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UnfairRepresent
11/07/18 4:06:45 PM
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She appeared to be an ordinary child but once puberty hit, something changed and despite no dramatic growth or change in apperance, your daughter suddenly became incredibly powerful.

You first noticed it when you were changing a tire and she without thinking casually lifted the car high in the air for you.

Then her boyfriend dumped her after an incident which you can comprehend but don't want to imagine your daughter doing.

She then got sent home from school after she accidentially injured a large linebacker by throwing a football at him.

Her doctor (who doesn't know about the strength) has given her a clean bill of health on routine check-ups and said nothing is wrong or unusual.

Now she spends most of her time alone in her room, nervous and unsure of what to do.

dofqdqv

How would you react? What would you do?
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VandorLee
11/07/18 4:07:52 PM
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Nothing because im not sexist, TC.
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Romulox28
11/07/18 4:09:17 PM
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Awesome
11/07/18 4:09:42 PM
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get her to weightlifting competitions, olympics, then endorsements and shes got it made.
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YookaLaylee
11/07/18 4:10:21 PM
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Sign her up for mma lessons so that she can become an undefeated UFC female champ who conquers every weight division
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UnfairRepresent
11/07/18 4:12:55 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
is this my daughter:

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54473504e4b024da3a9ecfba/t/55c8089fe4b0dc37dda4240d/1439172847941/

That was the weirdest fucking sub-plot in Twin Peaks.

Which is saying a lot
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Timohtep
11/07/18 4:14:27 PM
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Holy fucking shit I died laughing at that image for some reason
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Zack_Attackv1
11/07/18 4:21:02 PM
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Mistere Man
11/07/18 4:32:26 PM
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Sad for her as that is way weaker than the rest of her family she will be the underdog. Oh well we will still love our frail weak little daughter.

Damn can barely lift a car... I blame her father for this.
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hotcegaI
11/07/18 4:33:47 PM
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Hope I named her Pippi
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Paragon21XX
11/07/18 4:36:44 PM
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Only 10 times stronger? I'd be very disappointed that she's not 50 times stronger at the very least.
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Mistere Man
11/07/18 4:37:23 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
Hope I named her Pippi

Nice!
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Verdekal
11/07/18 7:03:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent
11/08/18 1:53:40 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Sad for her as that is way weaker than the rest of her family she will be the underdog. Oh well we will still love our frail weak little daughter.

Damn can barely lift a car... I blame her father for this.

Paragon21XX posted...
Only 10 times stronger? I'd be very disappointed that she's not 50 times stronger at the very least.

CE Posts
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UnfairRepresent
11/08/18 3:19:01 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Sign her up for mma lessons so that she can become an undefeated UFC female champ who conquers every weight division

What if she doesn't want to?
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addled
11/08/18 3:34:03 PM
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wife - "Honey open this jar for me"

me - "That's our daughters job now"
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KiwiTerraRizing
11/08/18 3:35:55 PM
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tRBidpo
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UnfairRepresent
11/09/18 11:13:09 AM
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VandorLee posted...
Nothing because im not sexist, TC.

wut
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Lost_All_Senses
11/09/18 11:41:28 AM
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Is my daughter also the wii fit trainer? She looks like it.

But really, Id do what Peter did when he realized how strong Lois was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt4VxVzCVYM" data-time="


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