Current Events > Scenario: Your kids walk in on you having sex
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UnfairRepresent 10/30/18 4:54:37 PM #1: |
You're having a really good time and quite into it when you hear the thumping of feet rushing up the stairs as your kids start shouting.
Daughter: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaad! Oliver broke my Xbox!" Son: "It's not true! You broke it! You're a liar! You're always lying, blaming me for what your fatass does!" Daughter: "I'm not fat! DAAAAAAAAAAAAD! He's picking on me" Son "I am not! You're the one who is picking on me! Like when you stole my bike!" Daughter: "Oh my God that is not what happened! Shut up! You're gonna be in so muc .... " And they burst into the room where you have their mother (or father) bent over going at it hard. Until suddenly you all make shocked eye contact  How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/30/18 4:59:18 PM #3: |
Highwind07 posted...
UR. Really? Not the ones involving aliens or like Adolf Hitler ressurections? This is one hundreds of people in the world experience every day. It's one of the more mudane ones that people have to deal with. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 10/30/18 4:59:52 PM #4: |
I call in my bodyguard, a big black British man named Wesley, and impress upon him the importance of leaving no witnesses
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Zikten 10/30/18 5:00:16 PM #5: |
I slap my daughter for being an XBot. ours is a playstation house
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YookaLaylee 10/30/18 5:01:13 PM #6: |
I close my eyes and pretend to be asleep until everyone else leaves the room
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thanosibe 10/30/18 5:04:12 PM #7: |
Well let's just say my teenage son has only opened our bedroom door once without knocking. I have no idea what he saw.
And just Monday when I put some shorts and left our room for the kitchen to get a drink the same son asked me how or why I had scratches on my back. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 10/30/18 5:08:16 PM #8: |
I'd tell them "Who told you you're allowed to come into our room without knocking? Get out." Then later, I would punish them.
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DoomSwell 10/30/18 5:10:38 PM #9: |
"Well I guess that means it's bed time then. Go tuck yourselves in while I finish tucking your mom in."
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Guide 10/30/18 5:11:34 PM #10: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/30/18 5:12:57 PM #11: |
Guide posted...
My door's locked. Problem averted. It was unlocked --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 10/30/18 5:13:24 PM #12: |
I saw him lock it.
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Guide 10/30/18 5:16:28 PM #13: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/30/18 5:16:56 PM #14: |
HighOnSolar posted...
I saw him lock it. What were you doing in his bedroom? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 10/30/18 5:17:16 PM #15: |
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HighOnSolar 10/30/18 5:18:33 PM #17: |
Watching him lock it.
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UnfairRepresent 10/30/18 5:29:02 PM #18: |
HighOnSolar posted...
Watching him lock it. That doesn't answer my question --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 10/30/18 5:29:47 PM #19: |
Its like how you have to have a third party there at your wedding to witness it, except with a bedroom door lock.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X 10/30/18 5:38:48 PM #20: |
You know there something call a door lock. Use it.
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UnfairRepresent 10/30/18 5:42:03 PM #21: |
Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
You know there something call a door lock. Use it. Yeah but this time you didn't --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 10/30/18 6:00:36 PM #22: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/31/18 2:55:40 AM #23: |
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Nidhoggr 10/31/18 2:57:49 AM #24: |
There was a woman who tried to kill her husband on their wedding night because he only had sex with her 4 times that night.
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SpiralDrift 10/31/18 3:31:40 AM #25: |
Neither of you little lards would be so lard if you actually rode that bike, so I'm calling bullshit on that one right now.
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UnfairRepresent 10/31/18 3:36:25 AM #26: |
SpiralDrift posted...
Neither of you little lards would be so lard if you actually rode that bike, so I'm calling bullshit on that one right now. what --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 10/31/18 3:38:24 AM #27: |
I'm a person who believes in productivity, so I keep going while scolding the kids at the same time
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Turbam 10/31/18 3:43:33 AM #28: |
The daughter has a fat ass?
She's gettin a spanking from daddy ( ) --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/01/18 8:25:29 AM #29: |
Turbam posted...
The daughter has a fat ass? dude.... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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