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Solid Sonic
11/01/18 3:41:10 PM
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I mean...ew.

That slobber and the long floppy tongue that probably touched something icky and the rank dog breath...
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hotcegaI
11/01/18 3:42:03 PM
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*smiles*
Please stop posting
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Guide
11/01/18 3:42:22 PM
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get better at life tc
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eston
11/01/18 3:43:33 PM
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Yeah fuck that, I don't want dogs licking me

I have two of them so it's not like I dislike dogs, I just don't need their smelly saliva on me
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WilliamPorygon
11/01/18 3:44:06 PM
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VipaGTS
11/01/18 3:44:40 PM
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People who let their dogs kiss their mouth are gross. I can get a quick lick here or kissing the dog on its cheek or whatever but then you have some people who just sit there for 20 seconds while their dog French kisses their entire face...the fuck is up with that?
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X-Pac_Heat
11/01/18 3:45:10 PM
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I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.
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VipaGTS
11/01/18 3:58:32 PM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.

Interesting that you make that connection. On one hand you only do that with female partners who know what proper hygien is...on the other hand dogs lick your mouth with the same tongue that they sometimes use to literally eat their own shit, and any other shit they may come across.

...Im just saying.
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kingdrake2
11/01/18 4:03:26 PM
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my dog doesn't do that as often anymore. does like to be petted whenever i have the chance.
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Touch
11/01/18 4:16:48 PM
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Aren't dog tongues really clean or some weird ass statistic like that
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Hawaiian_punch
11/01/18 4:18:11 PM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.
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SquirrelyDan
11/01/18 4:19:45 PM
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Touch posted...
Aren't dog tongues really clean or some weird ass statistic like that

Until they lick their genitals or ass, maybe.
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hotcegaI
11/01/18 4:19:59 PM
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Touch posted...
Aren't dog tongues really clean or some weird ass statistic like that

So I'd bleach but people shouldnt put that in their fucking mouth
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Hawaiian_punch
11/01/18 4:21:24 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.

Interesting that you make that connection. On one hand you only do that with female partners who know what proper hygien is...on the other hand dogs lick your mouth with the same tongue that they sometimes use to literally eat their own shit, and any other shit they may come across.

...Im just saying.


A few things:

1) I dont get dog kisses, thats gross. I let my dog lick my hand and then I quickly wash my hands.
2) not all dogs eat their own poop or lick their privates. My dog doesnt.
3) an asshole is an asshole. Unless the girl just had an enema and then a shower youre basically getting a lot of gross germs and poop derivates onto you. And ass smells like ass if you got your nose right next to the entrance lol.
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Youngster_Joey_
11/01/18 4:23:48 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.

Interesting that you make that connection. On one hand you only do that with female partners who know what proper hygien is...on the other hand dogs lick your mouth with the same tongue that they sometimes use to literally eat their own shit, and any other shit they may come across.

...Im just saying.


You don't literally french kiss your fucking dog.

While eating ass is eating ass.

Seriously, the fuck is wrong with you?
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Sexypwnstar
11/01/18 4:25:11 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.

Interesting that you make that connection. On one hand you only do that with female partners who know what proper hygien is...on the other hand dogs lick your mouth with the same tongue that they sometimes use to literally eat their own shit, and any other shit they may come across.

...Im just saying.


Your dog is fucked up then, my dog never eats his or other dogs shit
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Lost_All_Senses
11/01/18 4:30:07 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
VipaGTS posted...
X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.

Interesting that you make that connection. On one hand you only do that with female partners who know what proper hygien is...on the other hand dogs lick your mouth with the same tongue that they sometimes use to literally eat their own shit, and any other shit they may come across.

...Im just saying.


Your dog is fucked up then, my dog never eats his or other dogs shit


*Forgets to feed dog* "ew, nasty fucker eating his own shit"
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Caution999
11/01/18 4:37:59 PM
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@The_Doge
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Jerry_Hellyeah
11/01/18 5:15:42 PM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
I bet you guys that hate dog kisses also proclaim that eating asshole is great.


I thought this was a stupid statement until I saw all the responses. Goddammit GameFAQs is sad. They're really in here trying to sell butt munching, AS USUAL.
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Hawaiian_punch
11/01/18 6:23:03 PM
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The_Doge
11/01/18 8:06:40 PM
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I'm super clean and give amaze kissis
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HashtagTartarus
11/01/18 9:00:55 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

You don't literally french kiss your fucking dog.



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Zack_Attackv1
11/01/18 9:26:27 PM
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