Current Events > My cousin just told me to show a girl my paystub to get her to like me.

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Veggeta_EDGE
10/30/18 11:51:18 AM
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I haven't thought about this nor have I ever considered using my occupation or how much money I make to make a girl like me. What is CE's opinion on this?

My cousin says it'll show her that you can financially support her and it'll make her like you immensely.
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EvalAngell
10/30/18 11:53:04 AM
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Yes back in my single days I always carried around a copy of my W2.
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Veggeta X
10/30/18 11:54:16 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
Yes back in my single days I always carried around a copy of my W2.

Shut the front door
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King_Hellebuyck
10/30/18 11:58:56 AM
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Ive used my occupation to get dates before, but I get free concert tickets from my job so it tied into the date. If youre just flashing money around then youre gonna get someone who just wants your money.
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spudger
10/30/18 11:59:03 AM
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show it to her then tell her she's getting none of it
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Veggeta X
10/30/18 11:59:29 AM
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spudger posted...
show it to her then tell her she's getting none of it

You done this?
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prettyprincess
10/30/18 12:00:57 PM
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suggest your immense wealth more subtly
let her know you sub to Netflix, HBO, AND Hulu
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Veggeta X
10/30/18 12:01:44 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
suggest your immense wealth more subtly
let her know you sub to Netflix, HBO, AND Hulu

Dayyummmmm why didn't I think of this.
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HylianFox
10/30/18 12:02:08 PM
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that's a funny thing to call your penis
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