Current Events > ITT: The worst Stand names that don't exist

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Gonna Make You Sweat
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Forces the contents of a container to be "sweat" out in a liquid state.

The Village Green Preservation Society
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Makes an object absolutely impervious to modification. Energy emitted by an object at the time of its preservation will continue to be perpetually emitted at the same rate. Only one object may be preserved at a time. This could be a world-ending main villain Stand if its user were to preserve a nuclear explosion.

25 or 6 to 4
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Randomly scatters a target's actions within a five second span of time, throwing their timing off. For example, an affected pianist would play the same notes for the same duration, but the start time of each note would be completely random within the affected span of time.

I'd Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That
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Locks the target out of consciously engaging in one possible course of action. It's like if Heaven's Door wasn't completely OP.

Cum (On Feel The Noize)
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It's like a combination of Cream Starter and Sticky Fingers. It can put an object in to a gooey state like oil paint which eventually hardens in to place. Modifications made by Cum may be freely undone at any time by the user.

inb4zipperman
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