Current Events > Adult cynicism kinda ruins Hocus Pocus.

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Thackery Binks has spent 300 years as a cat; unable to die until the Sanderson Sisters' curse is lifted.

At some point, the dude definitely fucked some lady cats. Imagine if you couldn't die, couldn't age, and were trapped with a raging teenage male libido. How long could you hold out? He probably remained chaste for decades on end out of respect for his own humanity.

But after a century, the he probably said "Screw it, I'm a cat. I've been a cat far, far longer than I was ever human" and gave into his urges. There are probably descendants of Thackery running around all over the place.

Pussy pussy is pussy, pussy
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