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Timohtep
10/31/18 10:03:19 PM
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Like after I itch my nuts or my armpit or something, I HAVE to sniff my hand. I am compelled. I have to do it. She thinks it's weird.
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P4wn4g3
10/31/18 10:05:43 PM
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Scratch her nuts, that will show her
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spudger
10/31/18 10:06:11 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Scratch her nuts, that will show her

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Ultima Dragon
10/31/18 10:12:45 PM
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I think the scents aren't as offensive to you because it's your own body. Could even be some sort of evolutionary thing where you are checking if everything smells "normal" or whatever. Bad smells could be a sign of infection or disease.
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Timohtep
10/31/18 10:23:53 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
I think the scents aren't as offensive to you because it's your own body. Could even be some sort of evolutionary thing where you are checking if everything smells "normal" or whatever. Bad smells could be a sign of infection or disease.

I will do the same if it's her body too
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Timohtep
10/31/18 10:53:52 PM
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DarthAragorn
10/31/18 10:54:27 PM
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I thought I was the only one that did this
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Timohtep
10/31/18 10:56:28 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
I thought I was the only one that did this

If you're a dude and you don't do this then you're not human
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AlisLandale
10/31/18 11:00:36 PM
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Supposedly this is a biological instinct. You can probably google it if you want to prove them.
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Bananana
10/31/18 11:06:24 PM
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spudger posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
Scratch her nuts, that will show her
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/31/18 11:09:32 PM
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If you don't check the scent of your own genitals at least once in a while, you literally don't exist or somehow have the ability to lie about existing in spite of not existing and therefore not being available to anyone call you non-existent because they wouldn't know you exist in the place so this post doesn't exist and neither do you so carry and you didn't read any of this post before the word 'read' so let that statement fully hijack your memory 100%. You didn't remember anything in this conversation before I typed If for the first time in this topic. Prior to that I neither agreed or disagreed with any premise suggested or not suggested in this post, figuratively or literally <3 <3 <3
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Timohtep
10/31/18 11:41:19 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
If you don't check the scent of your own genitals at least once in a while, you literally don't exist or somehow have the ability to lie about existing in spite of not existing and therefore not being available to anyone call you non-existent because they wouldn't know you exist in the place so this post doesn't exist and neither do you so carry and you didn't read any of this post before the word 'read' so let that statement fully hijack your memory 100%. You didn't remember anything in this conversation before I typed If for the first time in this topic. Prior to that I neither agreed or disagreed with any premise suggested or not suggested in this post, figuratively or literally <3 <3 <3

Bro please I am not sober
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Timohtep
11/01/18 1:37:26 AM
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PhazonReborn
11/01/18 2:04:23 AM
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I do this
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Valesa
11/01/18 2:06:50 AM
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This is a thing guys regularly do or?
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Guerrilla Soldier
11/01/18 2:20:52 AM
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Valesa posted...
This is a thing guys regularly do or?

this topic is a good example of a "vocal minority"
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Valesa
11/01/18 2:22:24 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
Valesa posted...
This is a thing guys regularly do or?

this topic is a good example of a "vocal minority"

Noted. Lol.
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Kisai
11/01/18 2:24:02 AM
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That is weird, what the hell.
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TheCyborgNinja
11/01/18 2:26:22 AM
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The German football coach got busted fondling his balls then sniffing his fingers on the sidelines.
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