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Pirate_Harris 11/01/18 8:51:02 AM #1:	If it's about my life, I've heard it already --- I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No Currently into: Red Dead Redemption <cite>Pirate_Harris posted [p:911572806] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>If it's about my life, I've heard it already</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hotcegaI 11/01/18 8:53:14 AM #2:	No matter how hard we try in life nobody will ever leave a mark without being involved in a terrible event. You look at Lincoln? He was involved in the war for slavery. Sure, sure he was a hero but he'll only be a hero because he stopped a horrible thing. So really, without horrible events, we're doomed to be forgotten. Enjoy! <cite>hotcegaI posted [p:911572862] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>No matter how hard we try in life nobody will ever leave a mark without being involved in a terrible event. You look at Lincoln? He was involved in the war for slavery. Sure, sure he was a hero but he'll only be a hero because he stopped a horrible thing. So really, without horrible events, we're doomed to be forgotten. Enjoy!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirate_Harris 11/01/18 8:54:59 AM #3:	hotcegaI posted... No matter how hard we try in life nobody will ever leave a mark without being involved in a terrible event. You look at Lincoln? He was involved in the war for slavery. Sure, sure he was a hero but he'll only be a hero because he stopped a horrible thing. So really, without horrible events, we're doomed to be forgotten. Enjoy! This fills me with determination --- I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No Currently into: Red Dead Redemption <cite>Pirate_Harris posted [p:911572936] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote><cite>hotcegaI posted...</cite> <quote>No matter how hard we try in life nobody will ever leave a mark without being involved in a terrible event. You look at Lincoln? He was involved in the war for slavery. Sure, sure he was a hero but he'll only be a hero because he stopped a horrible thing. So really, without horrible events, we're doomed to be forgotten. Enjoy!</quote> This fills me with determination</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
happibivouac 11/01/18 8:59:17 AM #4:	Me. --- 1,2,3,4,5,6 DO IT! <cite>happibivouac posted [p:911573072] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>Me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirate_Harris 11/01/18 9:00:25 AM #5:	happibivouac posted... Me. Hahahahahaha I don't get it --- I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No Currently into: Red Dead Redemption <cite>Pirate_Harris posted [p:911573114] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote><cite>happibivouac posted...</cite> <quote>Me.</quote> Hahahahahaha I don't get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 11/01/18 9:00:57 AM #6:	Pirate_Harris posted... hotcegaI posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBkTbx4rTt4" data-time=" This fills me with determination <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:911573124] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pirate_Harris posted...</cite> <quote><cite>hotcegaI posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBkTbx4rTt4" data-time="</quote> This fills me with determination</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 11/01/18 9:07:36 AM #7:	What did Spock find in the bathroom? ~~Captain's log~~ --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 25408 losses. <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:911573335] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>What did Spock find in the bathroom? Captain's log</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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l Dudeboy l 11/01/18 9:11:51 AM #9:	I stole this joke from somewhere online, and it never fails to make people laugh irl, What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? ~~One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!~~ --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:911573508] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>I stole this joke from somewhere online, and it never fails to make people laugh irl, What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkAndEpona 11/01/18 9:11:53 AM #10:	Dyinglegacy posted... What did Spock find in the bathroom? ~~Captain's log~~ Lmao <cite>LinkAndEpona posted [p:911573511] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>What did Spock find in the bathroom? Captain's log</quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 11/01/18 9:12:15 AM #11:	The Dallas Cowboys --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:911573538] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>The Dallas Cowboys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 11/01/18 9:15:50 AM #12:	--- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:911573697] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OBCD 11/01/18 9:16:23 AM #13:	Why do bla.. nvm <cite>OBCD posted [p:911573718] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>Why do bla.. nvm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 11/01/18 9:52:14 AM #14:	l Dudeboy l posted... I stole this joke from somewhere online, and it never fails to make people laugh irl, What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? ~~One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!~~ This reminds me of this one. What's the difference between a woman in the tub and a woman in church? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole. <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:911575355] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote><cite>l Dudeboy l posted...</cite> <quote>I stole this joke from somewhere online, and it never fails to make people laugh irl, What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!</quote> This reminds me of this one. What's the difference between a woman in the tub and a woman in church? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 11/01/18 9:57:56 AM #15:	What's the difference between Katy Perry and Vegy? Only one of them has kissed a girl before. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:911575677] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between Katy Perry and Vegy? Only one of them has kissed a girl before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 11/01/18 9:59:24 AM #16:	Quote me if you can't think of a joke that wouldn't get you banned. <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:911575761] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>Quote me if you can't think of a joke that wouldn't get you banned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/01/18 10:15:23 AM #17:	"donald trump" laugh track plays --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:911576809] in Tell me a ... [t:77155947]...</cite> <quote>"donald trump" laugh track plays</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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