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GbanyaGanja43 10/31/18 8:02:13 PM #1: |
I stroked my neck's beard. The butterfly IV withdrew a deep crimson, filling a test tube. Centrifuging my blood, my vitae, would test for adult-onset diabetes, for which they will say my Doritos lust is the cause. The nurse placed the red vials in their slots on the circle. With a twinkle in my eye and a loose thread on my fedora, I asked of the nurse,
"Quick, what's this centrifuge's revolutions per minute?" She said she didn't know. A grin curved along my face. "I was just wondering. I can see how fast it goes with some simple angular velocity equations. Centripetal force given the mass of my blood and the tube and all that. But you wouldn't know that, would you? I bet you couldn't even tell me what the acceleration due to gravity is, could you?" A tear blinked out of her eye. "Nine point eight one meters per second squared." --- f***'in prawns! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C_Pain 10/31/18 8:02:58 PM #2: |
I'm not sure if it's funny because it's so on the nose, but maybe that's the charm. I appreciate it though TC.
--- How quaint. Join the Dank Chamber today: https://discord.gg/YwmDmtZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Looked gf 10/31/18 8:04:34 PM #4: |
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thronedfire2 10/31/18 8:08:10 PM #5: |
I don't get it
--- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PhazonReborn 10/31/18 8:09:17 PM #6: |
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--- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 10/31/18 8:09:32 PM #7: |
thronedfire2 posted...
I don't get it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/31/18 8:12:22 PM #8: |
@_Lyonidias
What's this guy yappin on about? Joestarr got banned again???? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeuralLaxative 10/31/18 8:13:49 PM #9: |
Should have asked her an actually difficult question, smh.
If it takes 5 yards of silk to sew a pink elephant a gold vest, how long does it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 10/31/18 8:14:54 PM #10: |
TC was a neck beard
But TC is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 --- Well allons-y, Alonso! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hulkasaurusrex 10/31/18 8:16:54 PM #11: |
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