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legendarylemur 11/01/18 11:12:17 PM #1: |
I trusted her when she said she was a humon. What gives here?
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OwlRammer 11/01/18 11:13:32 PM #2: |
god dammit not again
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legendarylemur 11/01/18 11:18:41 PM #4: |
Listen, sure my last gf of 15 years turned out to be a ferret, but it was all that make up. I broke up with her as soon as I figured it out, but this is unacceptable. Do I gotta go through this shit again?
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KainWind 11/01/18 11:20:14 PM #5: |
Better than an octopus that doesn't fuck I guess.
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Hulkasaurusrex 11/01/18 11:21:27 PM #6: |
Was it an octopus with only five tentacles attached to your arm.
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legendarylemur 11/01/18 11:25:29 PM #8: |
Hulkasaurusrex posted...
Was it an octopus with only five tentacles attached to your arm. She convinced me that it was a birth defect. But after I squeezed out 10 gallons of ink from my bed, I knew something was up. I also could've sworn the bed used to be white GregShmedley posted... I mean if she's made you happy for five years, I'd honestly stick it out. You can't help who you love and anyone that can't accept it isn't worth your time. Plus, octopuses are extremely smart so it's not like you have some airhead. Yeah the 3 PhDs made me a bit suspicious at first, but times have changed and people are only getting smarter. I guess not that smart though. Also, who the hell is this Cthulhu --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/JGJqvwW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/01/18 11:26:09 PM #9: |
legendarylemur posted...
I trusted her when she said she was a humon. What gives here? IDK what the fuck you're talking about. She's obviously a human. Did some crazy chef tell you she was an octopus? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AsAnIndependent 11/01/18 11:27:16 PM #10: |
she was having a 9-way?
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SageHarpuia 11/01/18 11:29:44 PM #11: |
Reminds me of Octodad
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Kitt 11/01/18 11:30:14 PM #12: |
A lemur and an Octopus sounds like an odd match.
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legendarylemur 11/01/18 11:31:28 PM #13: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
legendarylemur posted...I trusted her when she said she was a humon. What gives here? Nah she says she's prejudiced against chefs. We've avoided them for years --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/JGJqvwW ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/01/18 11:54:21 PM #14: |
...seven vagnias.
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jpenny2 11/01/18 11:54:41 PM #15: |
That was pretty spineless of her to not come clean about that earlier.
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A_Good_Boy 11/01/18 11:56:42 PM #16: |
Does she chirp out of her beak, or is that something that only birds do?
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Dragonblade01 11/02/18 12:16:37 AM #18: |
The take away from all this is:
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