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DiduXD 11/04/18 5:50:20 PM #1: |
I once saw a drunk person go into a Shoppers Drug Mart and ask where they sold the chickens. The person working the till said they didn't sell chickens. Upon hearing that, he began to trash the store. Everyone had to be evacuated and the guy got arrested. The store was closed for the rest of the day so they could clean up.
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Lokarin 11/04/18 5:51:03 PM #2: |
That's weird, my shoppers drug mart does have chicken.
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DiduXD 11/04/18 5:51:53 PM #3: |
Lokarin posted...
That's weird, my shoppers drug mart does have chicken. I think he wanted a live chicken. --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 11/04/18 5:52:32 PM #4: |
DiduXD posted...
Lokarin posted...That's weird, my shoppers drug mart does have chicken. Mine has live chickens! --- "Men have to restrain themselves around other men to avoid an outright punch out"- Kyuubi4269 9/17/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 11/04/18 5:57:56 PM #5: |
I used to work at a liquor store, so I have endless stories of drunks doing stupid shit.
I refused service to a drunk woman (she was probably about 35, Native) and she proceeded to pull her sweatpants down (wasn't wearing panties) and stuffed a tiny single shot bottle of gin up her vagina, and then pulled it out and put it back on the shelf before leaving. We threw away everything on that shelf. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiduXD 11/04/18 5:59:14 PM #6: |
faramir77 posted...
I used to work at a liquor store, so I have endless stories of drunks doing stupid shit. Share as many as you want. --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 11/04/18 6:06:01 PM #7: |
faramir77 posted...
I used to work at a liquor store, so I have endless stories of drunks doing stupid shit. Waste of alcohol. Bleach and a rag would have fixed it. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 11/04/18 6:07:02 PM #8: |
We found a tied up plastic bag full of super mucousy puke behind some merchandise on one of our spirit shelves. We checked the cameras, and sure enough one of our regular alcoholic customers came in, threw up in the bag while hiding in the fridge room, then stealthily hid the bag on the shelf.
The best part? This happened while our big boss district manager was visiting doing an inspection. We found the bag shortly after he left. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 11/04/18 6:14:32 PM #9: |
We had an overnight break-in twice. The first time, someone chucked a big slab of concrete that had broken off one of our parking places through the front window. The security company detected the break-in and called the manager and assistant manager, but neither answered. So the security company started calling regular staff by rank. Our top ranked employee had just that night returned from a one month teaching trip to Africa, and had severe jet lag, but came to investigate with the police anyway.
All that was stolen was two bottles of literally the cheapest bottom shelf vodka we sell. They didn't go for our $200 scotch or anything, just the cheap liquor. The next day, my manager was filling me in to the details of the event. She had the concrete brick in her office. I suggested that after the investigation was complete she should dispose of the brick in the dumpster. She disagreed, and put it back in the parking lot. About a month later, the same brick went through our window again and the same cheap liquor was stolen. My manager jokingly told me that if I so much as uttered "I told you so" that I'd be fired. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 11/04/18 6:29:12 PM #10: |
My friends college roommate pissed in his toolbox that was in his closet.
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Joelypoely 11/04/18 6:55:23 PM #11: |
A drunk friend pulled a street sign post out of the ground right next to a security guard. They got in a shouting match until eventually he gave in, put the post back in and we left without consequence.
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mooreandrew58 11/04/18 7:16:29 PM #12: |
Firewood18 posted...
My friends college roommate pissed in his toolbox that was in his closet. I saw a guy at a party piss in a girl's fridge while another guy puked in her jar of peanut butter (it was just a tiny amount of puke) stir it in put the cap back on and laugh saying in a voice trying to imitate said girl (I thought I bought creamy not chunky" --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 11/04/18 7:26:29 PM #13: |
Now that I think about it, the drunk pissing thing was chronic thing he did when asleep while drunk. He had to stop drinking because of it.
There was one guy that got "beer muscles" and shimmied 15 feet up a tree trunk. His arms got shredded pretty badly. --- (edited 1 second ago) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 11/04/18 7:32:50 PM #14: |
Firewood18 posted...
Now that I think about it, the drunk pissing thing was chronic thing he did when asleep while drunk. He had to stop drinking because of it. Guy I'm talking about did it specifically to be a dick. I've seen him piss on a guy's head before. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 11/04/18 8:41:48 PM #15: |
faramir77 posted...
We had an overnight break-in twice. The first time, someone chucked a big slab of concrete that had broken off one of our parking places through the front window. The security company detected the break-in and called the manager and assistant manager, but neither answered. So the security company started calling regular staff by rank. Our top ranked employee had just that night returned from a one month teaching trip to Africa, and had severe jet lag, but came to investigate with the police anyway. Did they dust the brick for prints? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiduXD 11/05/18 4:17:20 PM #16: |
Up
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SilentSeph 11/05/18 6:25:44 PM #17: |
My friend put a whole pineapple in someone's mailbox
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NPCightengale 11/05/18 6:27:37 PM #18: |
I saw a guy so drunk he voted for orange man. But never again!
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OmegaM 11/05/18 11:33:43 PM #19: |
I once saw a guy walking down a street loudly going "doop, doop, doop ..." I'm not sure if he was drunk or mentally disabled.
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zebatov 11/05/18 11:43:53 PM #20: |
I've done tons of weird shit myself.
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dancer62 11/05/18 11:51:55 PM #21: |
Saw a guy at the front door of our dance school peeing on the door. He apparently didn't think he could be seen through the glass door.
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Mead 11/05/18 11:54:22 PM #22: |
Pee in the middle of a bowling alley parking lot
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faramir77 11/06/18 12:53:11 AM #23: |
LinkPizza posted...
Did they dust the brick for prints? Lol, no idea. Security camera footage identified the guy. He was known to police (shocker). --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 11/06/18 12:54:00 AM #24: |
My topics!
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wwinterj25 11/06/18 1:51:39 AM #25: |
Take a shit in the street. She was quite drunk it seems.
zebatov posted... I've done tons of weird shit myself. I've feel asleep a couple of times in bars. That's probably the most "weird" thing I've done when drunk but even that isn't weird really. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 11/06/18 2:10:56 AM #26: |
#beerphilopsophy
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LinkPizza 11/10/18 8:02:36 AM #27: |
wwinterj25 posted...
Take a shit in the street. She was quite drunk it seems. Apparently, I become a sleepy drunk after a while. I will just sleep anywhere. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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b_hamnite 11/10/18 9:20:11 AM #28: |
Way back in my clubbing days, I was out with friends and we saw a verrrrry drunk guy sitting with a beer in his left hand. Now, this was in the age of no cell phones so, unless you had a watch, you didnt know what time it was. He had a watch...on his left arm. We asked him what time it was, figuring he would set the beer down first. Nope.
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Revelation34 11/10/18 1:02:13 PM #29: |
LinkPizza posted...
Apparently, I become a sleepy drunk after a while. I will just sleep anywhere. Cat confirmed. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kind9 11/10/18 1:03:42 PM #30: |
I saw this drunk dude go into the closet to get a coat, and he came back with a coat hanger instead.
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Sahuagin 11/10/18 4:44:59 PM #31: |
being a guy driving around with a car at night tended to make me a target for drunks looking for a free taxi. (still happens if I go out to get gas late enough at night...)
the funniest one (though this may actually be two separate incidents that my memory is conflating) was coming back to my car to find a drunk guy failing to enter the back seat of my car due to the wall of newspapers on my backseat. (he had opened the door but couldn't figure out how to enter the car.) the guy was in a t-shirt in -20C weather, holding a box of donuts in one hand and a half-eaten donut in the other, noticeably shivering with his nose running. he needed a ride or a phone call (this was before smart phones), but I needed to keep working and we were 1 block away from a 7-Eleven, with the sign clearly visible, so I just directed him there, though he didn't seem to want to go there. I just left him, assuming he'd be ok in such close proximity to the 7-Eleven. another one was a drunk girl who needed a ride. she just opened the passenger door and sat in my running car while I was away. I think she made up an address for me to take her to "3333 33 ST", but that happened to actually be a nearby address (so maybe it was real, I dunno), so I drove there and left her there at like 3am in a residential area. no idea what happened to her. (checking the map, I'm pretty sure I was way off though. I didn't put much effort into getting to the right place since I just wanted to get rid of her. once she was out of my car I just left. if that was the real address she wanted, then it was really like 6 blocks away on the other side of a major road.) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zebatov 11/10/18 7:22:35 PM #32: |
wwinterj25 posted...
zebatov posted...I've done tons of weird shit myself. Yeah I can't even disclose half the things I've done. --- I'm right, as expected. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jramirez23 11/10/18 7:54:55 PM #33: |
Sleep with one eye sort of open.
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RedPixel 11/10/18 9:32:14 PM #34: |
Had a sleepover/movie night and drinks with some girls upstairs in my apartment complex when I was in college--
Their gay friend climbed up the ultra-sturdy gutter and into their 2nd floor balcony pounding on the door, crying cause he lost and keys and thinks he's pregnant from taking it up the ass. (Not trying to be crude, he just legitimately thought 2 guys could conceive...?) Not even kidding. Can't make this shit up. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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