it.


But...but why was it on the floor??
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AlisLandale
10/20/18 6:04:11 AM
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Why did you use a menorah emoji
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:04:48 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
im actually a legs guy tbh

I have legs let's make a deal

Kajagogo posted...
But...but why was it on the floor??

For later my man
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:05:40 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Why did you use a menorah emoji

Well I could have used some light but it's dark, and I didn't want a blinding light and 1 candle wouldn't have been enough tbh.
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catboy0_0
10/20/18 6:05:44 AM
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you eat on your hands and knees?!
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Kajagogo
10/20/18 6:07:08 AM
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Do you not have a counter, or a shelf, or a cabinet, or anywhere else to store food? It seems counterproductive to put things on the floor...where you could step on it. >_>
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:07:10 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:08:22 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Do you not have a counter, or a shelf, or a cabinet, or anywhere else to store food? It seems counterproductive to put things on the floor...where you could step on it. >_>

OK you see, I was in my room and was about to lay down so I couldn't put it on my bed, and my table thing is slanted so I didn't want it to fall. It's the only logical lazy choice tbh.
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catboy0_0
10/20/18 6:08:47 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
you eat on your hands and knees?!

Will you bite the hand that feeds you

only if it slapped me
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Kajagogo
10/20/18 6:09:08 AM
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Docile, I know you're just trolling me, but I am genuinely concerned for you.
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:10:22 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Docile, I know you're just trolling me, but I am genuinely concerned for you.

Lmao I'm actually not trolling but I basically just forgot I put it there

catboy0_0 posted...
only if it slapped me

With a salmon
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AlisLandale
10/20/18 6:10:28 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Do you not have a counter, or a shelf, or a cabinet, or anywhere else to store food? It seems counterproductive to put things on the floor...where you could step on it. >_>

OK you see, I was in my room and was about to lay down so I couldn't put it on my bed, and my table thing is slanted so I didn't want it to fall. It's the only logical lazy choice tbh.


So you have a can of crab you were going to eat. You took it into your room.

Were you going to prep it at all, or make something? Or eat it out of the can?

Is it a pull-top or do you need a can opener?
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:12:02 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
So you have a can of crab you were going to eat. You took it into your room.

Well I had it in my room in my emergency bag

AlisLandale posted...
Were you going to prep it at all, or make something? Or eat it out of the can?

I was gonna try putting it in a sandwich with like mayo (like tuna) but I decided on chicken

AlisLandale posted...
Is it a pull-top or do you need a can opener?

I needed a can opener
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AlisLandale
10/20/18 6:12:58 AM
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Do you have a can opener in your emergency bag?
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catboy0_0
10/20/18 6:13:07 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
only if it slapped me

With a salmon

in that instance I'd just bite the salmon. salmon is hella good
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Kajagogo
10/20/18 6:14:12 AM
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I think we should all chip in and get Docile a new 'table thing'. One that isn't slanted.
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:14:32 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Do you have a can opener in your emergency bag?

No, I need one tho. Like that thing that Steve1989MREInfo uses

catboy0_0 posted...
in that instance I'd just bite the salmon. salmon is hella good

DO YOU CHEW UNTIL IT BLEEDS
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:15:46 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
I think we should all chip in and get Docile a new 'table thing'. One that isn't slanted.

That would be swell tbh this one is like one of those hospital bedside table things that my brother had, and it's all fucked up. It literally looks like it has a chunk bitten out of it.
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AlisLandale
10/20/18 6:15:58 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Do you have a can opener in your emergency bag?

No, I need one tho. Like that thing that Steve1989MREInfo uses


So if there was an actual emergency, what did you intend to do with canned food but no can opener? >_>
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catboy0_0
10/20/18 6:18:13 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
So if there was an actual emergency, what did you intend to do with canned food but no can opener? >_>

well you see he planned ahead and didn't want to step on a can opener and have to go to the ER
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 6:25:15 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
So if there was an actual emergency, what did you intend to do with canned food but no can opener? >_>

Well we have one, so I guess I could put that one in there. I only took this one out when I realized we left our good one at the old house

catboy0_0 posted...
well you see he planned ahead and didn't want to step on a can opener and have to go to the ER

Yeah having a can opener inside you isn't a good time
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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 3:16:58 PM
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TeaMilk
10/20/18 3:20:07 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Yeah having a can opener inside you isn't a good time


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Pain

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DocileOrangeCup
10/20/18 3:22:18 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Yeah having a can opener inside you isn't a good time


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Pain

If the wrong way yeah
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