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PiOverlord
10/31/18 4:43:39 AM
#1:


And by no deed, I should say no climax because it's a little unfair to be having some woohoo time and claim you are facing the same struggles as people who are getting no pleasure by themselves or with a partner.

Why do we do this every year? I don't really know, it seems like we are literally restricting ourselves from something that might be one of our few sources of happiness, but whatever. It's kind of funny to see where our minds go after a few days of doing nothing I guess.

What is the goal? To restrict yourself from the point of climax either through self-pleasure or with a partner for a whole month. For many, it starts on November 1st, and ends on 1st of December, but obviously you can fail on like the 3rd and just make your last day the 3rd of December.

It's not a big deal, it's stupid, so don't stress about failing.

If you are planning on participating, maybe enjoy Halloween as much as possible. Last year, I think I made it around 5/6 days before something possessed me and I ended up shooting myself in the eye and hair. Let's hope I don't get myself in that sticky situation yet again.

The title of the topic is strictly for branding, don't get butthurt like people did last year.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/31/18 4:45:14 AM
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This isn't healthy. Stop it. Er.. Start it.
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Nidhoggr
10/31/18 4:47:15 AM
#3:


I have to sleep with my wife almost every night or else she gets cranky all the time and tells me she's going to cheat on me because I'm not sexually satisfying her. So I can't participate.
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PiOverlord
10/31/18 4:49:00 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
I have to sleep with my wife almost every night or else she gets cranky all the time and tells me she's going to cheat on me because I'm not sexually satisfying her. So I can't participate.

...interesting.
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MabusIncarnate
10/31/18 4:52:48 AM
#5:


PiOverlord posted...
And by no deed, I should say no climax because it's a little unfair to be having some woohoo time and claim you are facing the same struggles as people who are getting no pleasure by themselves or with a partner.

Why do we do this every year? I don't really know, it seems like we are literally restricting ourselves from something that might be one of our few sources of happiness, but whatever. It's kind of funny to see where our minds go after a few days of doing nothing I guess.

What is the goal? To restrict yourself from the point of climax either through self-pleasure or with a partner for a whole month. For many, it starts on November 1st, and ends on 1st of December, but obviously you can fail on like the 3rd and just make your last day the 3rd of December.

It's not a big deal, it's stupid, so don't stress about failing.

If you are planning on participating, maybe enjoy Halloween as much as possible. Last year, I think I made it around 5/6 days before something possessed me and I ended up shooting myself in the eye and hair. Let's hope I don't get myself in that sticky situation yet again.

The title of the topic is strictly for branding, don't get butthurt like people did last year.

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Eevee-Trainer
10/31/18 4:53:18 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
ends on 1st of December

a.k.a. "destroy dick december"
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PiOverlord
10/31/18 4:54:38 AM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
PiOverlord posted...
ends on 1st of December

a.k.a. "destroy dick december"

LOL!

I think a lot of us are going to be celebrating that before the first week of November even ends tbh. I probably will.
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_Lyonidias
10/31/18 4:56:12 AM
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Yeeeeeaaaah I deed up to like 3 times a day. No deed November aint happening here
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AsAnIndependent
10/31/18 4:56:58 AM
#9:


raise the bar

not deeding shouldn't be an accomplishment
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/31/18 4:57:49 AM
#10:


_Lyonidias posted...
Yeeeeeaaaah I deed up to like 3 times a day. No deed November aint happening here


Boyfriend isn't gettin the job done obviously...
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PiOverlord
10/31/18 4:58:14 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
Yeeeeeaaaah I deed up to like 3 times a day. No deed November aint happening here

It's not happening here either, I just try so hard, but then I get hard, and I fail.
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TeaMilk
10/31/18 5:35:39 AM
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10/31/18 6:23:18 AM
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_Lyonidias
10/31/18 7:23:30 AM
#14:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
_Lyonidias posted...
Yeeeeeaaaah I deed up to like 3 times a day. No deed November aint happening here


Boyfriend isn't gettin the job done obviously...


Hmm its almost like when you dont live in the same state its kinda hard to have sex several times a day
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FF_Redux
10/31/18 7:31:36 AM
#15:


No.

November is also prostate cancer awerenss month and ejaculating reduces that risk. We should be deeding more honestly.
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FF_Redux
10/31/18 7:33:47 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
I have to sleep with my wife almost every night or else she gets cranky all the time and tells me she's going to cheat on me because I'm not sexually satisfying her. So I can't participate.


If true then she is mentally abusing you.
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lww99
10/31/18 7:34:31 AM
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AvlButtslam
10/31/18 10:52:27 AM
#18:


I'll quit jerking for November but I'm still gonna have sex
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Nidhoggr
10/31/18 11:03:43 AM
#19:


FF_Redux posted...
Nidhoggr posted...
I have to sleep with my wife almost every night or else she gets cranky all the time and tells me she's going to cheat on me because I'm not sexually satisfying her. So I can't participate.


If true then she is mentally abusing you.

Eh it sounds worse than it is. Life could be worse.
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PiOverlord
10/31/18 3:28:21 PM
#20:


Bump for busier CE hours.
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Orthopox12
10/31/18 3:29:23 PM
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So does edging count?
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Solid Sonic
10/31/18 3:31:14 PM
#22:


Nidhoggr posted...
I have to sleep with my wife almost every night or else she gets cranky all the time and tells me she's going to cheat on me because I'm not sexually satisfying her. So I can't participate.

I would say there's something underlying that.
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Garioshi
10/31/18 3:32:45 PM
#23:


Not nutting or shaving
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hollow_shrine
10/31/18 3:33:23 PM
#24:


Isn't November Prostate Cancer Awareness month?

Aren't prostates happier when they get some regular relief.

Why would you deny your special friend on his special month?
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PiOverlord
11/01/18 12:31:04 AM
#25:


A long month ahead, jk, like a long week, no... a long few days ahead my boys.

Get your last deeds in.
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KainWind
11/01/18 1:32:03 AM
#26:


I'm pretty sure I did it like 4 times max in October. Still unlikely that I go all of November without though.
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PiOverlord
11/01/18 1:38:34 AM
#27:


KainWind posted...
I'm pretty sure I did it like 4 times max in October. Still unlikely that I go all of November without though.

Good luck. I'm going to get one last one in, and then go as far as one can go. I'm hoping to gain superpowers by day 6.
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Garioshi
11/01/18 8:41:24 AM
#28:


8 hours in, going strong
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happibivouac
11/01/18 9:02:44 AM
#29:


I'm just rocking a mustache AND not dingin my dong.
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Blue_Dream87
11/01/18 4:30:55 PM
#30:


I just make bets among friends to inspire us. Need them psychic powers man
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Trumpo
11/01/18 8:55:34 PM
#31:


I'm in
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Smashingpmkns
11/01/18 8:57:16 PM
#32:


Yeah I already lost. Whoops.
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PiOverlord
11/01/18 9:07:04 PM
#33:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Yeah I already lost. Whoops.

Try again.
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Garioshi
11/01/18 9:07:15 PM
#34:


Day 1 down, I can already levitate small objects.
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SoIidLegacy
11/01/18 9:23:26 PM
#35:


When did the rule of not having sex come up? Back when we started this tradition, I thought we collectively agreed on no deeding/edging, but sex is alright. After all, we wouldn't want to prevent a fellow CEman from getting laid.
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PiOverlord
11/01/18 9:25:16 PM
#36:


SoIidLegacy posted...
When did the rule of not having sex come up? Back when we started this tradition, I thought we collectively agreed on no deeding/edging, but sex is alright. After all, we wouldn't want to prevent a fellow CEman from getting laid.

Because it's cheating. If they have sex, then I wouldn't really consider that a loss anyways.
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OffTempo
11/02/18 12:51:14 AM
#37:


CE we got this. Its not even hard. You can do it. Whoo!
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SoIidLegacy
11/02/18 5:36:47 AM
#38:


PiOverlord posted...
SoIidLegacy posted...
When did the rule of not having sex come up? Back when we started this tradition, I thought we collectively agreed on no deeding/edging, but sex is alright. After all, we wouldn't want to prevent a fellow CEman from getting laid.

Because it's cheating. If they have sex, then I wouldn't really consider that a loss anyways.


I found the quote below in another No Nut in November topic (which has pretty much derailed into an off-topic NO U'ing contest).

Ultima Dragon posted...
Most (if not all of the benefits) can be observed simply by not using porn or not masturbating. Definitely feel free to continue having sex with your wives and/or girlfriends.

Don't ask me how your body knows the difference, it just does. Not all nuts are created equal.


He has a point. No sense in abstaining from sexual activity altogether if there's no benefit. Simply no porn and no near-daily deeding can help fix problems like lack of lust and ED.
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PiOverlord
11/02/18 5:43:39 AM
#39:


It's really just excuses used so people who have sex can join in, but you can't really say you are struggling in the same regard as people who are reaching no climax in general.

Feel free to create your own group, but this topic is for the boys (and girls) who aren't partaking in any sort of climax.
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Lord_Wombat
11/02/18 5:45:22 AM
#40:


PiOverlord posted...
And by no deed, I should say no climax because it's a little unfair to be having some woohoo time and claim you are facing the same struggles as people who are getting no pleasure by themselves or with a partner.

I'm out
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happibivouac
11/02/18 8:14:25 AM
#41:


Day 2: Brain fog is lifting. Vision improving.
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PiOverlord
11/02/18 11:41:07 PM
#42:


Wow, this was a hard day, both figuratively and literally, at least when I first woke up. These dreams man.
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_Lyonidias
11/03/18 6:09:20 AM
#43:


I lost literally half an hour after November started lmao
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SpiralDrift
11/03/18 6:13:12 AM
#44:


I forgot to post when I opted in but I'm in. Last time was the 30th.

God give me the strength. All of the most fucked up sexual scenarios are playing at 16x speed at the same time in my head right now and I don't know how to stop it.
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Turbam
11/03/18 6:18:46 AM
#45:


Forget that
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PiOverlord
11/03/18 6:23:07 AM
#46:


SpiralDrift posted...
I forgot to post when I opted in but I'm in. Last time was the 30th.

God give me the strength. All of the most fucked up sexual scenarios are playing at 16x speed at the same time in my head right now and I don't know how to stop it.

Yeah, it can get crazy just where our minds will go.
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PiOverlord
11/03/18 11:12:07 AM
#47:


I lost, and my failure wasn't as climactic as it was last time.

Trying again, if I succeed, I will last until the 3rd of December. If it wasn't for this damn Smash tourney that I have to wait another hour for, I would have been asleep. Instead, I'm tired, primitive, and in need of time-killing.
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MrK3V
11/03/18 11:13:13 AM
#48:


Remember Fap Free February

then fap got banned for a while
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Turbam
11/03/18 4:11:12 PM
#49:


PiOverlord posted...
I lost, and my failure wasn't as climactic as it was last time.

Trying again, if I succeed, I will last until the 3rd of December. If it wasn't for this damn Smash tourney that I have to wait another hour for, I would have been asleep. Instead, I'm tired, primitive, and in need of time-killing.

Who was it?
What waifu killed your mojo?
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11/03/18 4:16:41 PM
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