Current Events > Jehovah's Witnesses girl came up to my house.

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PogonaVitticeps 11/01/18 9:31:18 PM #1:	She was blonde, young, and cute, so I pretended that I cared. She gave me her Jehovah witness card. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious. Btw, I don't even know wtf a Jehovah's Witnesses is. <cite>PogonaVitticeps posted [p:911632497] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>She was blonde, young, and cute, so I pretended that I cared. She gave me her Jehovah witness card. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious. Btw, I don't even know wtf a Jehovah's Witnesses is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/01/18 9:32:37 PM #2:	Ask her to do sex with you. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:911632613] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>Ask her to do sex with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PogonaVitticeps 11/01/18 9:34:05 PM #3:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Ask her to do sex with you. Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing? <cite>PogonaVitticeps posted [p:911632737] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her to do sex with you.</quote> Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/01/18 10:16:41 PM #4:	PogonaVitticeps posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... Ask her to do sex with you. Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing? It's totally off the radar --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:911635664] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>PogonaVitticeps posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her to do sex with you.</quote> Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing?</quote> It's totally off the radar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PogonaVitticeps 11/01/18 10:18:45 PM #5:	slimfizzle2 posted... PogonaVitticeps posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... Ask her to do sex with you. Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing? It's totally off the radar wtf kind of club is this? <cite>PogonaVitticeps posted [p:911635812] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PogonaVitticeps posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her to do sex with you.</quote> Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing?</quote> It's totally off the radar</quote> wtf kind of club is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/01/18 10:21:17 PM #6:	PogonaVitticeps posted... slimfizzle2 posted... PogonaVitticeps posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... Ask her to do sex with you. Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing? It's totally off the radar wtf kind of club is this? The kind of club if your dying and bleeding out they won't take a blood transfusion to save their life. Do you want that in your life son? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:911635978] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>PogonaVitticeps posted...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PogonaVitticeps posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her to do sex with you.</quote> Don't tell me that's off the radar for her cult thing?</quote> It's totally off the radar</quote> wtf kind of club is this?</quote> The kind of club if your dying and bleeding out they won't take a blood transfusion to save their life. Do you want that in your life son?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PogonaVitticeps 11/01/18 10:28:58 PM #7:	She had a small tattoo on her hand, near the thumb and wrist. I'm certain she is willing to bend the rules. <cite>PogonaVitticeps posted [p:911636553] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>She had a small tattoo on her hand, near the thumb and wrist. I'm certain she is willing to bend the rules.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/01/18 10:29:40 PM #8:	As long as she's willing to bend over. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:911636607] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>As long as she's willing to bend over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/01/18 10:31:10 PM #9:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... As long as she's willing to bend over. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:911636734] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>As long as she's willing to bend over.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 11/01/18 10:32:50 PM #10:	I hate religious fucks who try to get you to join their stupid cult. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:911636861] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>I hate religious fucks who try to get you to join their stupid cult.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PogonaVitticeps 11/01/18 10:33:42 PM #11:	Lonestar2000 posted... I hate religious fucks who try to get you to join their stupid cult. They usually come around often, but this was the first time it was a blonde girl that looked my age or a little younger. All the other ones are old farts. They have adjusted their tactics. <cite>PogonaVitticeps posted [p:911636923] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote>I hate religious fucks who try to get you to join their stupid cult.</quote> They usually come around often, but this was the first time it was a blonde girl that looked my age or a little younger. All the other ones are old farts. They have adjusted their tactics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 11/01/18 10:36:36 PM #12:	Are you sure it was a JW? Sometimes people get them confused with something else. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:911637121] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure it was a JW? Sometimes people get them confused with something else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robin_Dude 11/01/18 10:38:41 PM #13:	They brainwashed my grandma, and she nearly died because she refused to accept any blood transfusions. My mom had to make a moral decision to save her, and had them proceed with the transfusions while my grandma was under anesthesia. --- https://imgur.com/gnTKIOz Thanks ILikeFatGuys --- https://i.imgtc.com/Nj3aiHiSeG.png Thanks Yaridovich <cite>Robin_Dude posted [p:911637246] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>They brainwashed my grandma, and she nearly died because she refused to accept any blood transfusions. My mom had to make a moral decision to save her, and had them proceed with the transfusions while my grandma was under anesthesia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 11/01/18 10:44:47 PM #14:	Fun fact: they've been paying millions in child abuse court cases lately. 35 million payout is the last one. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:911637626] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote>Fun fact: they've been paying millions in child abuse court cases lately. 35 million payout is the last one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/01/18 10:48:35 PM #15:	PogonaVitticeps posted... Lonestar2000 posted... I hate religious fucks who try to get you to join their stupid cult. They usually come around often, but this was the first time it was a blonde girl that looked my age or a little younger. All the other ones are old farts. They have adjusted their tactics. Clearly. I used to get an elderly black woman while I was married. Once I got divorced and she came to my house muhahaha she don't come back. Fuck you elderly black woman Jehovah's witness I enjoy living in sin --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:911637851] in Jehovah's ... [t:77160299]...</cite> <quote><cite>PogonaVitticeps posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote>I hate religious fucks who try to get you to join their stupid cult.</quote> They usually come around often, but this was the first time it was a blonde girl that looked my age or a little younger. All the other ones are old farts. They have adjusted their tactics.</quote> Clearly. I used to get an elderly black woman while I was married. Once I got divorced and she came to my house muhahaha she don't come back. Fuck you elderly black woman Jehovah's witness I enjoy living in sin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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