Current Events > So my co-worker had on kitty face paint today.

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Volkswagen_Bros
10/31/18 6:09:18 PM
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Looked cute as hell. I tell her "What if some old-ass creepy dude asks you to purr?", she says "Ewwwww, why would you even think that situation would happen?" I say "It could or could not potentially happen, my lady".

Then right before I left, I tell her "(Name). Be a good kitty. Thank you". Her reaction was priceless.

Mmmm
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Cornmuffins
10/31/18 6:09:36 PM
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Fuck off creep
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TheKentster
10/31/18 6:10:10 PM
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Kawaii! ^_^
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 6:10:29 PM
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Please stop posting disgusting fantasies
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prince_leo
10/31/18 6:10:33 PM
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electricbugs2
10/31/18 6:10:41 PM
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Shut the fuck up
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/31/18 6:11:24 PM
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Get banned already
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Black_Arch
10/31/18 6:17:46 PM
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I fucked her.
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RebelElite791
10/31/18 6:22:38 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
my lady

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Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more.
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/31/18 7:38:35 PM
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Don't blame me, I tend to get overwhelmed at the presence of cuties. That's right.
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VectorChaos
10/31/18 7:39:15 PM
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prince_leo posted...
jesus christ


Jesus can't even help here
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 7:39:24 PM
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volks between you and vegy i'm not sure who I'm more relieved never sets foot outside their home
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DarthGravid
10/31/18 7:45:54 PM
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TS7QK0Q
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ProfessorKukui
10/31/18 7:47:59 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/31/18 7:51:28 PM
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Me and Vegy are harmless. We just happen to be infatuated with cute women.
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hotcegaI
10/31/18 7:51:57 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Me and Vegy are harmless

right
and I agree that Trump is the savior of America
/s
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Ryetoast
10/31/18 7:53:08 PM
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If you're gonna get fired you might as well have said you have a nice pussy.
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/31/18 7:53:27 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Me and Vegy are harmless

right
and I agree that Trump is the savior of America
/s

@ssj3vegeta
@Vegy
@V-E-G-Y-

Come clear your name my brother.
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Ryetoast
10/31/18 7:55:00 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
hotcegaI posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Me and Vegy are harmless

right
and I agree that Trump is the savior of America
/s

@ssj3vegeta
@Vegy
@V-E-G-Y-

Come clear your name my brother.


Why don't you post drawings anymore?

More tolerable when you weren't a creep 24/7.
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ssj3vegeta
10/31/18 7:55:12 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
hotcegaI posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Me and Vegy are harmless

right
and I agree that Trump is the savior of America
/s

@ssj3vegeta
@Vegy
@V-E-G-Y-

Come clear your name my brother.

its funny cause dat user is brutal lol
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/31/18 7:56:18 PM
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I reckon' this is their other alt.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/jalawa_aloo
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/31/18 9:37:16 PM
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Volkswagen Man I 'am.
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Ryetoast
10/31/18 11:17:11 PM
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Post drawings.
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LethalAffinity
10/31/18 11:18:21 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/01/18 7:05:50 PM
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God Bless them cuties.
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GameboyTroy
11/01/18 7:49:48 PM
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I say keep on flirting with your coworker, TC.
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NibeIungsnarf
11/01/18 7:51:11 PM
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In this topic: TC is super creepy while pretending to be defending girls from creepy people

I smell a jail cell in his future.
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Funkydog
11/01/18 7:53:35 PM
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Conflict posted...
How are you not fired yet

I doubt someone is going to get fired for made up nonsense on CE.
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/01/18 10:01:41 PM
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The girl's taken, I'm not pursuing that. As soon as she walked in, I had to compliment her kitty face. She was as enthusiastic about it as I was.

Also, somebody asked for a drawing.

z4tzJV0

That's all you're getting from the Volks man.
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:06:54 AM
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No, the gimmick of you pretending to be a hot CEgal, looking for bras to buy and what colors to choose.
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:07:47 AM
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Gonna give this one last post before it ceases to be.
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awesome999
11/04/18 12:10:01 AM
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VB being VB
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catboy0_0
11/04/18 12:13:13 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
No, the gimmick of you pretending to be a hot CEgal, looking for bras to buy and what colors to choose.

were you disappointed when you found out
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one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:15:33 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
No, the gimmick of you pretending to be a hot CEgal, looking for bras to buy and what colors to choose.

were you disappointed when you found out

Nope.

However, I was disappoint with your profile picture change. Cat in tree was bound to be a classic.
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:22:48 AM
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Can't help myself when I'm in the vicinity of cuties. Even if I didn't work there, I'd still point out how cute she looked in that kitty face paint.
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TheAnthraxBunny
11/04/18 12:25:57 AM
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Conflict posted...
How are you not fired yet

This. How often do you do stuff like this?
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Alphamon
11/04/18 12:28:19 AM
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Conflict posted...
How are you not fired yet
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:33:03 AM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Conflict posted...
How are you not fired yet

This. How often do you do stuff like this?

Every now and then, but for the most part, they all laugh it off. There's never been an instance where someone has felt appalled at what I've told them.
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hotcegaI
11/04/18 12:35:57 AM
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so a woman is clearly fucking uncomfortable and you continue to do what made her uncomfortable

I honestly hope this is a gimmick you have on here and don't interact with any women ever
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:43:26 AM
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hotcegaI posted...
so a woman is clearly f***ing uncomfortable and you continue to do what made her uncomfortable

My friend. No need to be so over-dramatic. I'm certain she found it humorous given we're acquaintances. I'm certain she would've felt more uncomfortable with someone much older who has no understanding of personal space.
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hotcegaI
11/04/18 12:44:15 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

My friend.

Fuck off. I do enough to avoid men like you in person.
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catboy0_0
11/04/18 12:45:19 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
"It could or could not potentially happen, my lady".

*tips fedora*
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 12:45:23 AM
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You're really committed to that gimmick, aren't you.
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ModLogic
11/04/18 12:45:55 AM
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hotcegaI
11/04/18 12:51:15 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
You're really committed to that gimmick, aren't you.

your response to me not condoning harassment is to claim I'm a gimmick

there's a reason you only interact with women online
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