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In high school, people used to haze each other with a technique called "the typewriter." Everyone would pin me on the ground, and then one person would sit on my chest/stomach. The sitter would poke me in the chest and neck region while narrating a letter to Mom and Dad, and would occasionally go "DING!" and slap me across the face. Eventually, they'd let me stand up. Just when I thought it was all over, the hazers would retrieve the "letter" by giving me a wedgie until my underwear ripped off.
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my worst memory?

it doesn't top that so it doesn't matter
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I'm confused. Was doing this to someone the hazing ritual, or was doing it you the hazing ritual?

Kinny100 posted...

In high school, people used to haze each other with a technique called "the typewriter." Everyone would pin me on the ground, and then one person would sit on my chest/stomach. The sitter would poke me in the chest and neck region while narrating a letter to Mom and Dad, and would occasionally go "DING!" and slap me across the face. Eventually, they'd let me stand up. Just when I thought it was all over, the hazers would retrieve the "letter" by giving me a wedgie until my underwear ripped off.

Wow, wtf
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I thought wedgies only happened in old movies and tv shows
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All those times I got marked absent despite clearly responding "here" in class, and then my mom had to call the school and explain that I wasn't truant.

Or maybe how I didn't have any friends idk.
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As a Offensive lineman in football, they are not allowed to run a certain distance out. The once the pass was made, me being the idiot ran along with the reciever and cost the entire play with a penalty. the entire stadium was silent and staring at me
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My friends started a rumor that I had a crush on this one girl. Which, I did, but they didn't know that.
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i missed a chance to have a threesome with cheerleaders at my school because i didn't catch their hints at that time.

Oh I just remembered how this hot girl that sat next to me in French class stabbed me with a pencil and the lead broke off in my arm. It's still there to this day.

Also there was a girl in my senior year class that had a crush on me but I didn't find out until after graduation and she went overseas for an au pair thing for a year and she came back when I went to boot camp, but we started writing each other when I was in boot camp and then talking online and everything and finally we got together when I was home after graduation from tech school and we really hit it off. But then she started saying a lot of things that were crazy to me, and then I was living in another time zone and she would call me up at 3 AM when I had to be in class at 7 AM and it was really tiring and then she hooked up with a guy she met on Craigslist.

But uh. I don't know if that counts.
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A super public and embarrassing fight with my partner in debate in the middle of class. I assume the teacher let it run to course because it was amusing.

Getting three days detention for being late to class too often.

Failing the first semester of physics.

My first week of AP chemistry homework. It was a level of difficulty I'd not anticipated and what I thought I could finish on the Friday before a camping trip ruined my weekend. The lesson: start the homework ASAP and ask the teacher for office hours on difficult questions early when he still has time instead of later in the week when everyone else will do it.

Watching my dad cry at his mom's funeral.
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Had my nudes leaked. No face shots or anything that would really solidify them as mine, but the girl I dated at the time kinda gave it away.

Was super anxious for a week, it was really so bad I couldnt sleep, didnt talk, broke out in uncontrollable itches. Thought Id never live this down and worse, that the school officials were gonna get involved, but after a while I stopped caring when nothing really happened other than the random (often times hilarious) dick compliment Id get in the hallway.

Edit: accidentally chose spoilers instead of bold.
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