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edededdy
11/04/18 9:35:38 PM
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he helped a customer at our store and then went over to another part of the store and started talking to one of his coworkers. apparently he was talking mad shit about the customer he just helped. and that customers wife was in the next aisle over and overheard it all and picked up who it was about based on what they said. she reported it immediately.

the worker has had a history of saying stupid shit to customers so i fired that asshole immediately after gathering all the facts. this was the last straw
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edededdy
11/04/18 9:42:22 PM
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he was begging for another chance while i basically laughed at his stupid ass. this was his third and final warning
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b_nolan
11/04/18 9:43:27 PM
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edededdy
11/04/18 9:45:09 PM
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b_nolan posted...
Things that didn't happen for $500 Alex

nah this happened
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/04/18 9:46:02 PM
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b_nolan posted...
Things that didn't happen for $500 Alex

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SocialistGamer
11/04/18 9:46:23 PM
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lmfao hahaha
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/04/18 9:46:41 PM
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edededdy posted...
b_nolan posted...
Things that didn't happen for $500 Alex

nah this happened


Blatant lies for $1000 Alex hahahahahha lmfao
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/04/18 9:51:07 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
b_nolan posted...
Things that didn't happen for $500 Alex

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edededdy
11/04/18 9:56:33 PM
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Conflict posted...
I feel like I've heard this exact story word-for-word before

nah you havent. i have fires people before yes but no one has done shit like this at my company
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Kajagogo
11/04/18 9:57:15 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
b_nolan posted...
Things that didn't happen for $500 Alex

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0AbsoluteZero0
11/04/18 9:58:49 PM
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edededdy posted...
Conflict posted...
I feel like I've heard this exact story word-for-word before

nah you havent. i have fires people before yes but no one has done shit like this at my company

Youve made basically this exact topic before though. You need to be more careful when recycling your old topics. Its okay to recycle your monthly exposure of ICOYAR topic but youre gonna get called out for ones like this lol
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SauI_Goodman
11/04/18 10:03:03 PM
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I remember one time back when I worked retail I was getting wrote up in the manager's office for "back talking" to a customer. I mean, if you're gonna be rude to me I'm gonna be rude to you. If you want to play the "who can be a bigger asshole" game I promise I'm going to win everytime. Anyways, I'm sitting there in the office and the janitor who quit 2 months ago came back in to the office and dropped to his knees and started begging for his job back. It was probably the most awkward thing I've ever witnessed. He quit by breaking his mop over his knee and throwing the sharp end at a manager and walked out saying "I don't need this shitty job!" I never got wrote up because the manager became preoccupied and called for A/P to escort him out lol.
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/04/18 10:04:55 PM
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If I worked for TC, I'd be the self-proclaimed, unofficial Store Manager. What I say goes.
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Kajagogo
11/04/18 10:05:41 PM
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If everyone who talked trash about customers were fired, there will be no CSR's left.
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edededdy
11/04/18 10:05:55 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
edededdy posted...
Conflict posted...
I feel like I've heard this exact story word-for-word before

nah you havent. i have fires people before yes but no one has done shit like this at my company

Youve made basically this exact topic before though. You need to be more careful when recycling your old topics. Its okay to recycle your monthly exposure of ICOYAR topic but youre gonna get called out for ones like this lol

Ive fired for employees smoking weed and employees threatening others but if you can find the topic where this exact thing happened please feel free to fucking show it to me

hate me for being a fucking shitposter all you want but do it for real reasons instead of making up blatant lies
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/04/18 10:13:47 PM
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edededdy posted...
Conflict posted...
I feel like I've heard this exact story word-for-word before

nah you haven?t. i have fires people before yes but no one has done shit like this at my company


Things that so blatantly didn't happen that they negative-happened for $8000 Alex
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/04/18 10:20:49 PM
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edededdy posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
edededdy posted...
Conflict posted...
I feel like I've heard this exact story word-for-word before

nah you havent. i have fires people before yes but no one has done shit like this at my company

Youve made basically this exact topic before though. You need to be more careful when recycling your old topics. Its okay to recycle your monthly exposure of ICOYAR topic but youre gonna get called out for ones like this lol

Ive fired for employees smoking weed and employees threatening others but if you can find the topic where this exact thing happened please feel free to fucking show it to me

hate me for being a fucking shitposter all you want but do it for real reasons instead of making up blatant lies

Okay, and how would you propose I do that considering that your older topics have already purged? I dont screenshot things on here just so I can call you out on your BS later.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/04/18 10:27:35 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I remember one time back when I worked retail I was getting wrote up in the manager's office for "back talking" to a customer. I mean, if you're gonna be rude to me I'm gonna be rude to you. If you want to play the "who can be a bigger asshole" game I promise I'm going to win everytime. Anyways, I'm sitting there in the office and the janitor who quit 2 months ago came back in to the office and dropped to his knees and started begging for his job back. It was probably the most awkward thing I've ever witnessed. He quit by breaking his mop over his knee and throwing the sharp end at a manager and walked out saying "I don't need this shitty job!" I never got wrote up because the manager became preoccupied and called for A/P to escort him out lol.


Neat. I used to work in a pizza place. I once had an angry conservative boomer liberal-hating racist homophobic co-worker lose his mind on me one day (I know that sound biased, but I'm not making it up. He was a 50-something vet who was an alcoholic and HARD into aa. He had crazy burn scars from drunkenly lighting himself on fire during his active army days. He also had a googly eye and pipe tobacco habit. He was slow as fuck at his job. He used the n word a lot. He once told me "I didn't like you at first. I was wrong about yoi, but you're okay." I was like "thanks?" I later found out it was because he had initially thought I was gay and he was homophobic as fuck.

He bragged about keeping corporate's number on his phone "just in case." He bragged about being a pitbull trapped in a puppy's body.

His time came. I said what I needed to say.
He had no bite, no bark, no whimper. He slinked off like an alt-right before there was alt-right valueless goon. He begged for his job back many times. He was ignored. I was asked, because at one point in his downfall, he a melt down in which he had picked up a knife... I said "I didn't feel u comfortable, but I felt on edge." That was all that was needed to peace him out.
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Stallion_Prime
11/04/18 10:30:04 PM
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I throw hands at customers. Fuck them
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