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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 2:07:57 PM #1: |
One anonymous bridezilla is being accused of going "too far after claiming she secretly fattened up her two stunning sisters before their bridesmaid duties, as she desperately wanted to be the center of attention and escape her lifelong fear of being the plain sister" on her big day.
In the searing essay published on Australian lifestyle site Whimn, the now-married author, who identifies herself as "Penny," details the wicked ploy she concocted, adding that it stemmed from a lifelong feeling of competition with her older and younger siblings even though she says the trio are super close. Penny justified the extreme measures, claiming that she and her sisters Maggie and Charlie all lived together under one roof with her fianc Richie before they tied the knot, which contributed to an "intense" atmosphere. Ive been planning my wedding since I knew what a bride was, and I knew I would get a little bridezilla-ish but this wedding-focused atmosphere may have sent me into the stratosphere, the author admitted. I started obsessing about every tiny detail and it was pretty much all I spoke about. Both of my sisters are gorgeous. I mean, stunning, Penny continues. I always felt like Jan Brady in the middle I wasnt as hot and popular as my older sister, and I wasnt as cute and fun as my younger sister. But I found a man who loved me for me and I couldnt be happier. "I knew I would get a little bridezilla-ish but this wedding-focused atmosphere may have sent me into the stratosphere," the bride said, adding that she "felt like Jan Brady in the middle" of her two sisters. Meeting with the photographer and considering dresses before her nuptials, Penny admittedly began to obsess over the impending wedding photos, and decided that she did not want to be reminded until my last day on earth that I was the plain sister. She began to form a devious plan to ensure that her sisters looked as ordinary as possible on my big day. Describing the three women as fair-skinned and blonde, the bridezilla selected neon yellow dresses for her sisters that made them appear washed out and slightly ill, before setting the worst part of her plan in motion. Penny claimed she began preparing special slimming breakfast smoothies for her sisters every morning in the months leading up to the big day, under the guise of helping everyone look our best." But what Penny instead gave her sisters were drinks prepared with mega-weight gain protein powder she bought at a bodybuilding shop. At first I went easy, but by the month before the wedding I was adding triple the prescribed amount into Maggie and Charlies smoothie, leaving my own simply as fruit and coconut water. When the wedding day finally dawned, the bride was thrilled that her stunt worked like a charm, as Maggie and Charlie each had to have their gowns altered for their thickening waistlines. The day went off without a hitch and everyone had a great time. I never thought for a moment on my wedding day that I wasnt the center of attention or the most important person in the room, the newlywed recalled in her essay. And now, when I look back on my wedding photos as I do often as weve got them displayed around the house I sometimes feel a twinge of guilt that Im standing there glowing and gorgeous in my bridal gown, and my sisters are looking washed out and chubby. But mostly I feel happy, Penny added, before concluding that shes glad Maggie and Charlie have both lost the weight that they unknowingly gained at her hands. Full ARticle: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/bridezilla-secretly-fattens-up-her-sister-bridesmaids-before-wedding-to-be-center-of-attention What would you do if this was your wife? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 10/24/18 2:09:09 PM #2: |
That's dumb. I intentionally picked my best looking friends to be groomsmen. I don't want uggos in my wedding photos.
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Butterfiles 10/24/18 2:09:42 PM #3: |
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Solid Sonic 10/24/18 2:09:47 PM #4: |
Mama mia those are some melons.
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 2:10:32 PM #5: |
Butterfiles posted...
is...that legal? No --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 10/24/18 2:13:47 PM #6: |
If I was the man, that would be enough to not marry her.
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Devimon 10/24/18 2:17:06 PM #7: |
pic not related, of course
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Mr_Biscuit 10/24/18 2:17:10 PM #8: |
Solid Sonic posted...
Mama mia those are some melons. Apparently not because those are gross af as a boob guy Also what a bitch --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 10/24/18 2:19:13 PM #9: |
Solid Sonic posted...
Mama mia those are some melons. I think that is a cosplay model arian saint amor who got giant plastics. --- chill02 to me: you are beautiful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 10/24/18 2:27:34 PM #10: |
No fucking way are those real
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Foppe 10/24/18 2:31:35 PM #11: |
Now that is a cleavage.
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theAteam 10/24/18 2:31:59 PM #12: |
Penny claimed she began preparing special slimming breakfast smoothies for her sisters every morning in the months leading up to the big day, under the guise of helping everyone look our best." But what Penny instead gave her sisters were drinks prepared with mega-weight gain protein powder she bought at a bodybuilding shop.
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Zikten 10/24/18 2:32:07 PM #13: |
article doesn't say how the sisters reacted when they found out
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/18 2:35:56 PM #14: |
Zikten posted...
article doesn't say how the sisters reacted when they found out They never did. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 10/24/18 2:36:06 PM #15: |
I want to be pummeled by those massive mammeries until im black and blue
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voldothegr8 10/24/18 2:38:43 PM #16: |
Big fat red flag for the new husband, yikes.
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Paper_Okami 10/24/18 2:38:48 PM #17: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
But I found a man who loved me for me and I couldnt be happier. this should have be enough for her. --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 10/24/18 2:39:09 PM #18: |
Lordgold666 posted...
I want to be pummeled by those massive mammeries until im black and blue If she's on top you might get your wish. Still, her poor back. --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/25/18 5:44:12 AM #19: |
Paper_Okami posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...But I found a man who loved me for me and I couldnt be happier. it never is --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 10/25/18 5:47:21 AM #20: |
Those bobs tho
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Dragonblade01 10/25/18 5:49:52 AM #21: |
Poor husband.
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SaithSayer 10/25/18 5:55:20 AM #22: |
I wonder if she ever went off by herself and did the infamous villain laugh.
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Duncanwii 10/25/18 5:57:12 AM #23: |
What would her reaction be if her sisters were still bett than her fat?
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gmanthebest 10/25/18 5:58:53 AM #24: |
What a psycho. Hope her sisters find out and drop her from their lives
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Solid Sonic 10/25/18 6:01:37 AM #25: |
gmanthebest posted...
What a psycho. Hope her sisters find out and drop her from their lives Youre saying people have to EARN love and them MAINTAIN it by not betraying each other or its GONE forever?!! --- Washable toilet paper. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asagi_mode_gone 10/25/18 6:07:04 AM #26: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
Solid Sonic posted...Mama mia those are some melons. She has a chest tattoo and plumped up lips, this lady doesn't. And Ariane wouldn't cover her tattoos up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 10/25/18 6:37:56 AM #27: |
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X-Pac_Heat 10/25/18 6:41:51 AM #28: |
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X-Pac_Heat 10/25/18 9:14:34 PM #29: |
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A_Good_Boy 10/25/18 9:19:31 PM #30: |
Imagine having someone make a smoothie for you everyday for months but never bothering to figure out what's inside or ever seeing it get made for you.
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Lord_Wombat 10/25/18 9:31:02 PM #31: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
What would you do if this was your wife? Bag her face --- "We're gonna kill 'em with kindness, but instead of hugs, we're gonna use bullets". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MARKINGRAM22 10/25/18 9:32:50 PM #32: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
Imagine having someone make a smoothie for you everyday for months but never bothering to figure out what's inside or ever seeing it get made for you. If my brother made me a smoothie I wouldnt trip. People make you food all the time that you dont see. Its not unusual you spaz. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sad_Face 10/25/18 9:35:51 PM #33: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
Imagine having someone make a smoothie for you everyday for months but never bothering to figure out what's inside or ever seeing it get made for you. Why would you question a gesture from someone you trust? --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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imkindafunny 10/25/18 9:42:50 PM #34: |
Bang her fat sisters, if I'm being honest.
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A_Good_Boy 10/25/18 9:43:34 PM #35: |
MARKINGRAM22 posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...Imagine having someone make a smoothie for you everyday for months but never bothering to figure out what's inside or ever seeing it get made for you. People making you food isn't unusual. What's unusual is having it done for you for months on end and never bothering to find out what's inside or seeing it be made. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 10/25/18 9:44:43 PM #36: |
Sad_Face posted...
Why would you question a gesture from someone you trust? Why would you never participate in making your daily smoothie? --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sad_Face 10/25/18 9:48:09 PM #37: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
Sad_Face posted...Why would you question a gesture from someone you trust? Speaking as someone whose dad makes smoothies for him, because I don't care enough to make it myself. Have you ever cooked for others? Don't you have a dish that you're proud of and others enjoy? Of course you'll be the one and the only one to make it since it's your specialty. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 10/25/18 9:48:29 PM #38: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
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Pepys Monster 10/25/18 9:53:47 PM #39: |
Everyone should cut this crazy bitch out of their lives.
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A_Good_Boy 10/25/18 10:55:34 PM #40: |
Sad_Face posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...Sad_Face posted...Why would you question a gesture from someone you trust? If your dad were making you special smoothies for the explicit purpose of losing weight, you wouldn't once question what's inside of it? If your dad was making you special smoothies every single day, you wouldn't act a little bit courteous and try to help learn how to make them so you can repay the favor? If you were drinking the same thing every single day for months on end you wouldn't question the sudden increase of the powder in your drink after months of the recipe being the same? --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delirious_Beard 10/25/18 11:04:36 PM #41: |
would drop that bitch asap
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dave_is_slick 10/25/18 11:22:23 PM #42: |
She deserves to be unhappy for the rest of her life for being such a spiteful bitch.
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UnfairRepresent 10/26/18 3:26:45 AM #43: |
dave_is_slick posted...
She deserves to be unhappy for the rest of her life for being such a spiteful bitch. wow --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/27/18 6:37:53 AM #44: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/28/18 7:13:53 AM #45: |
A_Good_Boy posted...
Sad_Face posted...A_Good_Boy posted...Sad_Face posted...Why would you question a gesture from someone you trust? someone has trust issues --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/29/18 11:43:57 AM #46: |
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