Current Events > I ate a huge kebab and a plate of fries with a can of Mountain Dew earlier today

(+) Yeah! (+)

And when I stood up afterwards I ripped like a 3 second long fart.
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The kebab shop here is owned (and entirely staffed) by Turkish people. They speak nearly perfect English tho, noticable accent but that's all really. And no issues at all with cleanliness, they're also really good when it comes to avoiding cross-contamination in eg. vegetarian items. They also do pizzas and burgers; haven't tried the burgers yet but the pizzas are really good.
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I've only come across one kebab shop that wasn't staffed by Turkish people
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i hate fucking kebab shops that use mini bread that cant even wrap properly.

they just fold it like a fucking taco and the shit falls apart before you can even bite into it.
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teepan95 posted...

I've only come across one kebab shop that wasn't staffed by Turkish people

I haven't come across any, but I've seen a great variety in cleanliness and English proficiency (although none were so bad that it was difficult to communicate).
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ModLogic posted...

i hate fucking kebab shops that use mini bread that cant even wrap properly.

they just fold it like a fucking taco and the shit falls apart before you can even bite into it.

The one here kinda do that, but it's far from "mini". I think they're using regular kebab bread but also shoving in *way* more fillings than a regular kebab should have.

Not complaining, I'll gladly take a little bit of mess in exchange for a great value-for-money meal size.
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TiamatLover posted...

Mountain Dew

Uggggggh, I'll take the crab juice.
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