Poll of the Day > What's the weirdest thing you've seen a drunk person do?

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I once saw a drunk person go into a Shoppers Drug Mart and ask where they sold the chickens. The person working the till said they didn't sell chickens. Upon hearing that, he began to trash the store. Everyone had to be evacuated and the guy got arrested. The store was closed for the rest of the day so they could clean up.
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That's weird, my shoppers drug mart does have chicken.
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Lokarin posted...

That's weird, my shoppers drug mart does have chicken.

I think he wanted a live chicken.
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DiduXD posted...

Lokarin posted...

That's weird, my shoppers drug mart does have chicken.

I think he wanted a live chicken.

Mine has live chickens!
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I used to work at a liquor store, so I have endless stories of drunks doing stupid shit.

I refused service to a drunk woman (she was probably about 35, Native) and she proceeded to pull her sweatpants down (wasn't wearing panties) and stuffed a tiny single shot bottle of gin up her vagina, and then pulled it out and put it back on the shelf before leaving.

We threw away everything on that shelf.
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faramir77 posted...

I used to work at a liquor store, so I have endless stories of drunks doing stupid shit.

I refused service to a drunk woman (she was probably about 35, Native) and she proceeded to pull her sweatpants down (wasn't wearing panties) and stuffed a tiny single shot bottle of gin up her vagina, and then pulled it out and put it back on the shelf before leaving.

We threw away everything on that shelf.

Share as many as you want.
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faramir77 posted...

I used to work at a liquor store, so I have endless stories of drunks doing stupid shit.

I refused service to a drunk woman (she was probably about 35, Native) and she proceeded to pull her sweatpants down (wasn't wearing panties) and stuffed a tiny single shot bottle of gin up her vagina, and then pulled it out and put it back on the shelf before leaving.

We threw away everything on that shelf.

Waste of alcohol. Bleach and a rag would have fixed it.
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We found a tied up plastic bag full of super mucousy puke behind some merchandise on one of our spirit shelves. We checked the cameras, and sure enough one of our regular alcoholic customers came in, threw up in the bag while hiding in the fridge room, then stealthily hid the bag on the shelf.

The best part? This happened while our big boss district manager was visiting doing an inspection. We found the bag shortly after he left.
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We had an overnight break-in twice. The first time, someone chucked a big slab of concrete that had broken off one of our parking places through the front window. The security company detected the break-in and called the manager and assistant manager, but neither answered. So the security company started calling regular staff by rank. Our top ranked employee had just that night returned from a one month teaching trip to Africa, and had severe jet lag, but came to investigate with the police anyway.

All that was stolen was two bottles of literally the cheapest bottom shelf vodka we sell. They didn't go for our $200 scotch or anything, just the cheap liquor.

The next day, my manager was filling me in to the details of the event. She had the concrete brick in her office. I suggested that after the investigation was complete she should dispose of the brick in the dumpster. She disagreed, and put it back in the parking lot.

About a month later, the same brick went through our window again and the same cheap liquor was stolen. My manager jokingly told me that if I so much as uttered "I told you so" that I'd be fired.
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My friends college roommate pissed in his toolbox that was in his closet.
He made him clean every single tool.
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A drunk friend pulled a street sign post out of the ground right next to a security guard. They got in a shouting match until eventually he gave in, put the post back in and we left without consequence.
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Firewood18 posted...

My friends college roommate pissed in his toolbox that was in his closet.
He made him clean every single tool.

I saw a guy at a party piss in a girl's fridge while another guy puked in her jar of peanut butter (it was just a tiny amount of puke) stir it in put the cap back on and laugh saying in a voice trying to imitate said girl (I thought I bought creamy not chunky"
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Now that I think about it, the drunk pissing thing was chronic thing he did when asleep while drunk. He had to stop drinking because of it.

There was one guy that got "beer muscles" and shimmied 15 feet up a tree trunk. His arms got shredded pretty badly.
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Firewood18 posted...

Now that I think about it, the drunk pissing thing was chronic thing he did when asleep while drunk. He had to stop drinking because of it.

There was one guy that got "beer muscles" and shimmied 15 feet up a tree trunk. His arms got shredded pretty badly.

Guy I'm talking about did it specifically to be a dick. I've seen him piss on a guy's head before.
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faramir77 posted...

We had an overnight break-in twice. The first time, someone chucked a big slab of concrete that had broken off one of our parking places through the front window. The security company detected the break-in and called the manager and assistant manager, but neither answered. So the security company started calling regular staff by rank. Our top ranked employee had just that night returned from a one month teaching trip to Africa, and had severe jet lag, but came to investigate with the police anyway.

All that was stolen was two bottles of literally the cheapest bottom shelf vodka we sell. They didn't go for our $200 scotch or anything, just the cheap liquor.

The next day, my manager was filling me in to the details of the event. She had the concrete brick in her office. I suggested that after the investigation was complete she should dispose of the brick in the dumpster. She disagreed, and put it back in the parking lot.

About a month later, the same brick went through our window again and the same cheap liquor was stolen. My manager jokingly told me that if I so much as uttered "I told you so" that I'd be fired.

Did they dust the brick for prints?
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My friend put a whole pineapple in someone's mailbox
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I saw a guy so drunk he voted for orange man. But never again!

Blue wave yay!

I once saw a guy walking down a street loudly going "doop, doop, doop ..." I'm not sure if he was drunk or mentally disabled.

I've done tons of weird shit myself.
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Saw a guy at the front door of our dance school peeing on the door. He apparently didn't think he could be seen through the glass door.
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Pee in the middle of a bowling alley parking lot

Like not even by a wall or behind a car or anything, just out in the open. People were around
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LinkPizza posted...

Did they dust the brick for prints?

Lol, no idea. Security camera footage identified the guy. He was known to police (shocker).
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My topics!
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Take a shit in the street. She was quite drunk it seems.

zebatov posted...

I've done tons of weird shit myself.

I've feel asleep a couple of times in bars. That's probably the most "weird" thing I've done when drunk but even that isn't weird really.
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#beerphilopsophy
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wwinterj25 posted...

Take a shit in the street. She was quite drunk it seems.

zebatov posted...

I've done tons of weird shit myself.

I've feel asleep a couple of times in bars. That's probably the most "weird" thing I've done when drunk but even that isn't weird really.

Apparently, I become a sleepy drunk after a while. I will just sleep anywhere.
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Way back in my clubbing days, I was out with friends and we saw a verrrrry drunk guy sitting with a beer in his left hand. Now, this was in the age of no cell phones so, unless you had a watch, you didnt know what time it was. He had a watch...on his left arm. We asked him what time it was, figuring he would set the beer down first. Nope.
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LinkPizza posted...

Apparently, I become a sleepy drunk after a while. I will just sleep anywhere.

Cat confirmed.
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I saw this drunk dude go into the closet to get a coat, and he came back with a coat hanger instead.
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being a guy driving around with a car at night tended to make me a target for drunks looking for a free taxi. (still happens if I go out to get gas late enough at night...)

the funniest one (though this may actually be two separate incidents that my memory is conflating) was coming back to my car to find a drunk guy failing to enter the back seat of my car due to the wall of newspapers on my backseat. (he had opened the door but couldn't figure out how to enter the car.)

the guy was in a t-shirt in -20C weather, holding a box of donuts in one hand and a half-eaten donut in the other, noticeably shivering with his nose running. he needed a ride or a phone call (this was before smart phones), but I needed to keep working and we were 1 block away from a 7-Eleven, with the sign clearly visible, so I just directed him there, though he didn't seem to want to go there. I just left him, assuming he'd be ok in such close proximity to the 7-Eleven.

another one was a drunk girl who needed a ride. she just opened the passenger door and sat in my running car while I was away. I think she made up an address for me to take her to "3333 33 ST", but that happened to actually be a nearby address (so maybe it was real, I dunno), so I drove there and left her there at like 3am in a residential area. no idea what happened to her. (checking the map, I'm pretty sure I was way off though. I didn't put much effort into getting to the right place since I just wanted to get rid of her. once she was out of my car I just left. if that was the real address she wanted, then it was really like 6 blocks away on the other side of a major road.)
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wwinterj25 posted...

zebatov posted...

I've done tons of weird shit myself.

I've feel asleep a couple of times in bars. That's probably the most "weird" thing I've done when drunk but even that isn't weird really.

Yeah I can't even disclose half the things I've done.
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Sleep with one eye sort of open.
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Had a sleepover/movie night and drinks with some girls upstairs in my apartment complex when I was in college--

Their gay friend climbed up the ultra-sturdy gutter and into their 2nd floor balcony pounding on the door, crying cause he lost and keys and thinks he's pregnant from taking it up the ass. (Not trying to be crude, he just legitimately thought 2 guys could conceive...?)

Not even kidding. Can't make this shit up.
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