Current Events > The Diablo Immortal thing is hilarious, but not for the reasons you might think

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SwayM
11/04/18 3:35:12 PM
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I look at it is another example of gamers being whiny ass man children.

I'm not a Diablo guy, but the game actually looks decent. I'd probably play it. No one is actually talking about the game itself.

Yeah I get it, no serious gamer wants a mobile game. And Blizzards unveiling of it is amusing at best. Everyone wants to see a big company with pie on its face. They definitely could have handled that reveal a lot better, but I don't blame the dudes for being surprised at the crowd reaction. The reaction though is just trying to make this a bigger deal than it really is.

Gamers are wieners though, aren't they?

I think it's hilarious the stink and the nerd outrage people are making about this, and the fact that people are upset they didn't just reveal Diablo 4. It's so funny and sad how real that is. All you have to do to appease these fucks is show them 1 minute of footage of a game they won't play for years.

But you try to show them a good little mobile game they'll have likely pretty soon and they cry like a toddler who can't have dessert until he finishes his veggies.

Whole thing is hilarious to me. Gamers need to grow the fuck up, stop making big stinks about nothing issues. No one should ever take this people seriously.
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MarqueeSeries
11/04/18 3:36:38 PM
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Where'd you copy paste this from tc
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Menardii
11/04/18 3:37:22 PM
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SwayM posted...
I'm not a Diablo guy, but the game actually looks decent. I'd probably play it. No one is actually talking about the game itself.

Stopped reading right here tbh
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TooLateToGoBack
11/04/18 3:37:50 PM
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Except the game is basically a reskin of a Chinese F2P Diablo clone that'll be stuffed full of microtransactions because it's Activision.

Far cry from "decent".
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pinky0926
11/04/18 3:40:14 PM
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I agree TC.

As much as I don't want to play this and I hate mobile games, the level of outrage feels comparable to when it came out that Weinstein raped all those women. It's nuts.
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refmon
11/04/18 3:41:22 PM
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Menardii posted...
SwayM posted...
I'm not a Diablo guy, but the game actually looks decent. I'd probably play it. No one is actually talking about the game itself.

Stopped reading right here tbh

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SwayM
11/04/18 3:41:58 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I agree TC.

As much as I don't want to play this and I hate mobile games, the level of outrage feels comparable to when it came out that Weinstein raped all those women. It's nuts.


Yeah that's definitely what it feels like.

That's why I'm saying no one will ever take gamers seriously. Like if this is how we react to the most trivial of occurrences in the industry, imagine if some major scandal like that came out.
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TiamatLover
11/04/18 3:42:41 PM
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Are you forgetting that half the controversy is that it's literally just a reskin of another game?
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Raikuro
11/04/18 3:42:55 PM
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It's Blizzard that keeps adding fuel to the fire by trying to hide the reactions.
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DarkBuster22904
11/04/18 3:44:02 PM
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So... what's your suggestion? Just lapping it up?
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YUHH
11/04/18 3:44:29 PM
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>massively hype up new game
>then tell fans not to be hyped
>the majority of your install base are dedicated PC gamers
>your closing ceremony, the biggest announcement, is a reskinned mobile Chinese arpg made by a company so notorious even the Chinese find them to be a shady and bad for business developer

"Why are fans upset over something so trivial"
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ultimate reaver
11/04/18 3:44:36 PM
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Everything from people that have actually played it at this point has mostly been "this game is pretty cool but they only gave us a small bit to try out at the moment," at least that I've seen.

I could honestly care less, Diablo has always been the epitome of dullness in the lootgame-arpg genre. I get why people are upset about it but blizzard has a surprisingly good track record of making shitty looking games pretty playable by the time they're actually coming out
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Musourenka
11/04/18 3:49:12 PM
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Over/Under on it being pay to win?
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YUHH
11/04/18 3:49:46 PM
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Musourenka posted...
Over/Under on it being pay to win?

The game it's a reskin of has p2w gems and an auction house lol.
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UnfairRepresent
11/04/18 3:53:50 PM
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I have never played a Diablo game.

I have no stake in this and I don't care about the franchise.

But the fans being disappointed are probably not wrong to complain.

The world of gaming is a strange one. Gamers are the most plowable target audience out there because have have been conditioned for decades to accept horrible businsess practices.

If you read a book or watched a movie or listened to some music or ate some food with some friends and then came out afterwards and said "Man I didn't like that." people might not agree with you, but if they said "Man you're so entilted! Stop whining and like the movie you didn't enjoy! Then give them more money!" you'd consider them to be incredibly weird and possibly never talk to them again.

However this is the norm in the world of gaming. It's not only considered acceptable but it in fact common if not the most common response to any criticism.

You need to pay not only for the content but extra lopped off content. Buy DLCs, pre-order, online only, that feature is no longer supported, our online servers are down so you can't play offline. Your views and statements will be censored, if you're a critic you will be demonitized, sued and blackballed if you speak up. What you want doesn't matter. And you have to accept it.

Gaming is legitimately the most (successful) anti-consumer form of media I am aware of.

As a result when things like this happen, my benefit of the doubt tends to lean with the fans. 10 times out of 11 they are in the right and people are just shouting at them to roll over so they can have the other side of their face stomped on.

There's an old saying "In the Kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king." and rolling with that, the world of gaming is a blind kingdom, so I kinda feel support/creedance on paper to anyone who can see. Even if their vison is poor and they walk into a rake.
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SwayM
11/04/18 3:54:21 PM
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Raikuro posted...
It's Blizzard that keeps adding fuel to the fire by trying to hide the reactions.


That's probably the only thing they did worthy of note and criticism. Completely agree with that. But again, we as gamers we don't have the ability to separate the small issues and deal with them. Whatever the issue is, the immediate reaction is torch the fucking company on all social media, and make it the biggest deal ever.

DarkBuster22904 posted...
So... what's your suggestion? Just lapping it up?


Don't be interested? How hard is that? A lot easier than whining about every damn little thing.

YUHH posted...
>massively hype up new game
>then tell fans not to be hyped
>the majority of your install base are dedicated PC gamers
>your closing ceremony, the biggest announcement, is a reskinned mobile Chinese arpg made by a company so notorious even the Chinese find them to be a shady and bad for business developer

"Why are fans upset over something so trivial"


>Fans start running wild with their own theories.
>Don't get what they wanted
>Complain like a spoiled kid
>Smash Ultimate all over whenever a new character is revealed
>Games would literally cream themselves over a fucking logo for a game they won't play for years but call this a reskin Chinese game because they're upset.

No, I'm definitely not at all surprised by this reaction. Just gamers being gamers.

ultimate reaver posted...

I could honestly care less, Diablo has always been the epitome of dullness in the lootgame-arpg genre.


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TiamatLover
11/04/18 3:56:22 PM
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SwayM posted...
call this a reskin Chinese game because they're upset.


No, they're calling it that because that's literally what it is.
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pinky0926
11/04/18 3:57:35 PM
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SwayM posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I agree TC.

As much as I don't want to play this and I hate mobile games, the level of outrage feels comparable to when it came out that Weinstein raped all those women. It's nuts.


Yeah that's definitely what it feels like.

That's why I'm saying no one will ever take gamers seriously. Like if this is how we react to the most trivial of occurrences in the industry, imagine if some major scandal like that came out.


It's about ethics in gaming journalism!
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Rika_Furude
11/04/18 3:58:17 PM
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Boring copy pasta
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YUHH
11/04/18 4:01:35 PM
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SwayM posted...
but call this a reskin Chinese game because they're upset.

It actually is a reskin
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SwayM
11/04/18 4:07:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The world of gaming is a strange one. Gamers are the most plowable target audience out there because have have been conditioned for decades to accept horrible businsess practices.


Because for all the bitching and complaining that goes on, people still line up to hand these companies money.

I love Overwatch, as do a lot of people but there's no progression in that game that isn't in the form of lootboxes. How much money do you think Blizzard has made from that alone?

Yeah we settle for this shit all the time, and yeah I'm probably with you that there's a lot of bullshit that's accepted and it's not right.

But we don't have a great record for dealing with the important issues. The answer isn't to throw a fit over every little thing, just makes us all look like idiots.

TiamatLover posted...
SwayM posted...
call this a reskin Chinese game because they're upset.


No, they're calling it that because that's literally what it is.


https://variety.com/2018/gaming/news/diablo-immortal-clone-reskin-1203019345/

How hard is it to make a Diablo clone? Literally anyone can do it, and I think Blizzard could probably turn out their own IP just as good as anyone.

Also didn't people hate Diablo 3? I know all my friends jumped ship to Path of Exile because any other Diablo clone will do.

And here gamers are upset they didn't get the sequel to the game that wasn't all that well received and will be replaced with Path of Exile 2 or some shit lol

pinky0926 posted...

It's about ethics in gaming journalism!


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UnfairRepresent
11/04/18 4:11:58 PM
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SwayM posted...


Because for all the bitching and complaining that goes on, people still line up to hand these companies money.


There really isn't that much complaining from gamers and the majority is made towards other gamers, like you are doing with this topic.

All while giving companies money

Gamers are just a completely defeated and expoitable market.

They don't complain enough and the majority of the industy (at least the successful parts of it) are entirely anti-consumer.

SwayM posted...

But we don't have a great record for dealing with the important issues. The answer isn't to throw a fit over every little thing, just makes us all look like idiots.

Only gamers are idiots for having an opinion.

In no other form of media would this even be considered a rational thought.
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fire_bolt
11/04/18 4:12:23 PM
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TC just trolling at this point and you're all biting. Stop feeding him lol
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EnragedSlith
11/04/18 4:13:26 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I agree TC.

As much as I don't want to play this and I hate mobile games, the level of outrage feels comparable to when it came out that Weinstein raped all those women. It's nuts.

Comparing reactions is as pointless as people comparing how difficult their lives are. Its all relative. Blizzard fans have every right to be upset at the company theyve supported for years and years taking advantage of them and flubbing with a beloved IP. They sold tickets to blizzcon on the tailcoats of misleading teasers.

I care very little, but my expectations died a long time ago and Im less passionate about video games than when I was younger. But I get it.
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HippopotamusRex
11/04/18 4:16:05 PM
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Notice CE is the only board on gamefaqs that regressives still have the balls to post trash topics like this on? This topic would have been eviscerated on any other board.

You wonder why CE is the worst board on gamefaqs? Cause this is the only ingress these loons have from resetera. The only board that doesn't push back enough.
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SwayM
11/04/18 4:20:13 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
TC just trolling at this point and you're all biting. Stop feeding him lol


CE loves to call trolling when anyone actually argues against their nonsense.

UnfairRepresent posted...
Only gamers are idiots for having an opinion.

In no other form of media would this even be considered a rational thought.


How quickly have we forgotten how big the nerd rage was for the last star wars movie and people still haven't shut up about that.

We're becoming a whiny ass society.
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SwayM
11/04/18 4:21:36 PM
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HippopotamusRex posted...
This topic would have been eviscerated on any other board.


Go on then.

I'm still waiting for a decent response.
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YUHH
11/04/18 4:24:03 PM
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SwayM posted...
I'm still waiting for a decent response.

By decent response you mean posts you agree with. There are plenty of valid concerns but your stance has been "lala sticking my fingers in my ears GAMERZZZ"
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VandorLee
11/04/18 4:24:57 PM
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Youre whining about people whining.

Shut the fuck up.
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SwayM
11/04/18 4:25:31 PM
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YUHH posted...
but your stance has been "lala sticking my fingers in my ears GAMERZZZ"


Right, and topics like mine are why CE's one of the worst boards ever fam

You still stand by that statement @HippopotamusRex
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SwayM
11/04/18 4:26:20 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Youre whining about people whining.

Shut the fuck up.


Laughing at it actually.
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pinky0926
11/04/18 4:40:47 PM
#32:


EnragedSlith posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I agree TC.

As much as I don't want to play this and I hate mobile games, the level of outrage feels comparable to when it came out that Weinstein raped all those women. It's nuts.

Comparing reactions is as pointless as people comparing how difficult their lives are. Its all relative. Blizzard fans have every right to be upset at the company theyve supported for years and years taking advantage of them and flubbing with a beloved IP. They sold tickets to blizzcon on the tailcoats of misleading teasers.

I care very little, but my expectations died a long time ago and Im less passionate about video games than when I was younger. But I get it.


I think Blizzard truly missed the mark and the fallout has been pretty hilarious and sad, but once the dust settles I think people need to calm down a bit, that's all.
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fire_bolt
11/04/18 4:53:39 PM
#33:


SwayM posted...
CE loves to call trolling when anyone actually argues against their nonsense.


SwayM posted...
Go on then.

I'm still waiting for a decent response.


How about literally all of this? I see you've had no response to it yet.

TiamatLover posted...
Are you forgetting that half the controversy is that it's literally just a reskin of another game?

Raikuro posted...
It's Blizzard that keeps adding fuel to the fire by trying to hide the reactions.

YUHH posted...
The game it's a reskin of has p2w gems and an auction house lol.


You're not here because you want to have a conversation. You're here because you want to mock and ridicule people with legitimate complaints so you can score some points for your e-peen. That is the very definition of trolling
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Lorenzo_2003
11/04/18 5:07:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I have never played a Diablo game.

I have no stake in this and I don't care about the franchise.

But the fans being disappointed are probably not wrong to complain.

The world of gaming is a strange one. Gamers are the most plowable target audience out there because have have been conditioned for decades to accept horrible businsess practices.

If you read a book or watched a movie or listened to some music or ate some food with some friends and then came out afterwards and said "Man I didn't like that." people might not agree with you, but if they said "Man you're so entilted! Stop whining and like the movie you didn't enjoy! Then give them more money!" you'd consider them to be incredibly weird and possibly never talk to them again.

However this is the norm in the world of gaming. It's not only considered acceptable but it in fact common if not the most common response to any criticism.

You need to pay not only for the content but extra lopped off content. Buy DLCs, pre-order, online only, that feature is no longer supported, our online servers are down so you can't play offline. Your views and statements will be censored, if you're a critic you will be demonitized, sued and blackballed if you speak up. What you want doesn't matter. And you have to accept it.

Gaming is legitimately the most (successful) anti-consumer form of media I am aware of.

As a result when things like this happen, my benefit of the doubt tends to lean with the fans. 10 times out of 11 they are in the right and people are just shouting at them to roll over so they can have the other side of their face stomped on.

There's an old saying "In the Kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king." and rolling with that, the world of gaming is a blind kingdom, so I kinda feel support/creedance on paper to anyone who can see. Even if their vison is poor and they walk into a rake.


This is a very reasonable post. The only thing I would add is that the audience at Blizzcon paid a lot of money to be there (e.g. $200 tickets, lodging, etc.) and traditionally those people have been hardcore PC gamers. Blizzard knows this. They even admitted they anticipated bad feedback, but they didn't know how bad it would be. All the rest of the negativity, via online comments, could be just what happens when word of mouth spreads rapidly.
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Webmaster4531
11/04/18 5:10:26 PM
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Has anyone ever met someone who plays these chinese phone Diablo and League of Legend knock offs?
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Darmik
11/04/18 5:15:23 PM
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I understand being disappointed at the conference and saying that it sucked.

But some people are acting like a shitty mobile game is some huge crime against humanity. Who cares? Just don't play it. A lot of big gaming franchises these days have some sort of mobile spin-off. It doesn't impact mainline games at all because they're not developed by the same people.
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Webmaster4531
11/04/18 5:18:23 PM
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Darmik posted...
But some people are acting like a shitty mobile game is some huge crime against humanity.

How so? Talking about it on CE is exactly what you're doing.
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YUHH
11/04/18 5:20:36 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Has anyone ever met someone who plays these chinese phone Diablo and League of Legend knock offs?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/9ts6mw/feedback_from_a_chinese_gamer_about_netease/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/9tzn9i/something_you_should_know_about_netease/
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MegaTech
11/04/18 5:23:27 PM
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YUHH posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
Has anyone ever met someone who plays these chinese phone Diablo and League of Legend knock offs?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/9ts6mw/feedback_from_a_chinese_gamer_about_netease/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/9tzn9i/something_you_should_know_about_netease/

Damn. it just gets worse
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Darmik
11/04/18 5:28:15 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Darmik posted...
But some people are acting like a shitty mobile game is some huge crime against humanity.

How so? Talking about it on CE is exactly what you're doing.


I'm more talking about what I've seen on Reddit. Overall it seems pretty chill here.
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Irony
11/04/18 5:29:19 PM
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I read that the Diablo creator commented on all the backlash and it showed that he was an out-of-touch asshole
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CommonStar
11/04/18 5:30:50 PM
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CommonStar
11/04/18 5:35:58 PM
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Irony posted...
I read that the Diablo creator commented on all the backlash and it showed that he was an out-of-touch asshole

Where? And who? Diablo was created my multiple people.
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Superlinkbro
11/04/18 5:37:47 PM
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It's funny because Blizzard is so out of touch with people who play Diablo.
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Irony
11/04/18 5:39:42 PM
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CommonStar posted...
Irony posted...
I read that the Diablo creator commented on all the backlash and it showed that he was an out-of-touch asshole

Where? And who? Diablo was created my multiple people.

Meant the actual creator, not the guy that farted and his fart became audio for something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h2Hwf_ES1A" data-time="

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kirbymuncher
11/04/18 5:42:34 PM
#46:


YUHH posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/9ts6mw/feedback_from_a_chinese_gamer_about_netease/


"In China, we call net ease as "pig farm" which mean, they do not treat player as normal human but pigs. If EA is like a 2 out of 10, Netease is -2859

The funny thing is, in NA, players hate the mobile game.But in China, we are ok with mobile game, but we are not OK with Netease mobile game. Thats how bad it is."


I'm not sure which of these two statements is more amazing
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Menardii
11/04/18 5:43:30 PM
#47:


kirbymuncher posted...
YUHH posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/9ts6mw/feedback_from_a_chinese_gamer_about_netease/


"In China, we call net ease as "pig farm" which mean, they do not treat player as normal human but pigs. If EA is like a 2 out of 10, Netease is -2859

The funny thing is, in NA, players hate the mobile game.But in China, we are ok with mobile game, but we are not OK with Netease mobile game. Thats how bad it is."


I'm not sure which of these two statements is more amazing

Holy fuck lmao
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fire_bolt
11/04/18 5:47:13 PM
#49:


CommonStar posted...
https://medium.com/@schild_23338/diablo-immortal-or-how-to-read-a-room-eb2484934c34


"Strike 0: Putting it on mobile, and announcing it to a group of core PC gamers at your biggest event of the year and not following it up with a real game is just peak stupid. This is the sort of shit that happens behind closed doors with investors because theyre literally the only people in America who get excited about exploiting the population of China with some shovelware.

Strike 1: This game is canon? Wait. Youre really going to continue the running-gag-of-a-story that is Diablo with a mobile game literally not a single fan of the franchise asked for? But, why?

Strike 2: Claims that this was developed by Blizzard. No, it certainly fucking was not. There is not a single human being at Blizzard that could possibly make that claim with a straight face and its why Wyatt, henceforth The Sacrificial Lamb, is dancing around answering this like Michael Flatley.

Strike 3: Do you guys not have phones? Do YoU gUyS nOt HaVe PhOnEs? Fuck you, Blizzard. Do you have any idea who comes to BlizzCon? The fuck is wrong with you? Of course we have fucking phones, you goddamn S-Tier morons. Who the fuck are you anyway? Seriously. Fuck you.
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This guy nailed it
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Menardii
11/04/18 5:48:31 PM
#50:


fire_bolt posted...
CommonStar posted...
https://medium.com/@schild_23338/diablo-immortal-or-how-to-read-a-room-eb2484934c34


"Strike 0: Putting it on mobile, and announcing it to a group of core PC gamers at your biggest event of the year and not following it up with a real game is just peak stupid. This is the sort of shit that happens behind closed doors with investors because theyre literally the only people in America who get excited about exploiting the population of China with some shovelware.

Strike 1: This game is canon? Wait. Youre really going to continue the running-gag-of-a-story that is Diablo with a mobile game literally not a single fan of the franchise asked for? But, why?

Strike 2: Claims that this was developed by Blizzard. No, it certainly fucking was not. There is not a single human being at Blizzard that could possibly make that claim with a straight face and its why Wyatt, henceforth The Sacrificial Lamb, is dancing around answering this like Michael Flatley.

Strike 3: Do you guys not have phones? Do YoU gUyS nOt HaVe PhOnEs? Fuck you, Blizzard. Do you have any idea who comes to BlizzCon? The fuck is wrong with you? Of course we have fucking phones, you goddamn S-Tier morons. Who the fuck are you anyway? Seriously. Fuck you.
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This guy nailed it

Yeah that was a good read.
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