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hotcegaI
10/31/18 11:57:15 AM
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I get it. You need me. I don't need you.
Now fuck off messaging me.
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EndOfDiscOne
10/31/18 11:58:06 AM
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Dat female privilege
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YukihoHagiwara
10/31/18 11:58:53 AM
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just tell them you're insane I guarantee they'll stop calling
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 11:59:27 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Dat female privilege

ugh maybe

YukihoHagiwara posted...
just tell them you're insane I guarantee they'll stop calling

they don't call
I never put my cell number up online
they like message you with insulting offers
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YukihoHagiwara
10/31/18 12:00:27 PM
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call them and tell them you're insane and the texts are triggering you
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pinky0926
10/31/18 12:04:05 PM
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Being pestered by people offering you a job

truly a first world privilege lol
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gp1829
10/31/18 12:06:17 PM
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Just reply stop. It's really not hard.
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NinjaBreakfast
10/31/18 12:07:26 PM
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Lots of call centres recruiting huh
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 12:08:12 PM
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why are they stupid
yes i know you're giving me another 10k
no i don't want to fucking double my commute
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CableZL
10/31/18 12:08:46 PM
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 12:19:59 PM
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thank you for telling me all about the company apart from the name or the location
really thank you
the fact your opening line is telling me about the great location and never mentions where is really awesome
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BlazinBlue88
10/31/18 12:20:38 PM
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My main issue is that they don't care what your current experience is compared to the job they are offering. They're just spamming out emails hoping someone will bite.

Why the fuck am I being offered a Level 1 helpdesk job when you can clearly see on my profile/resume that I have nearly 10 years of experience building server infrastructure from the ground up? Oh right because that one sentence at the bottom of your email saying to pass this offer along to a friend if it would interest them.
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pinky0926
10/31/18 12:21:45 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
My main issue is that they don't care what your current experience is compared to the job they are offering. They're just spamming out emails hoping someone will bite.

Why the fuck am I being offered a Level 1 helpdesk job when you can clearly see on my profile/resume that I have nearly 10 years of experience building server infrastructure from the ground up? Oh right because that one sentence at the bottom of your email saying to pass this offer along to a friend if it would interest them.


It is really annoying when the recruiter is not remotely literate in the industry they're recruiting for.
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cmiller4642
10/31/18 12:23:07 PM
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 12:29:07 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDbvVFffWV4" data-time="

There is a Simpsons for everything
I really like this one
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 12:39:16 PM
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I like calculating hourly
it makes me smile when I realize that 28 of the 32 hours I work is paying me to watch youtube

my updated resume?
bitch I ain't got no current one
prepared to be lied to
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 12:56:20 PM
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Updated resume: copy and paste wahtever garbage the last bitch who gave me the job posted
winning!
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Annihilated
10/31/18 12:58:23 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Being pestered by people offering you a job

truly a first world privilege lol


>recruiters
>"offering you a job"

lol
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 12:59:58 PM
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Annihilated posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Being pestered by people offering you a job

truly a first world privilege lol


>recruiters
>"offering you a job"

lol

I mean they do
it's just a case of I'm above the trash they offer you

maybe in your country they're useless
not here
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Annihilated
10/31/18 1:02:29 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
Annihilated posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Being pestered by people offering you a job

truly a first world privilege lol


>recruiters
>"offering you a job"

lol

I mean they do
it's just a case of I'm above the trash they offer you

maybe in your country they're useless
not here


90% of the useless recruiters are in India, if you can even call them recruiters. The rest have no say in whether you get a job or even an interview from the hiring manager. "Offering you a job" lol
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 1:03:28 PM
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Annihilated posted...

90% of the useless recruiters are in India, if you can even call them recruiters. The rest have no say in whether you get a job or even an interview from the hiring manager. "Offering you a job" lol

Oh okay then yes
here they'll basically beg you to go with them because comission and you get a lot of money for being barely a monkey than can beat a keyboard oncommand
it's fun
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ALLCAPSNOSPACES
10/31/18 1:04:13 PM
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Nobody cares brutal
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BlazinBlue88
10/31/18 2:17:01 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
My main issue is that they don't care what your current experience is compared to the job they are offering. They're just spamming out emails hoping someone will bite.

Why the fuck am I being offered a Level 1 helpdesk job when you can clearly see on my profile/resume that I have nearly 10 years of experience building server infrastructure from the ground up? Oh right because that one sentence at the bottom of your email saying to pass this offer along to a friend if it would interest them.


It is really annoying when the recruiter is not remotely literate in the industry they're recruiting for.

Idk what it is with my area but a ton of recruiters that are specifically IT recruiters are these business degree valley girls that have no idea what a server even is. I basically have to explain to them why the items on my resume are the same things they are looking for. I shouldn't have to teach a recruiter IT stuff in order to get my resume passed along.
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SailorGoon
10/31/18 2:18:48 PM
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Recruiters have nothing to want to do with me, which sucks because I actually want to serve
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