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Rikiaz 10/22/18 2:54:47 AM #1:	of their god. Together we slew their previous shaman and one of them has joined us in our adventure. It was fucking hilarious. Then we almost got murdered by bandits. --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:910944106] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote>of their god. Together we slew their previous shaman and one of them has joined us in our adventure. It was fucking hilarious. Then we almost got murdered by bandits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 10/22/18 2:56:02 AM #2:	I would give a lot so I wasn't so shy and could go and find a group. I would love to play D&D --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:910944136] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote>I would give a lot so I wasn't so shy and could go and find a group. I would love to play D&D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 10/22/18 3:51:11 AM #3:	If that wasn't planned and your DM allowed you to do it based on your character skills, you have a sweet group. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:910945234] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote>If that wasn't planned and your DM allowed you to do it based on your character skills, you have a sweet group.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 10/22/18 5:05:46 AM #4:	Did you get to abuse any female adventurers who were foolishly trying to kill your goblin army? --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:910946410] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote>Did you get to abuse any female adventurers who were foolishly trying to kill your goblin army?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 10/22/18 5:12:13 AM #5:	Rikiaz posted... Then we almost got murdered by bandits. I feel like you could tack this onto the end of any headline and it'd still be a pretty decent D&D campaign. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:910946486] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rikiaz posted...</cite> <quote>Then we almost got murdered by bandits.</quote> I feel like you could tack this onto the end of any headline and it'd still be a pretty decent D&D campaign.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 10/22/18 5:21:00 AM #7:	Goats posted... Eh it would take a very good leader to convince a goblin warren to follow a non goblinoid in my campaign. They are extremely stupid, arrogant, cliqueish, and petty. Leading them would mean keeping a bunch of plates spinning at once. Only for all of your work to go up in smoke the first time any real adversity strikes. Now they all think they'd make a better goblin king than you. Oh and any sort of combat means half of them roll over at a stiff breeze, making all that work genuinely not worth the time. goblins suck, man. Think bigger kyogre I mean, it's D&D. Their campaign could have hyper-competent goblins who are masters of ballet for all we know. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:910946632] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote><cite>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>Eh it would take a very good leader to convince a goblin warren to follow a non goblinoid in my campaign. They are extremely stupid, arrogant, cliqueish, and petty. Leading them would mean keeping a bunch of plates spinning at once. Only for all of your work to go up in smoke the first time any real adversity strikes. Now they all think they'd make a better goblin king than you. Oh and any sort of combat means half of them roll over at a stiff breeze, making all that work genuinely not worth the time. goblins suck, man. Think bigger kyogre</quote> I mean, it's D&D. Their campaign could have hyper-competent goblins who are masters of ballet for all we know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 10/22/18 2:28:33 PM #8:	loafy013 posted... If that wasn't planned and your DM allowed you to do it based on your character skills, you have a sweet group. Not planned at all. In fact I got bonus experience for it. Goats posted... Eh it would take a very good leader to convince a goblin warren to follow a non goblinoid in my campaign. They are extremely stupid, arrogant, cliqueish, and petty. Leading them would mean keeping a bunch of plates spinning at once. Only for all of your work to go up in smoke the first time any real adversity strikes. Now they all think they'd make a better goblin king than you. Oh and any sort of combat means half of them roll over at a stiff breeze, making all that work genuinely not worth the time. goblins suck, man. Think bigger kyogre Well we are level 1 so... --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:910966174] in So in my D... [t:77120490]...</cite> <quote><cite>loafy013 posted...</cite> <quote>If that wasn't planned and your DM allowed you to do it based on your character skills, you have a sweet group.</quote> Not planned at all. In fact I got bonus experience for it. <cite>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>Eh it would take a very good leader to convince a goblin warren to follow a non goblinoid in my campaign. They are extremely stupid, arrogant, cliqueish, and petty. Leading them would mean keeping a bunch of plates spinning at once. Only for all of your work to go up in smoke the first time any real adversity strikes. Now they all think they'd make a better goblin king than you. Oh and any sort of combat means half of them roll over at a stiff breeze, making all that work genuinely not worth the time. goblins suck, man. Think bigger kyogre</quote> Well we are level 1 so...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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