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TiamatLover
11/07/18 7:57:36 PM
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https://www.clickhole.com/bad-news-star-wars-fans-the-episode-ix-release-da-1829934979

If youre one of the many Star Wars fans eagerly awaiting the next installment in the franchise, we have some terrible news: Episode IXs release date has been pushed back 26 minutes after director J.J. Abrams hit some traffic on his way to set.

This is guaranteed to be a hard pill to swallow for Star Wars fans everywhere.

Abrams himself revealed the devastating news on Twitter:

Disney executives have confirmed that the release date for Episode IX has been postponed from midnight on December 20, 2019 to 12:26 a.m. on December 20, 2019. While the production chaos caused by Abrams late arrival is sure to break the hearts of fans worldwide, the director has since sworn to check travel times from now on and will even leave a bit early in case of any road hazards that might cause further delays of the film.

If youre a Star Wars fan, please know that were rooting for you as you deal with this disappointing news. Hopefully the new movie is worth the extra wait!

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Doom_Art
11/07/18 7:59:03 PM
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disney in disarray
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Reis
11/07/18 7:59:21 PM
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nice
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FreshSushi
11/07/18 8:00:45 PM
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how are they going to salvage that wreck

like not only was last jedi bad, didn't it effectively destroy the canon too
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spudger
11/07/18 8:01:47 PM
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i hope this is a tongue in cheek story
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CloudCollection
11/07/18 8:03:13 PM
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If youre one of the many Star Wars fans eagerly awaiting the next installment

Lol
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LostForest
11/07/18 8:55:09 PM
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There's still people that don't know Clickhole is satire?
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Questionmarktarius
11/07/18 8:57:16 PM
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FreshSushi posted...
how are they going to salvage that wreck

Lando, I guess.
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TommyG663513
11/07/18 8:58:45 PM
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CloudCollection posted...
If youre one of the many Star Wars fans eagerly awaiting the next installment

Lol

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Bloodychess
11/07/18 9:00:51 PM
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TommyG663513 posted...
CloudCollection posted...
If youre one of the many Star Wars fans eagerly awaiting the next installment

Lol

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legendarylemur
11/10/18 12:04:25 AM
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Isn't Clickhole that parody site?
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Serious Cat
11/10/18 12:34:14 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
Isn't Clickhole that parody site?

Yeah. Run by The Onion.
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Devil_Katt_II
11/10/18 12:35:13 AM
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FreshSushi posted...
how are they going to salvage that wreck

it wasn't a wreck, it was just bad traffic
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Zack_Attackv1
11/10/18 12:35:56 AM
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