Current Events > old yoshi was so much better. wtf were they thinking with new yoshi

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myzz7
11/03/18 9:18:33 PM
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiJIoIsW0AAFWxN.jpg

my biggest complaint is a stupid shell instead of a saddle because yoshi is first and foremost a mount for mario. who the fuck can realistically sit on that protruding shell?
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KainWind
11/03/18 9:20:59 PM
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My biggest complaint are the soles on new Yoshi. They seriously expect him to run on those?

It doesn't even mention that new Yoshi looks like he has detachable limbs.
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LinksLiege
11/03/18 9:21:34 PM
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left = sole
right = sole-less (almost)
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Skye Reynolds
11/03/18 9:21:48 PM
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The saddle was originally meant to be a shell as Yoshi was supposed to be a Koopa. Since they ditched that idea, they really should've left it a saddle.

I do have to say I like the original design better, but I can't complain when I haven't noticed the difference in 20 years.
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SpiralDrift
11/03/18 9:22:05 PM
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Some of those are a little nitpicky but the shell and no smug smile are legitimate blunders.
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eggcorn
11/03/18 9:22:38 PM
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lmao
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Skye Reynolds
11/03/18 9:23:06 PM
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Yoshi can basically do no wrong.

They turned him into a baby tyrannosaurus in the live action movie and his innocence and charmed still shined through. I'd go as far as to say he's the one good part of that movie that isn't "ironically good," "enjoyably bad," "so bad it's good," etc.
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Hayame Zero
11/03/18 9:23:31 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
I do have to say I like the original design better, but I can't complain when I haven't noticed the difference in 20 years.


It's like a family member looking exactly the same your entire life, and then you see an old picture of them and you're like "wtf?"
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Skye Reynolds
11/03/18 9:23:52 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Some of those are a little nitpicky but the shell and no smug smile are legitimate blunders.


It's a spoof of the critique of the emo Cloud Strife redesign.
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Skye Reynolds
11/03/18 9:24:35 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
I do have to say I like the original design better, but I can't complain when I haven't noticed the difference in 20 years.


It's like a family member looking exactly the same your entire life, and then you see an old picture of them and you're like "wtf?"


"Wow, Dad had a mullet."
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Raikuro
11/03/18 9:37:17 PM
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maybe Mario prefers a hard shell protruding between his cheeks
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SpiralDrift
11/03/18 9:40:55 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Some of those are a little nitpicky but the shell and no smug smile are legitimate blunders.


It's a spoof of the critique of the emo Cloud Strife redesign.

Well it's right anyway.
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catboy0_0
11/03/18 9:45:09 PM
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I hate to be a nostalgia bitch but I agree goddammit
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Zikten
11/03/18 9:55:29 PM
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I kinda agree with everything that pic says
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pkmnlord
11/03/18 10:07:48 PM
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Tail is inappropriately lifted up lmao
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CE_gonna_CE
11/03/18 10:09:02 PM
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A_Good_Boy
11/03/18 10:11:10 PM
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How does someone even have strong enough opinions regarding a dinosaurs shoes that they're able to prefer one version over another?
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iPhone_7
11/03/18 10:11:52 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
I do have to say I like the original design better, but I can't complain when I haven't noticed the difference in 20 years.


It's like a family member looking exactly the same your entire life, and then you see an old picture of them and you're like "wtf?"

Pretty much.
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Darkrobotisback
11/03/18 10:15:01 PM
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3D yoshi>>>>>>>>>>>2D yoshi
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DrizztLink
11/03/18 10:17:02 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
How does someone even have strong enough opinions regarding a dinosaurs shoes that they're able to prefer one version over another?

I have very strong opinions on dinosaur shoes.
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eggcorn
11/04/18 12:33:26 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
How does someone even have strong enough opinions regarding a dinosaurs shoes that they're able to prefer one version over another?

I feel like they found a reasonable critique for everything else and they wanted to go a full %100 so they made something up.
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LinksLiege
11/04/18 12:34:55 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
How does someone even have strong enough opinions regarding a dinosaurs shoes that they're able to prefer one version over another?

I'd give you my real feelings on this topic, but thankfully - for your sake, that is - this board has rather strict posting rules.
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Delirious_Beard
11/04/18 12:35:56 AM
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he had to undergo a new transformation to disguise himself after committing tax fraud
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eggcorn
11/04/18 12:37:44 AM
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The human hands and brain in bowling ball nose are disconcerting.
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